syxx2001 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Moe was with the Lovematic Grandpa, not Barney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Yeah but during that skit Barney made an appearance and mentioned he had a date with that woman outside the drugstore who's always yelling things. Moe: She told me she was washing her hair tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Richard 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Well I wouldn't be surprised if Krusty had some homosexual experiences, being in show business as well as an apparent drug addict. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
algrim 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Barney had a fling with Linda Ronstadt in the "Mr Plow" episode. They were both in a jacuzzi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sturgis Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Well I wouldn't be surprised if Krusty had some homosexual experiences, being in show business as well as an apparent drug addict. Ah, but he has. In an episode where the baby montior is picking up cell phone conversations Krusty said he was with a chick, at least he thought it was a chick. My pick: Santa's Little Helper Yes he's a father, but in an episode that had a gay pride parade SLH was looking at gay dogs in a excited way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Its Mo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest tangerine Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Moe sounds painfully obvious. Smithers is redundant as hell. I will say that if FOX had balls, they would have Ultra Fundy ned go the other way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 I don't watch this show anymore. And already this sounds like one of the stupidest ideas ever and will show beyond any further needed proof that the show needs to end. But if it's Smithers, the entire show is ruined. For good. Beyond any reparable damage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smark-Raving Mad Report post Posted July 28, 2004 I bet it'll be someone out of left field, like Hans Moleman. It'll be a cheap laugh, and it will be LAME. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mystery Eskimo 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Grandpa and Jasper. Old men lovin' = ratings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 28, 2004 My top 6 List: (Kids don't count) 1. The Sea Captain 2. Groundskeeper Willie (he DOES wear a skirt) 3. Patty 4. The Capital City Goofball 5. Cookie Kwan 6. Ol' Gill Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nl5xsk1 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 It won't be a kid, because the episode is based around gay marriage ... and regardless if elementary school aged children know if they're gay or not, they're not old enough to wed. And I doubt that it'd be Smithers because it wouldn't be news-worthy. And I think that Groening & Co. are looking to capitalize on the gay marriage debate controversy with this, so picking a known gay character for it wouldn't work. Carl & Lenny have been hinted at being more than platonic friends (numerous times) but it would really change the dynamic of the Moe's Tavern clique to have them be married. So, I doubt it's them. My guess was going to be Patty a/o Selma even before spman posted that thing from snpp.com. (I can't remember which one of them was always getting married ... whichever it was, I was thinking the other one.) The only problem with it being Patty or Selma is why would Homer be the minister? They hate him, and vice versa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nelly's Bandaid Report post Posted July 28, 2004 If it's an already established idea that there moving foward on it's gotta be Selma or Patty, whichever one was on the closet float in the gay pride parade. Smithers is too obvious, Milhouse is just wrong, and Lenny and Carl's love just shouldn't be talked about......it will only cheapen it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Mr. Burns has no heir, and has only been shown with Marge's mom, which went nowhere. He should reciprocate Smithers' love, because the thought of a frail old man engaging in sodomy will make people go "eeewwwww" plus it makes sense, and it'd be kind of a surprise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted July 28, 2004 My guess was going to be Patty a/o Selma even before spman posted that thing from snpp.com. (I can't remember which one of them was always getting married ... whichever it was, I was thinking the other one.) The only problem with it being Patty or Selma is why would Homer be the minister? They hate him, and vice versa. Selma's the one with all the failed marriages. Patty, except for a brief fling with Skinner, chose a life of celibacy. My guess as to why Homer would be the minister is because Rev. Lovejoy refuses to perform a gay marriage and since Homer is the only other one who can (thanks to the internet), they have no choice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Fook Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Mr. Burns has no heir, and has only been shown with Marge's mom, which went nowhere. He was also in love with Marge for a brief period and was engaged to that female cop until she went back with Snake. Let's not forget he has a son too, with the daughter of the prof he slept with at university. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JasonX 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 They should make it Ned Flanders and have him excommunicated from the church just to see how the Pope reacts. I'd love to listen to the Pope talk about the Simpsons. Flanders is baptist not catholic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 2. Groundskeeper Willie (he DOES wear a skirt) No, he wears a kilt. Plus, most crossdressers are straight anyway. The only crossdressers that aren't are called drag queens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 28, 2004 2. Groundskeeper Willie (he DOES wear a skirt) No, he wears a kilt. Plus, most crossdressers are straight anyway. The only crossdressers that aren't are called drag queens. Good point, but my list was mainly a joke...except for Gill. Gill has the odds against him, if we all remember the WNBA basketball game that started an episode... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted July 28, 2004 I can't see it being Moe. His courting of Marge, sleeping with the waitress during the Flaming Moes episode and the insurance fraud all go against the notion that he could potentially be gay. It also kills his character when you remove the fact that he's so ugly no woman will have him jokes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Staravenger Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Don't forget he was making out with Patty, and wanted to sleep with Gill inside some mascot costume. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Nelson. This is the first thing that popped into my head too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Set Free Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Who becomes gay after being raped? That's like saying a woman being raped by a man will become a slut all of the sudden. WHEN I FIRST WENT UPSTATE I WAS HESITANT AT FIRST...BUT AFTER THE FIRST COUPLE TIMES I DIDN'T EVEN RESIST ANYMORE I JUST STUCK MY ASS OUT AND SAID "COME WIT IT DADDY." YALL NEED TO BE MOE SENSITIVE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheOriginalOrangeGoblin 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 It'll be some surprise out of nowhere choice. Remember when they announced they were killing someone off? They chose Maude flanders who was a 3rd rate supporting character at best. I expect the same here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
syxx2001 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2004 Lets not forget that alot of people are straight then turn....like Luke's dad on The OC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LJSexay 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 it HAS to be Nelson, if only because two other people have thought it may be him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 You heard it here first, Duffman & Disco Stu get married. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crimson G 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 Duffman...says 'I do'....oh yeah....oh..yeah. *complete with pelvic thrusts* Disco Stu...says I do, too. *cheesy disco dancing ensues* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2004 Lurleen Lumpkin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted October 1, 2004 Hit cartoon series The Simpsons is pushing for gay marriage rights in America with a shocking episode featuring chain-smoking twin Patty wedding another woman. Animated father Homer is ordained as a minister and marries Marge's sister to her dream woman in the eagerly-awaited show, which criticizes American President George W Bush's refusal to allow homosexual marriage. The sitcom will create further controversy later this year when Marge delivers a Christmas speech to the British public, which will rival monarch Queen Elizabeth II's traditional festive message. imdb.com Not that much of a stretch. I'm sure it was predicted a few times in this thread, but I don't feel like going back and reading it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
