Choose Your Fate As A Wrestler

[DangerousDamon 0]

B)

 

Choice A can only result in being jobbed to the booker's son/son in law

Son in law? Unless there is a such thing, do you mean nephew?

 

Anyway, he says that the TNA staff saw the matchand thought it was good & hilarious as hell, and that they'd like you to come and make a wrestling appearance on Impact. (Sounds ridiculous, but this is going to get a little repetitive) But before you go, you have to answer a few questions.

 

What is your alignment?

 

A.) Face?

 

B.) Heel?

 

or

 

C.) Ryan Styles...

The husband of your daughter would be your son in law.

 

 

and to answer you question, I would go with choice A

[Guest Bushido]

Your first act upon signing with TNA is...

 

A) Starting a worked shoot with Teddy Hart/Steve Corino/CM Punk/Jesus

 

B) Sucker punching Jeff Jarett in the kidneys

 

C) Giving AJ Styles a hand job in the middle of the ring at the next Impact show.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

B

 

Despite your 30 foot moonsault, you're time in TNA is short

[Elbarto997 0]

Ahem... Back to the story.

 

You choose to be a face, and what finisher will you take?

 

A.) Double Arm DDT?

 

B.) Evenflow DDT?

 

C.) Stratusfaction?

 

or

 

D.) The Magic Wedgie..

[Guest Deviant]

B. But make sure it's WCW Revenge style where they land and sell ala RVD. Wait, maybe just land. Wouldn't want them jumping up from it and forgetting their neck is injured...

[DangerousDamon 0]

Those finishers suck, but I'd choose the EvenFlow

[Elbarto997 0]

And what will be your Wrestling Theme?

 

A.) Steve Blackman's 1st Theme?

 

B.) Steve Blackman's 2000/2001 Theme?

 

C.) Test's 2nd Theme?

 

or

 

D.) William Regal's 1st Theme?

[Ravenbomb 0]

E) some theme that doesn't suck

[Elbarto997 0]

So, you're saying that you choose William Regal's first theme?

[Guest Jordan Stiva]

I choose:

 

E: Repo Man's music

[Ravenbomb 0]

So, you're saying that you choose William Regal's first theme?

no, Regal's was D

[Elbarto997 0]

You rain check the music for now. On your last show with the fed, you are scheduled to wrestle Eccentric Eric Anchorage in a a Grudge Match of your choice. What will it be?

 

A.) Steel Cage?

 

B.) Pink Slip on a Pole?

 

C.) Biker Chain Match?

 

or

 

D.) Falls Count Anywhere...

[Elbarto997 0]

Voting time guys... Yo!!

[Dace59 0]

Go with D, let's some have some all arena action.

[Elbarto997 0]

Sorry about the lack of update guys.

 

So, you choose William Regal's first theme as your theme music, and since we already had a Falls Count Anywhere Match, why don't we make the Match between you and Eccentric Eric Anchorage a Cage Match?

 

You go to the gym for awhile to train and then go back to your parents house to get a good night's sleep, courtesy of a glass of milk for the Match. The next day comes, and you are set to do your match with Anchorage. Ding! Match begins. You lock up, and Anchorage goes behind you, what do you do?

 

A.) Leg Sweep Low Blow?

 

B.) Standing Switch?

 

or

 

C.) Elbow to the face?

[Der Kommissar 0]

Let's go C.

[Elbarto997 0]

Then what?

[Dobbs 3K 0]

Trade chops to the chest back and forth for about two minutes.

[Elbarto997 0]

OK, You Elbow him into the face, and then slap Anchorage hard on the chest a few times, Anchorage just screams, and hits himself in the chest...Moron... And then you send him into the Cage. Anchorage stumbles back t'wards you. Whatdayado?

 

A.) Throw him into the Cage?

 

B.) School Boy?

 

C.) Evenflow DDT?

 

or

 

D.) German Suplex...

[Elbarto997 0]

Voting time...

[Richard 0]

C . After that, you start to climb out.

[Elbarto997 0]

You Evenflow him right into the somewhat soft mat, and then climb the Steel Cage. As you reach the top, EEA jumps right up and gives you a Belly To Back Suplex into the mat. Cover, 1...2... You manage to kick out!!!! EEA gets mad and runs around the ring. WHATDAYADO?

 

A.) Climb out?

 

B.) Roll up?

 

or

 

C.) Spear the moron into the Steel Cage...

[Richard 0]

C. Then you kick him in the balls and laugh.

[Elbarto997 0]

You Spear him right into the Cage which NEARLY gives way as his body thunders against the Cage. And then, you stomp him in the balls. Then, the ref gives you a shove.

 

What now?

 

A.) Shove the ref back?

 

or

 

B.) Move in for the kill...

 

Sorry about the lack of updates in the thread again. I might need a couple of guys to help me out here...

[Guest Markingout]

B. Move in for the kill, and by the kill I mean colliding my opponent into the ref(by accident~!)

[Elbarto997 0]

What I meant by going in for the kill, I meant finishing EEA off! Anyway, you anticlimacticly DDT him into the mat, and then call for a Steel Chair. A guy dressed up like an executioner hands you a Steel Chair. And then... BOOM!!! Evenflow DDT onto the Chair. Cover, 1...2... EEA Kicks out!! But it's too late as the ref counted 3!!! Despite the fact that your match will probably be given a 3/4* rating by the Smartmarks, you leave the Indy Fed with high hopes in your head. Before you leave the High School, you run to the little office, and collect the money from your boss, and then he gives you a farewell, brief, non-gay hug. You drive home to your parent's split level home, and find a letter from NWA-TNA staff. The letter says that you're new in the wrasslin biz, but already becoming a great worker. They say that you will be wrestling on Impact against Abyss in a No DQ match. They then advise you to arrive at Stage 21 at Universal Studios at Noon on Thursday, 2 days from then. You're so excited, what should you do?

 

A.) Set out to Florida?

 

B.) Tell everybody?

 

or

 

C.) Go to a local Night-club...

[Richard 0]

C) Find the sluttiest chick there and make your move

[Elbarto997 0]

You decide to go to the night club, about 6 blocks from the High School you wrestled in. There are hot chicks galore in there. They all start doing there thing, when all of a sudden, this Canadian Teen-sounding voice screams "HOLD IT!" It's Eccentric Eric Anchorage. Well, outside the ring, it's just Eric Anchorage, although he looks even more eccentric outside the ring, than in the Blue & Purple tights, and the white & blue vests inside the ring... Anyhowz, he confronts you. He says, "What do you think you're doing here, uh? You made me look like hell in front of all my fans out there tonight! Gaurds, throw this prick out of my night club!" 2 guards push you out the french double doors, and onto the night streets. An off-duty cop walks by, and there's an Abercrombie store across the street. What shall you do now, playa?

 

A.) Go to the store, and get yusself a disguise so you can run back in the club, and give Anchorage some payback?

 

B.) Go back in there, without a disguise?

 

or

 

C.) Tell the off-duty cop that an underage is running a bar. Well, EEA sure as hell doesn't look 18 years old...

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

B.) Go back in there, without a disguise?

[Use Your Illusion 0]

C) Throw to ropes

 

then

 

A) Knee him in gut

 

then

 

B) Harley Race headbutt

 

then

 

D) headlock resthold

 

then

 

matwork counter moves for some near falls

 

then

 

standing pause or taunt

"TECKA! TECKA! TECKA! TECKA!"