Guest Redhawk Report post Posted July 23, 2004 I came across a website where some guy listed what he thought were the 10 ugliest NBA players. The list is obviously a few years old, but I thought some of you might find it amusing: 10. Reggie Miller 9. Shaquille O'Neal 8. Patrick Ewing 7. Scottie Pippen 6. Nick Van Exel 5. Sam Cassell 4. Shawn Bradley 3. Tyrone Hill 2. Donyell Marshall 1. Popeye Jones If we did a list of current players, who would be on it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 Your list is good, but Cassell is a top 5'er, possibly even #1 for me. I do not know how he has a wife. Popeye Jones is a pretty ugly ass motherfucker as well though. BTW, Doug Christie is a top 10 pick IMO along with Steve Nash. I'm not sure why you have Shawn Bradley. He's goofy, but I wouldn't say he's BUTT ass ugly like the rest of the list or the 2 guys I've mentioned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 Shawn Bradley is the token white guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 Shawn Bradley is the token white guy? Nash is uglier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Redhawk Report post Posted July 23, 2004 Well, it wasn't my list, and I agree that Cassell should be in the Top 5. My list would include Hedo Turkolu, Calvin Booth, Tayshaun Prince, Chauncy Billups and the Collins twins, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brett Favre 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 Shawn Bradley is the token white guy? Nash is uglier. Nash looks like Skeletor. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dangerous A 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 Nash looks like Skeletor. With a dirty mop on his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2004 I think Scotty Pippen would make top 3. And I would have to add Billy Owens simply because I could never get over how he looks like Carlton from The Fresh Prince Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A Happy Medium 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 don't forget Patrick Ewing. Motherfucker is ugly. Anthony Mason I would also put on the list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 I was about to protest the lack of Nash on that list but I noticed everyone else is to.......god that man is ugly. He might look a little better if he chopped his mop off. Thing about Tayshaun Prince is that his gums are gigantic and he's so lanky and awkward looking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Reggie Miller looks sort of normal, at last not Top 10, and is surprisingly articulate for an NBA superstar. Charles Barkley would be the first to tell you that Sam Cassell should be #1. Come on! The guy looks like E.T.! Barkley said so! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Peja Stojacovic looks really frightening with the psycho beard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Bill Walton. I don't know if he'd be one of the ugliest, I just get a chuckle from the mere mention of Bill Walton, and thought you would too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 I always thought Mugsy was quite repulsive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mindless_Aggression Report post Posted July 24, 2004 The defining comment for Mugsy Bogues for me will always be a friend of mine's comment during a game. "Whats that short little retarded guy doing out there?!" But yes, if we're talking all time, you gotta go Gheorge Mureasan (That ain't even close spelling wise I bet). He looked like a donkey and Mr. Potato head mated for God's sake. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Precious Roy 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 I wonder what y'all look like Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Don't knock Cassell. He was great in Lord of the Rings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 24, 2004 What a weird thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 And I would have to add Billy Owens simply because I could never get over how he looks like Carlton from The Fresh Prince That show fucking rules. What about that Maciej(sp?) Lampe guy who plays for the Phoenix Suns? He looks pretty ugly, as well. In his draft day picture, he looked like one of those "special" kids. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Kinda related to this thread, but there was a girl who went to my college that looked like Richard Jefferson. Very scary. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Kinda related to this thread, but there was a girl who went to my college that looked like Richard Jefferson. Very scary. There was a GIRL that looked like Richard Jefferson? Oh my god..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nogoodnick 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Cassell has got to be the ugliest. Former Jazz center Mark Eaton is kinda harsh on the eyes as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Electrifyer 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 I believe you're all forgetting George Muresan: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steviekick 0 Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Kinda related to this thread, but there was a girl who went to my college that looked like Richard Jefferson. Very scary. There was a GIRL that looked like Richard Jefferson? Oh my god..... Seriously. She totally had his face, even down to the mis-shapen eyebrows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank_Nabbit Report post Posted July 24, 2004 Post more pics.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2004 Man who is that last guy in those line of pics??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Electrifyer 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2004 That would be Mr. Popeye Jones. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2004 This far into the thread and no mention of ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 25, 2004 OK, I've come up with my own top 10 10. Drew Gooden 9. Jared Jeffries 8. Jermaine O'Neal 7. Calvin Booth 6. Kenny Thomas 5. Devean George 4. Popeye Jones 3. Walter McCarty 2. Tyronn Lue 1. Sam Cassell Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
