Guest Anglesault Report post Posted July 27, 2004 The worst breakfast ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted July 27, 2004 I don't know. It looks like it'd be one hell of a hangover feast. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 27, 2004 Man, that thing'll kill ya.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted July 27, 2004 I'd like to see a state change their form of Capitol Punishment to fit this. Rather than lethal injection you make people eat this meal for breakfast every day for 2 weeks and then place them in a small holding cell. I imagine most people would die of cardiac arrest on day 9, but there are the heavier folks that can take the 14 days of it. To appease the people against Capitol Punishment you could also make a rule stating that if they survive the above then they can have their sentence reduced to life in gen-pop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted July 27, 2004 It's a heart attack in a box! What's really disgusting is that there must be a market for it or they would have never made it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2004 I would eat everything but the Eggs. Every frozen breakfast I've ever had has always had the same crappy scrambled eggs. Ditching the eggs probably makes the meal at least a bit less hazardous to your health. And, I used to read XE all the time, when the hell did they sell out so much? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2004 When they went on the UGO server. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2004 Buncha cowards. Eat the meal, do your damn exercising and quit this "it'll kill you" since that meal is nothing compared to some of the breakfasts I was cooked as a kid. Try eating four pieces of bacon, two pieces of scrapple, three sausages, three pancakes, and a hash brown and then you can complain about this pee-wee of a meal. This isn't anything, thing wouldn't even qualify as a snack to old school farmer families. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaParkaYourCar 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2004 Didn't WWE used to market these things with wrestlers in their commercials? I guess wrestlers didn't want to plug such an unhealthy product while trying to stay in shape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2004 What's scrapple? I used to make breakfasts worse than that at the Ponderosa breakfast buffet, with my plates of nothing but bacon and sausage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 27, 2004 This isn't anything, thing wouldn't even qualify as a snack to old school farmer families. How many people exert the energy of a farmer or coal miner these days? Also, those big ass breakfasts (which I know quite well) are made from things like fresh eggs laid fifty feet from the kitchen, no preservative-laden salt licks like this freezerburned atrocity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Star Ocean 3 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2004 How about some liquid doughnut to wash it down? http://ir.thomsonfn.com/InvestorRelations/...&storyId=117622 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted July 27, 2004 What's scrapple? You don't want to know. If you know, you'll never touch the stuff. I know, but I already loved the taste so I don't care if it was made from human. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 27, 2004 Scrapple's fucking delicious. Cornmeal mush flavored with pig. Mmmmmm MMMMMM. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Oh baby. Once in a while, I'd be so up for that shit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Scrapple: crap + Snapple. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted July 28, 2004 This "The Czech" idiot stole that from my funny shirt I got that has the Snapple logo, only it's not, since it's the "Crapple" logo. He stole it from there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 That doesn't look any bigger than any of the meals you can get at Cracker Barrel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 That doesn't look any bigger than any of the meals you can get at Cracker Barrel. At least at the CB you would get grits too, which I like as long as they have cheese and bacon in them. And I like scrapple sandwiches. Everything but the tail and the snout of the pig, oink oink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gert T 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 I don't buy the back label. Unless their marketers are idiots they should put they serving size as one-half the box. Having a Sat Fat over 100% of daily intake is dumb. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 I don't buy the back label. Unless their marketers are idiots they should put they serving size as one-half the box. Having a Sat Fat over 100% of daily intake is dumb. The marketers realize that people who buy these don't read the nutrition label on the back of the box and probably dont care if theres over 100% saturated fat. And if the serving size was 1/2 box, it wouldn't matter because people would still eat the whole thing and thus still get all of the saturated fat. Its kinda like the snack food companies that make their servings 1 cookie. Who the hell eats 1 cookie? Off topic on the saturated fat content, I just ate a Hagen Dazs ice cream bar with a 64% daily value of saturated fat...it was good too! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 That doesn't look any bigger than any of the meals you can get at Cracker Barrel. At least at the CB you would get grits too, which I like as long as they have cheese and bacon in them. And I like scrapple sandwiches. Everything but the tail and the snout of the pig, oink oink. Eh. All the grits I've ever gotten at CB are watery as fuck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted July 31, 2004 This "The Czech" idiot stole that from my funny shirt I got that has the Snapple logo, only it's not, since it's the "Crapple" logo. He stole it from there. I stoled it, all right. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted July 31, 2004 Thank you for reminding me how funny X-E.com is. "Grover, you think you're embarrassed? I'm 25, and I just spent Monday afternoon reviewing The Monster at the end of this Book." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 As a hearty Midwesterner, I enjoy a hearty Sunday breakfast. However, we've been putting in new flooring downstairs, so the kitchen has been out of order and worst of all, unstocked. Thus, I've made do with what I can find: scrambled eggs with salsa and cheese, a slice of watermelon, three strips of bacon (crispy, the best way) and a glass of milk. What are you having for breakfast today? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Hey next poster maybe you ought to rethink that Birds in the Hotel joke you were gonna make. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 I know I did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted August 1, 2004 Peanut butter toast, cranberry juice, cigarettes. I don't know how people can wake up and eat a gigantic meal, anyway. I'm eating now because I've been up all night, naturally, but when I first get up, I can't even be bothered with food for at least a couple hours. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricMM 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 231% cholesterol? Nevermind that you get 2/3rds of your daily calories from it, or the fact that it contains all the fat you'll need for the day, nor all that salt. That cholesterol level is terrifying. Hungry Man should change their slogan to, "Fuck you, I'm fat, leave me alone." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted August 1, 2004 One of those jello cup things. They're fat-free~! And some water. Bring back the food/(was it clothing?) forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
