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Velocity:

 

John Heidenrech (w/Paul Heyman) vs. Shannon Moore.

 

Johnny Stambolli (w/Nunzio) vs. Danny Basham (w/Doug Basham)

 

(3) Hardcore Holly vs. Akio

 

(4) Rob Van Dam vs. Rene Dupree

 

 

Smackdown:

 

Spike Dudley vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Jamie Noble (No. 1 contender for the WWE Cruiserweigh Title)

 

Bubba Ray Dudley (w/D-Von Dudley) vs. Kidman (w/Paul London)

 

JBL vs. Mike Kruel

 

Torrie vs. Sable vs. Dawn Marie vs. Miss Jackie

 

John Cena vs. Luther Reigns

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JBL vs. Mike Kruel

JBL vs. WHO??? What the hell?

Hired jobber. All a part of the plan to hide JBL's shit in-ring skills. You see, big mean, nasty bad heel JBL is scared so he faces Spike Dudley and other jobbers under the pretence of giving them a chance.

 

Otherwise known as "hey, this isn't working, let him beat the crap out of some jabroni"

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Maybe the title should go Taker instead :P At least he squashes big name wrestlers :lol: This sounds familiar to the championship reign of Sgt. Slaughter who had title defenses against such greats like "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.

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Maybe the title should go Taker instead :P At least he squashes big name wrestlers :lol: This sounds familiar to the championship reign of Sgt. Slaughter who had title defenses against such greats like "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan.

Irrelevant, but whenever "Hacksaw" was about, I was pretty much a toddler. I could never pronounce "hacksaw" so I used to call him Taxi Jim Duggan. I can't hear Duggan's name without remembering that .. "USA ... U U U USA!"

 

I don't see the problem with 'Taker being champ. He's got credibility.

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Irrelevant, but whenever "Hacksaw" was about, I was pretty much a toddler. I could never pronounce "hacksaw" so I used to call him Taxi Jim Duggan.

 

I don't see the problem with 'Taker being champ. He's got credibility.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

I can just see Duggan in NYC clubbing someone with a 2X4 for not tipping him enough.

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Irrelevant, but whenever "Hacksaw" was about, I was pretty much a toddler. I could never pronounce "hacksaw" so I used to call him Taxi Jim Duggan.

 

I don't see the problem with 'Taker being champ. He's got credibility.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

I can just see Duggan in NYC clubbing someone with a 2X4 for not tipping him enough.

Hey, hacksaw is a difficult word to pronounce!

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NO! John Heidenreich returns! LAdies and Gentleman, the next challenger to The Undertaker! I'm not sure if that's better or worse than the originally planned Mordecai feud before that was canceled. J.H was beyond horrible on RAW/Heat last Fall, and I highly doubt he's improved at all.

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This whole bit about the heel champ who handpicks jobbers is getting old very very fast. Looks like another crap show. And 4 sets of tits who can't wrestle are taking up time they don't need to be taking.

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