Choose Your Fate As A Wrestler

[Elbarto997 0]

This could be fun... It was on some other forums...

 

You embark on an epic adventure to become the ultimate wrestling star. You have all the training and everything to begin your career. Your career begins wrestling at a Local Indy Fed show in a High School Gym with a Sold Out crowd of 103 fans. Your first every opponent is an 165 pound guy called Eccentric Eric Anchorage. (Please note that I am making this names up) You and Eric tie up. What do you do?

 

A.) Knee him in the gut?

 

B.) Headbutt him?

 

C.) Throw Him off the ropes?

 

or

 

D.) Call Time out...

[Internet Warfare 0]

Whats the point of this?

 

btw, C.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

I'm guessing it's like a "D&D" game...

 

I'll play from lack of anything better to do.. although things will get confusing when lots of people play and all pick different answers, won't they?

 

A.) Knee him in the gut

[CanadianChris 0]

(Please note that I am making this names up)

No kidding. Try to be a little better at it next time.

 

I say A.

[razazteca 0]

C) Throw to ropes

 

then

 

A) Knee him in gut

 

then

 

B) Harley Race headbutt

 

then

 

D) headlock resthold

 

then

 

matwork counter moves for some near falls

 

then

 

standing pause or taunt

[Guest Bushido]

E) Double rotation Shooting Star Press.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

D. I'm obviously the heel here.

[Elbarto997 0]

You knee him in the gut and throw him off of the ropes, you duck his Clothesline, he bounces off of the ropes, whatdayado?

 

A.) Dropkick?

 

B.) Back Body Drop?

 

C.) Bounce off of the opposite ropes, creating a criss croos?

 

or

 

D.) Throw him out of the ring...

 

CanadianChris, what do you expect for a local indy wrestler opponent guy? Next time I'll let you guys create some names for the no namers...

[Robert 0]

Throw him out of the ring

[Elbarto997 0]

You throw Anchorage out of the ring, bumping hard on the ground. You follow him out of the ring. Whatdayado there?

 

A.) Whip him into the Steel Steps?

 

B.) Whip him into the Steel Gaurd Rail?

 

C.) Go for a Chair?

 

or

 

D.) Pull off the protective padding and go for a Piledriver...

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

D. Are we in Memphis?

[Elbarto997 0]

^ Well, if you have to look at it that way... You pull off the protective padding and go for a Piledriver, but he Backdrops you out of it, and you land hard onto the exposed hardwood floor. He mounts you with some punches, and then just screams around. He pleads with the crowd, with his back turned. You get up to your feet. What do you do with him?

 

A.) Go for a Chair?

 

B.) Throw him into the crowd?

 

C.) Grab him and brawl?

 

or

 

D.) Nothing...

[Robert 0]

Grab him and brawl

[deancoles 0]

Kick him in the nuts then do a Big Wiggle.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

B. Throw him into the crowd

 

Nothing like getting the fans into a match like getting them into a match.

[spman 0]

If my life were a wrestling gimmick, my fate would be to end up with a mid-card comedy gimmick and fall from the ceiling to my death on a PPV no one's watching becfore a match no one cares about.

[Elbarto997 0]

You throw him into the crowd. You follow him there into the sea of humanity of the Sold Out crowd of 103 fans. You exchange some blows all the way to the refreshment and souvenir stand. Whatdayado there?

 

A.) Take a bottle of beer and bust it over the head of Anchorage?

 

B.) Dump some popcorn over his head?

 

C.) Take the High School Spirit towel and choke him out with it?

 

or

 

D.) Dunk his head into the Nacho cheese...

[Copper Feel 0]

its gotta be the nacho cheese

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

A. Take a bottle of beer and break it over the fucker's head.

 

I can drink the beer in it first, and then break it over his head. Plus, dipping his head in nacho cheese? I don't wanna get nacho cheese on my tights the next time I'm powerbombing the asshole.

[Elbarto997 0]

You dunk his head into the red hot Nacho Cheese, and then take a Beer Bottle and shatter it over the head of Anchorage. It's too crowded in the crowd to even try to go for a pin. You and Anchorage battle thru a door and into the deserted High School Hallway, with, thankfully only a few fans following. What do you do in the corridor?

 

 

A.) Go for a Suplex onto the marbel floor?

 

B.) Battle into the Band Room?

 

C.) Battle into the Library?

 

or

 

D.) Battle into the main office...

[Der Kommissar 0]

Battling into the band room sounds entertaining to me.

[Elbarto997 0]

Then what? ( I don't want to be repetitive with the choices)

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

B)Band room

 

-Hitting motherfuckers with trombones and shit.......WHOOOO HOOOO!!!!

[Copper Feel 0]

ill go for suplex on floor. dont want to battle into the library cause that guys name sounds like that of a nerd and i dont want him to have the homefield advantedge.

[Elbarto997 0]

You throw him into the empty and dark band room, grab a trombone and blow full blast into his face until the thing falls off and flies into his face, what do you do now?

 

A.) Stuff him into the Piano?

 

B.) Blast him with the Guitar?

 

C.) Break some Mozart records over his head?

 

or

 

D.) Roll him up?

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

A) Stuff him in, then start playing.

[Elbarto997 0]

You stuff him inside the Piano, and then bang your arm against the keys. You then jump on top of the Piano, and the ref counts 3 for you! You have won the match. You go to the boss to get your earnings of $50, with an additional $10 for winning, whatdayadonow?

 

A.) Haggle?

 

or

 

B.) Wait for him to say more...

[King Cucaracha 0]

B)

 

Choice A can only result in being jobbed to the booker's son/son in law/daughter.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

C. Blow the boss

[Elbarto997 0]

B)

 

Choice A can only result in being jobbed to the booker's son/son in law

Son in law? Unless there is a such thing, do you mean nephew?

 

Anyway, he says that the TNA staff saw the matchand thought it was good & hilarious as hell, and that they'd like you to come and make a wrestling appearance on Impact. (Sounds ridiculous, but this is going to get a little repetitive) But before you go, you have to answer a few questions.

 

What is your alignment?

 

A.) Face?

 

B.) Heel?

 

or

 

C.) Ryan Styles...