SMARKDOWN PREDICTIONS~!

[Guest Aecas]

MAIN EVENT

NO DISQUALIFICATION NON TITLE MATCH

Janus vs. Toxxic

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire

 

 

THE AT THIS POINT REQUISITE HANDICAP MATCH!

Sean Davis vs. Ced Ordonez and Munich

 

 

TAG MATCH

Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman vs. THE WAYWARD SONS!!! (Edward James and Alan Clark)

 

 

USJL CONTENDERSHIP TABLES MATCH

"The Icon" Max King vs. "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Paladin" Chance Silver vs. Candace

 

 

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

[Dace59 0]

MAIN EVENT

NO DISQUALIFICATION NON TITLE MATCH

Janus vs. Toxxic

 

Janus again.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire

 

Lezaire with some fire back in his ass.

 

THE AT THIS POINT REQUISITE HANDICAP MATCH!

Sean Davis vs. Ced Ordonez and Munich

 

Davis.

 

TAG MATCH

Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman vs. THE WAYWARD SONS!!! (Edward James and Alan Clark)

 

Team Flip Flop.

 

USJL CONTENDERSHIP TABLES MATCH

"The Icon" Max King vs. "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart

 

Vladimir all the way.

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Paladin" Chance Silver vs. Candace

 

Coin says Candace.

 

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

Flesher if he wants it.

[Guest Aecas]

MAIN EVENT

NO DISQUALIFICATION NON TITLE MATCH

Janus vs. Toxxic

 

These two are set for another epic battle, but I reckon Janus will be able to win this.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire

 

Mr. Maddix methinks.

 

THE AT THIS POINT REQUISITE HANDICAP MATCH!

Sean Davis vs. Ced Ordonez and Munich

 

Hmmmm....I'll go with the handicapped chap as they usually do well...

 

TAG MATCH

Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman vs. THE WAYWARD SONS!!! (Edward James and Alan Clark)

 

I think the experience factor of Clark and James will give them the edge in this one.

 

USJL CONTENDERSHIP TABLES MATCH

"The Icon" Max King vs. "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart

 

No prediction as usual, save that its splinter sandwiches for everyone!

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Paladin" Chance Silver vs. Candace

 

Errrr....difficult to predict this one as Silver no showed and I haven't seen Candace wrestle yet. Ask me when its all over and I'll give you an answer then.

 

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

Tom to get another chance at pissing on the Cruiserweight Title?

[Toxxic 0]

MAIN EVENT

NO DISQUALIFICATION NON TITLE MATCH

Janus vs. Toxxic

~Shite. Me vs Janus NO DQ. Well, this is my chance for revenge, so i'm going to give it EVERYTHING.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire

~Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch. This is PAINFUL to predict. I think Landon will JUST squeeze it, but only by about 51% to 49%

 

 

THE AT THIS POINT REQUISITE HANDICAP MATCH!

Sean Davis vs. Ced Ordonez and Munich

~Stable pride says Davis, plus she can write damn well.

 

 

TAG MATCH

Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman vs. THE WAYWARD SONS!!! (Edward James and Alan Clark)

~TEAM FLIP-FLOP!

 

 

USJL CONTENDERSHIP TABLES MATCH

"The Icon" Max King vs. "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart

~I'm picking the Norweigan if Aecas has time to write.

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Paladin" Chance Silver vs. Candace

~Chance no-showed and Candace didn't even read the joining guide correctly (she hasn't got any fucking finishers!) so I go with DNS.

 

 

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

~Stable pride says Spike. Anyone with a brain says Taamo (sorry Spike!). But I can't think Tom will take this belt when he's gunning for the World, so although if he writes he will win I'm thinking SPike will retain.

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

MAIN EVENT

NO DISQUALIFICATION NON TITLE MATCH

Janus vs. Toxxic

- Toxxic

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire

- Maddix, to set up the rematch with Johnny at Ground Zero; Scaffold Match, anyone?

 

 

THE AT THIS POINT REQUISITE HANDICAP MATCH!

Sean Davis vs. Ced Ordonez and Munich

- Ced and Munich, if they show.

 

 

TAG MATCH

Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman vs. THE WAYWARD SONS!!! (Edward James and Alan Clark)

- Drea and Birdman, unless Clark returns to the level he was at when he beat me for the Cruiserweight Title.

 

 

USJL CONTENDERSHIP TABLES MATCH

"The Icon" Max King vs. "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart

- Everheart

 

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Paladin" Chance Silver vs. Candace

- DNS; Chance Silver = TokyoX 2K4?

 

 

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

- Jenkins to retain by DQ in Flesher's match

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

Tom to get another chance at pissing on the Cruiserweight Title?

Not if he knows what's good for him...

[Sly 0]

MAIN EVENT

NO DISQUALIFICATION NON TITLE MATCH

Janus vs. Toxxic

 

Um... either way will be great, but I think Toxxic going over sets up Ground Zero better.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire

 

Could go either way if they both show... but I have a bad feeling that Muzz might not.

 

THE AT THIS POINT REQUISITE HANDICAP MATCH!

Sean Davis vs. Ced Ordonez and Munich

 

Has Munich won a match during this return?

 

TAG MATCH

Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman vs. THE WAYWARD SONS!!! (Edward James and Alan Clark)

 

Is Clark even a member of this fed still?

 

USJL CONTENDERSHIP TABLES MATCH

"The Icon" Max King vs. "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart

 

Vlad is teh win.

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Paladin" Chance Silver vs. Candace

 

DNS! Everyone wins!

 

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

I want to see Tom win it, then drop it in favor of a Cruiserweight title tournament~!

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

I want to see Tom win it, then drop it in favor of a Cruiserweight title tournament~!

Even though I don't think that Tom wants to win the belt, I would really like to see this happen, just to spite all of the people who consider the World Cruiserweight Championship to be a lesser title, and feel that you can't take "lesser" belts to the top with you.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

So taking the title off me just to drop it will make it seem like a bigger title? Yeah...I get it...

[Mr. S£im Citrus 0]

Well, not if you look at it like *that*, it doesn't... but I don't look at it like that. I look at it as:

 

Reigning World Cruiserweight Champion defeating the World Heavyweight Champion = elevating the Cruiserweight division.

[frisco 0]

SINGLES MATCH

"The Paladin" Chance Silver vs. Candace

~Chance no-showed and Candace didn't even read the joining guide correctly (she hasn't got any fucking finishers!) so I go with DNS.

Candaces finishers are the sleeper and the lionsault and are both listed in her signatures moves. Unless I missed it in the template there wasn't a specific area for finishers, which is why I put it in with signature moves and listed it as a finisher.

 

And don't worry despite my missreading the guide, I don't do no shows.

[Dace59 0]

There is an area for your finishers, just called finishers. If you have a look at other people's sets, you'll see how it's set out

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Well, not if you look at it like *that*, it doesn't... but I don't look at it like that. I look at it as:

 

Reigning World Cruiserweight Champion defeating the World Heavyweight Champion = elevating the Cruiserweight division.

I can take Janus...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Or not!

[Angel_Grace_Blue 0]

MAIN EVENT

NO DISQUALIFICATION NON TITLE MATCH

Janus vs. Toxxic

 

Uh, the guy who puts more "U"s after "O"s

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire

 

Ace, if he writes, since he's Muzz. Yay Muzz. But that's if he writes, and he is Muzz.

 

THE AT THIS POINT REQUISITE HANDICAP MATCH!

Sean Davis vs. Ced Ordonez and Munich

 

I guess I'll go with Davis, since the teams in the handicap matches have lost the last two times.

 

TAG MATCH

Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman vs. THE WAYWARD SONS!!! (Edward James and Alan Clark)

 

Karl Marx to rise from the grave and eat everyone's brains.

 

USJL CONTENDERSHIP TABLES MATCH

"The Icon" Max King vs. "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart

 

I'll have to go with Vlad, because he might hit me with a dragon in chat or something.

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Paladin" Chance Silver vs. Candace

 

Oof.

 

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

 

I'm going to say Flesher's match wins, but if he'll actually go for the title is another story. Wait, what am I saying. He won't write. Spike, make it a squash!!

[Golgo 13 0]

MAIN EVENT

NO DISQUALIFICATION NON TITLE MATCH

Janus vs. Toxxic

- Toxxic.

 

SINGLES MATCH

Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix vs. Ace Lezaire

- Maddix.

 

THE AT THIS POINT REQUISITE HANDICAP MATCH!

Sean Davis vs. Ced Ordonez and Munich

- Davis.

 

TAG MATCH

Andrea Montgomery & The Birdman vs. THE WAYWARD SONS!!! (Edward James and Alan Clark)

- Andrea & The Birdman.

 

USJL CONTENDERSHIP TABLES MATCH

"The Icon" Max King vs. "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart

- Vlad.

 

SINGLES MATCH

"The Paladin" Chance Silver vs. Candace

- Mr. Bukkake.

 

CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH

"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs. "The Superior One" Tom Flesher

- Taamo.