T-shirt sayings that you can't stand

[DCMaximo 0]

I saw one at a beer festival once that said "If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off". It looked REALLY impressive on a fat, balding man with a ponytail.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I'm glad the only shirts I wear are band shirts.

 

Oh, and Czech (I think you're the one that brought up Independent and the Iron Cross)? Independent's symbol is a Maltese Cross. Curved ends make the difference, my friend. (And I'm only anal about it because I love the Iron Cross.)

 

Shirts I hate:

-Pretty much every shirt here thus far. Also, the overabundance of "YANKEES SUCK" shirts in my area (considering I live in Mass). I REALLY want to make a shirt that says "RED SOX LOST," considering I chant that whenever I'm at a public gathering (read: concert or wrestling event) and the "yankees suck" chants start. I think I started the chant at a Slayer show, ironically enough.

-"Rebel." My girlfriend has this shirt, and though I really like the design of it, and think it looks great on her, I hate the fact that it's a commercial shirt that says "REBEL" on it.

-"Free Mumia." I think KKK will agree with me on this. The guy's a cop killer, and these assholes are trying to be cool by listening to RATM and saying "free Mumia." Why not "Free the WM3"? Oh, that's right, these fuckers don't know shit about the West Memphis 3. You want a REAL case of cops fucking over some people? WM3 is it.

-The purposefully faded and dirtied shirts (designed to look old and aged) bought at Abercrombie and such. You just bought the shirt, got ripped off $50, now shut up and go buy a cheaper shirt that looks better.

-While on the topic of Abercrombie, while still in high school (wow, two months ago, seems like forever) I saw this little shit wearing an Abercrombie shirt that said "Heavy Metal Festival" on the back in the Iron Maiden script. I stopped him in the hallway and asked him what his favorite metal band was. He said Papa Roach. I had to be restrained from decking him, and all I ended up getting in was a dope slap off the side of his fucking head.

 

...I hate people...I hated high school...thanks for bringing these fond memories back up, bitches.

 

...I need a smoke...

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Why not "Free the WM3"? Oh, that's right, these fuckers don't know shit about the West Memphis 3. You want a REAL case of cops fucking over some people? WM3 is it.

 

Isn't this the truth. One of the biggest farces in American Justice History.

 

-While on the topic of Abercrombie, while still in high school (wow, two months ago, seems like forever) I saw this little shit wearing an Abercrombie shirt that said "Heavy Metal Festival" on the back in the Iron Maiden script. I stopped him in the hallway and asked him what his favorite metal band was. He said Papa Roach. I had to be restrained from decking him, and all I ended up getting in was a dope slap off the side of his fucking head.

 

This by the way LAZ is the greatest thing of all time. Good job.....

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I too hate the Abercrombie/American Eagle/Hollister shirts. I saw a guy wearing an American Eagle reggae shirt one time, asked him to name one reggae group other than Bob Marley and the Wailers or Ziggy Marley, and he said 311. Dumbass.

 

Something else I hate are the overabundance of Christian T-shirts that are ripoffs of a corporate logo. Like "Jesus! He's the Real King" (Knock off of Coke's old logo) and the like. They piss me off beyond all control.

 

And the posers wearing skate brands because they got them at Pac Sun. I hate the store now, and the people who shop there.

[alfdogg 0]

I got this shirt at Hot Topic

 

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It looks like his face is mustard covered.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I got this shirt at Hot Topic

 

Is that you, Alf? Because I picture you as something almost exactly like that, maybe slightly pudgier, with sandy brown hair.

[alfdogg 0]

No, it's not me, but that's not a bad description. I have short brown hair. And I don't wear bands on my wrists either, that just looks stupid.

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

I think this shirt is kind of interesting for some reason that I cannot name at this time.

 

 

As for shirts that I hate, I'll have to get back to that later...

[The Czech Republic 0]

HOW COULD I FORGET THE WRESTLING SHIRTS:

 

"I do it till I'm RAW" and "Put a little SmackDown! on it"

 

"APA: Always Pounding Ass!"

 

"I'll bring the whoopin', you bring the ass!"

 

There are so many. So very many. But these deserve special recognition because they transcend their genre to be some of the worst among all shirts.

 

 

 

Yeah Corey you're right, not only did I get the cross wrong, but it was just a stupid skater logo. I was indeed served.

[JJMc 0]

Plain Yankees jersey with the name on the back. Hmm. Interesting.

 

YES!!!! They do that with Red Sox jerseys at Fenway. Home jerseys (jersies?) that is. They put "GARCIAPARRA" on the back of a white home jersey. Seriously, come on.

[Guest T®ITEC]

The guy in Angel_Grace_Blue's picture needs to be shot in the fucking face NOW for wearing that necklace and that shirt at the same time. Fucking cocksucker...

 

Uh, heh. Anyway. I'm sick of all the ICP shirts. I live around a lot of white trash, so y'know. They're everywhere. ...That's not to say that all ICP fans are white trash, but that's the case around here.

[Guest tangerine]

I saw a very lovely and endowed looking girl yesterday morning wearing a shirt that simply read

 

"QUIT STARING AT MY FUCKING TITS"

[Guest EQ]

I haven't read the thread... so this point has probably been made already.

 

HOWEVER, I hate when girls with big breasts wear shirts with something printed right across the bustline. I always feel obligated to decipher what the text is, and am often accused of staring at the tits.

 

Not that I wasn't ALSO staring at the tits, but I just wouldn't have gotten caught otherwise.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

On a related note to what EQ said, there's a t-shirt that has "Stop staring at my tits" and the text is printed right where the titty is at. Shirts like that confuse me.

[Guest combat_rock]

The best "titty" shirt I ever saw said "Not everything is flat in Kansas". For some reason, I actually liked that one. Anyway, I'll agree with pretty much everything here. Oh, and I hate people that wear Iron Madien or AC/DC shirts to "be ironic". That's just fucking stupid. If you're going to be a billboard for a band, it better be someone you like. God knows whatever hipster indie thing you're into could use the help.

[Guest croweater]

huh. How is wearing an AC/DC shirt ironic in any way.......

 

It would be more ironic to wear an AC/DC sports coat or something.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

He's saying it about people that wear shirts of bands they don't even like. It's an "indie kid" thing to do, and all the more reasons to fucking HATE indie kids. They're extremely pretentious, when they shouldn't be, since their music fucking sucks and the songwriters they idolize can't hold Zakk Wylde's guitar picks or come close to Dave Mustaine's lyricism.

 

I hate band shirts with pictures of the band on them. That's just screaming "I'm a fucking tool."

[Guest Dids]

Every one of my hipster friends who now loves everything emo still gets amped over AC/DC and Maiden. People's tastes change.

[Slayer 0]

I dunno about shirts, but I'm annoyed by the recent surge of words-across-the-ass shorts. It's an even worse trap than the words-across-the-tits shirts

 

Also, I'm not typically Mr. Social Conservative, but even I feel a bit of concern when I see an 8 year old girl sporting a pair of shorts with "bad girl" across the ass, all apparently with father's blessing (since he was right there).

 

He's saying it about people that wear shirts of bands they don't even like.

I remember a couple years ago when I was at the mall, confused by a bunch of mallcore lookin youngins' sporting Iron Maiden shirts. I was unsure what to make of it until my then-g/f explained that it was related to the song "Teenage Dirtbag" and whatever band was behind it. I never really looked into that, and now I'm curious, in retrospect.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

He's saying it about people that wear shirts of bands they don't even like.

I love watching the "cool" people in the media wearing "vintage" (Vintage=Maiden, Ratt, Poison, etc.) tour shirts. Especially the chicks who claim to be Rock and Roll wearing Metal shirts they payed $50 for at a "vintage" shop, when all they had to do was go to a thrift store in the middle of the city to find the same shirt for $2.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Basically, I hate people. I've made so many of my own shirts it's funny. I have a homemade Beyond The Embrace shirt (Massachusetts melodic death band that's decent), a homemade Pro-Pain shirt (New York metalcore band that I'm infatuated with), and a couple homemade shirts for my old band The Wesux (yes, we sucked). Saves me money on having to find shirts and buy 'em.

 

Although I wish there was a Pro-Pain shirt that had the lyrics to the chorus of "Fed Up" (a song of theirs, obviously) on it.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

EDIT: Well, since this is a double post, might as well make the best of it.

 

This shirt fucking sucks too.

[DCMaximo 0]

I hate band shirts with pictures of the band on them. That's just screaming "I'm a fucking tool."

I couldn't agree more, especially if the band in question is posing in a "I'm a meaningful artist" way

 

On the other side of the "wearing band t-shirt of artists you don't listen to, to be cool" complaint, one of my housemates, knowing how much I love the man, bought me a Phil Collins t-shirt for my birthday from eBay, which I now feel silly wearing, simply due to the number of people who've come up to me, thinking I was wearing it ironically.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Were I more muscular, I'd SO wear this.

[Guest Dids]

Muscles or not- there's not way you don't instantly turn homosexual wearing that. I'm not saying people will think you're gay- I'm saying that the minute you put it on you'll be lusting for cock.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Balderdash. I've done femmier things.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Believe it or not, spoon, you could pull that off.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Exactly, that's why I said I'd wear it.

[Guest Sturgis]

At today's CZW TOD 3 some girl that couln't be older than 16 wore a shirt that said "Barley Legal" across the tits.