The Official What I think You Look Like

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Nevermortal looks a lot like Corey does, only uglier. He's a fuckin' rich kid, too, which means his bullet belts match his boots, and has said "Aw, MOM!" at least once it the past two years.

 

He's going to college on his parents' dime, probably hasn't worked a day in his life in a factory, warehouse, or REALLY shitty kitchen, and the real world is going to kick him in the nuts, bad, at which point he'll cut the hair off, cover up the irrational tattoo he regretted while getting it, throw away the Jager empties, and drive a fucking van.

[Dr. Tom 0]

Dr. Tom looks like Johnny Unitas, only more frazzled and younger.

Not really. I had a crew cut when I was younger, but that's about it. If I look like any sports person, it would probably be John Daly, though my hair is a little darker and I'm less pudgy.

 

He gets yelled at by military people sometimes

They all like me way too much to yell at me.

 

family will never fucking shut up about him settling down and getting married and having kids until he does it, so he might as well.

This is certainly true, especially of my mother.

 

He has to get things off of shelves for people,

Not since I quit the retail world years ago. We have lackeys who do that sort of thing.

 

and definitely wears glasses

Not anymore, though I do own a pair. I had eye surgery a few years ago, and should probably go back and have it touched up.

 

Also pretty regular, but that's due to his work environment and upbringing.

Indeed. I can point to a lot of things I see and think, "I was raised better than that."

 

Were he to suddenly become independently wealthy, half would go into savings and the rest would be blown on bullshit.

This is absolutely 100% true.

[Guest Flyboy]

I know how Tom looks.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

Corey Lazarus wears nothing but band shirts,

Almost. I have a few wrestling shirts and a few plain white shirts, too.

half a dozen of which are Metallica.

Just two of 'em, actually.

Some don't fit any more, as he's a growing boy, who will soon inherit the jaded headbanger disinterest that sinks in around the early 20's.

Actually, I stopped growing. I'm 5'11", 225 lbs., and I don't think I'll get any taller in the near future (although the waist and gut will expand within a few years).

He'll grow tired of mid-tempo metal, and either branch into a myriad subgenre, or go off in a progressive direction. His wardrobe will change accordingly, but he'll continue growing his hair out, even if it looks terrible.

True. I'm starting to get sick of Metallica altogether. And, God help me, I'm starting to like more mellow stuff a lot more lately, like Mogwai, and simpler stuff, like all punk ever.

Should he ever get it cut and styled correctly, and hit the gym with some effort, he could probably score a metal chick which will treat him like a sexual speedbump.

Ummm...is this good or bad? I don't think the term "sexual speedbump" is too tempting...

He would pass for a regular guy in an instant were he to wear a different wardrobe. Totally environment-affected.

This is entirely true. I have pictures of me wearing a suit and tie, and I look entirely different (although my hair was styled differently).

[Nevermortal 0]

Nevermortal looks a lot like Corey does, only uglier.

 

-Yep.

 

He's a fuckin' rich kid, too, which means his bullet belts match his boots, and has said "Aw, MOM!" at least once it the past two years.

 

- I wouldn't say that I'm rich. I'm definitely well off, but most of my friends parents have income that dwarfs mine. Not only do they match, I also get my pants ironed all the time, including my jeans. They've got a crease down the leg!

 

He's going to college on his parents' dime,

 

For the most part, yep.

 

probably hasn't worked a day in his life in a factory, warehouse, or REALLY shitty kitchen,

 

True. I've only worked 3 jobs in my life. One was landscaping, one was retail, and the other is at a call center.

 

and the real world is going to kick him in the nuts, bad, at which point he'll cut the hair off, cover up the irrational tattoo he regretted while getting it, throw away the Jager empties, and drive a fucking van.

 

I fully expect the real world to kick me in the nuts, because I have no idea what I'm going to do post-college. The hair will be cut eventually, but right now I'm fully content to let it grow out for year 2. I probably wouldn't get a tattoo because I'll regret it immediately. As for driving a van, I already do that, actually. It actually hauls ass, amazingly.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Damn I'm good. Now I'm going to bed.

[Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0]

Okay.

Meaning, I throw my name into the hat.

[Guest ian.]

ian is a fey goth bitch with an eyebrow piercing. at the very least, a fey goth bitch on the inside, and a pudgy guy on the outside with half-long brown hair and a poor complexion.

 

You were way off. I refuse to have any piercings, I'm not a goth, and i have long blonde hair.

 

Right on with the poor complection, though.

[Guest suplexmasta]

I know I have like 20 posts, so this will be a hard one. Tell me what I look like, Mod God.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I'm new on the boards and for the most part don't post unless it's to mark out for Jeff Hardy..

 

I'm in.. if you're still doing these.

[Guest Dids]

I'm new on the boards and for the most part don't post unless it's to mark out for Jeff Hardy..

 

I'm in.. if you're still doing these.

I'm not AoO, but given that limited information I'll assume you're either a 14 year old girl with too much eyeliner.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Bruiser Chong's description was kinda close to me, sorta, I guess.

[Ultra Violence 0]

I've been here longish allthough I don't post whore.... What about me?

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I'm new on the boards and for the most part don't post unless it's to mark out for Jeff Hardy..

 

I'm in.. if you're still doing these.

I'm not AoO, but given that limited information I'll assume you're either a 14 year old girl with too much eyeliner.

either a 14 year old girl with too much eyeliner, or what?

 

Or maybe you didn't mean to say either...

 

Well EITHER way, next time you want to blindly zing someone, make sure your sentence makes sense.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I think my post got skipped.

 

I'm curious to know what impression I give off.

[Guest cellardoor]

I have only been around for approximately 2 days, so I doubt you've had a chance to formulate an idea of what I look like. FYI, I'm a girl. And don't look in my profile 'cause that's cheating.

 

Now, without further ado... Let's hear it!

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

It doesn't matter if he knows you or not. It's all about the wavelengths

[Hoff 0]

*sigh* I didn't want to give into temptation, but throw me on the list, as well.

[Art Sandusky 0]

My picture is in my profile.

[Guest croweater]

Damn, Kotz! You got some awesome cans on you.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Who is Kotz.

[Guest croweater]

Who is Kotz.

Kotz:

 

...

 

...

 

apparently.

[Art Sandusky 0]

The shoes are ugly thanks to the X's and the dual spikes, and the frill around the neck is terrible, but it's pretty neat anyway.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Cellardoor has to be fairly geeky. Glasses (contacts, at least, if she's imagine conscious), darker hair and hazel eyes. She wears pajama pants places other than bed, which is hot. She's got an alright body, and is prone to looking at herself nude in a big mirror. She stands sideways and pinches a little bit of belly. No more than a thumb and forefinger full. Loves baths and muscular men. Her measurements are 34, 28, 36, cup size B, and she spends too much on undies and bath accessories.

 

Pretty much a down to earth regular chick with a dorky hobby or two. No kids. Kotz, hit on her.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Vitamin X is a little cuban guy who is very lazy. He's hygenic, but not particularly clean, and his room is a pig sty. A go with the flow type, nothing particularly outstanding appearance wise. He runs with a few different circles of friends, and has about 2 good ones, one of which is a girl he likes. He's dark all over.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

croweater is some foppy collegiate english asswipe with John Lennon glasses and a bad haircut. His shoes are cheap, shirts are expensive, pants fall in between. Boxers, not briefs, and nibbled fingernails. He's got a slightly hippie side to him in his mannerisms and some clothes, and he's going to school either on his parents' or the government's money, depending on how shit works in the UK. A little pudge to him that he's trying desperately to work off. He'll have a heart attack at age 57, and the one that kills him will hit him at 68.

[spiny norman 0]

I've been skipped for croweater. How demeaning.

 

By the way Agent, he's Australian.

[Guest suplexmasta]

What about me? What about Suplex?

[Guest croweater]

croweater is some foppy collegiate english asswipe with John Lennon glasses and a bad haircut.

Not English no glasses, but I won't deny you the haircut. I do come across as pretentious knob a fair bit of the time, but it has more to do with me saying things in a different manner than I intend them to be said and therefore them being taken the wrong way. I'm generally non judgemental, though I pet my pet peves.

 

His shoes are cheap, shirts are expensive, pants fall in between. Boxers, not briefs, and nibbled fingernails.

Expensive shoes, I don't really wear shirts often but when I do they're deffinately not expensive. I mix and match b/w boxers and briefs and their hybrids and I cut my fingernails regularly.

 

He's got a slightly hippie side to him in his mannerisms and some clothes, and he's going to school either on his parents' or the government's money, depending on how shit works in the UK.

Fair call, slightly being the opperative word. And yes, mummy and daddy pay for my education.

 

A little pudge to him that he's trying desperately to work off.

140 lbs at 5'9 and I go to the gym regularly to keep lean and such.

He'll have a heart attack at age 57, and the one that kills him will hit him at 68.

 

Well, there's no way to be sure, but I doubt it. Unless coffee becomes an indicator for heart disease, then i'll be fucked before 30.

 

**reads Spiney's post and feels demeaned for him being demeaned and then saying he was demeaned by being demeaned by the demeaning AoO**

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

What about me? What about Suplex?

Yeah, fuck you, pal.