Some Girl is mad at me for my WWE fan fiction

[Rob E Dangerously]

let's go to the Fan Fiction from August 2002:

 

Bischoff knocks out and knocks up Stephanie

 

by Rob Heyman

 

Eric Bischoff was very unhappy over the losses he was sustaining in his war with Stephanie McMahon. He knew that he would have to take Stephanie out, and he would do it by knocking her out.

 

Bischoff first trained in boxing to gain the power to knock out Stephanie McMahon. He sparred with Mike Tyson, before Mike began to fuck Bischoff until Bisch loved him. After about three minutes, Bischoff deemed Tyson 'non-entertaining' and had Rosie and Jamal attack him.

 

Bischoff knew that Rosie and Jamal would be the key to knocking Stephanie out.

 

Rosie and Jamal were two men who were trained by the Government to go into areas and cut stuff off at 3 minutes. But, due to budget cuts put in by the Clintons, they were laid off and decided to wrestle. Until Bischoff was introduced to them by government agent Chris Nowinski. Rosie and Jamal were able to end stuff in three minutes.

 

Bischoff went to another source on info on how to knock Stephanie out. He tracked down Stone Cold. Who was in a bar. He asked Austin how Bisch could knock out Stephanie. But, it turned out the man in that bar was only Duane Gill, not Austin.

 

Eric Bischoff knew that if he was to knock out Stephanie, he would have to start with somebody else. He decided to knock out Chris Jericho first. Having no problems with that. He moved on to Ric Flair, knocking him out also.

 

Finally, the match was set.. Stephanie v. Bischoff.

 

Bischoff knew that to win the match, he would have to knock her out quick.

 

When the match came, Stephanie wilted, allowing for Bischoff to knock her out.

 

But before that could happen.. here came Triple H, who pedigreed Bischoff.

 

Triple H said he did that to make Bischoff realize how he needs HHH.

 

Bischoff knew that he would have to leave his mark on Stephanie.

 

Then HHH threw Bischoff though a car window and looked for the suspect to make Bischoff realize how weak he was.

 

As Stephanie bathed at her home. Rosie and Jamal came in and introduced themselves to her. Suddenly, Bischoff came in and Stephanie passed out. Bischoff made her drink a vial, which impregnated her with the child of Bischoff.

 

Then, Bischoff finally did it.

 

He knocked Stephanie out.

 

Some years later: The Bischoff Spawn ran the WWE, as HHH was the World Champion.

 

As for Eric Bischoff.. he went on to be unemployed after Vince fired him for knocking out Stephanie.

 

The End

 

Now, let's go to the review from VedGirl1201

 

ok did you say bischoff was fucking mike tyson! your a fucking fucked up screwed up individual

 

Hmm.. not only can this girl not use capital letters, or proper grammar, she can't handle a joke.

 

I hope she'll handle my response with poise and capital letters.

 

#1 - You seem unable to use capital letters. For common courtesy, please use some of those leaders.

 

#2 - Unless English is your second language (in which case you are forgiven), you really lack an understanding of grammar. Let me correct you. "Ok, did you say Bischoff was fucking Mike Tyson? You're a fucking fucked up, screwed up individual". Consider this free advice.

 

#3 - It was a joke line. Don't take it so seriously.

 

Thanks for the feedback

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins]

You both are fucking sad.

[the max]

Those are the words I was looking for, but couldn't seem to find.

[Rob E Dangerously]

You both are fucking sad.

and you're one to speak on that subject.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye]

No, the first two were right. No getting around it on this one.

[Art Sandusky]

WWE Fan Fiction.

[Guest Dazed]

Welcome To Raw Gail Kim

A fictional story by Charlie

 

After losing their Tag Team match Gail Kim really felt Trish's kick, while

sitting in her locker room Gail was holding an ice pack to her sore head, no

serious damage tho but then a knock on the door

 

GAIL: Come in.

 

The door opens slowly Trish pops her head in with a concern look on her face

Gail looks at her.

 

GAIL: Come in Trish.

 

Trish walks in with a bit of a sad look on her face.

 

TRISH: Look Gail I didn't mean to kick so hard, can you forgive me?

 

GAIL: It's ok Trish, I've had harder hits, so don't worry ok.

 

Trish then sits right next to Gail as Trish puts her hand over Gail's that's

holding the ice pack.

 

TRISH: I'm really sorry. No one should get hurt, I would really like to make

it up to you.

 

As Trish stares right into Gail's eyes as Trish moves in kissing her as they

hold each other, then proceeded to undress each other one item at a time

right down to their birth suits. Then Victoria walks in.

 

VICTORIA: Oh my!

 

TRISH: Hey Vic just welcoming Gail to Raw.

 

Victoria then slams the door shut then quickly joins Trish and Gail, as they

then double team her stripping off her clothes once all had been removed

Trish grabs both divas into the showers. All three divas then take a group

shower gently wetting each other under the running water as Trish and

Victoria double team Gail, each taking a bar of soap and rubbing it all over

her body cleaning her smooth skin from the neck all the way down to her feet.

Then Victoria had her turn and Trish was last once they were done they turned

the water off, as Trish and Victoria look at each other, then turn to Gail,

as they push her against the wall. Victoria Kisses Gail then Trish as they

kiss Gail all over her neck making their way down to her breasts, as Gail has

each hand on their heads as they then proceed down to her stomach. They both

drop down to Gail's wet pussy as they Double team her pussy both sticking

their tongues inside licking her out.

 

GAIL: OOHHH FUCK ME, LICK MY PUSSY, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LICK ME HARD!!!

 

As each leg resting on both Trish and Victoria's shoulders each having a

hand on Gail's tits, they still kept licking, then they each lick each others

index finger then both started to finger Gail. As drips of water slowly slide

down her body Gail has her hands over the ones holding her tits, Victoria

stands up and again starts making out with Gail. Trish then begins to finger

both divas while still kissing, Trish then takes 2 fingers to each pussy.

 

GAIL and VICTORIA: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YEAH TRISH, DEEPER

BABY, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH BABY, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRISH!!!

 

Then someone suddenly walks right in it's Molly Holly, she walks right in.

 

MOLLY: Hey Gail I just wanna say.

 

Molly walks in on the other divas with a shocked expression that turns into

a smile.

 

MOLLY: Well, well, would you look at that.

 

Molly then quickly runs back to the door locking it, then strips as she

dashes back to join the other divas in the showers. Trish then stands as

Molly gets herself wet all over, Both Trish and Victoria take a bar of

soap and begin to bath Gail all over her body but slowly, Molly then

gently washes the soap off. All 3 divas were feeling Gail up all over

her wet body, Gail sits as both Molly and Trish double team her tight

pussy as Victoria stands over Gail playing with herself as Gail takes

hold of Victoria's ass and begins to eat her out. Victoria's right hand

holding Gail's head as she keeps eating Victoria pussy, her left hand

runs through her hair then comes to her breast squeezing it gently.

 

VICTORIA: OOOOOOOOOOO GGGGGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!! EAT MY PUSSY,

UUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YEAH, YEAH UH HA OH!!!

 

Molly and Trish still at Gail's pussy licking her out as they both fondle

each other while doing so running their hands all over each other from their

thighs all the way to each others puppies. Molly and Trish then end up on

the floor with Trish on top of Molly making out as Gail still eating Victoria

out. Gail then stands kissing Victoria as Victoria then gets Gail to turn

around as Victoria then kisses Gail's neck as her hands slowly run all over

Gail's body squeezing her puppies. Then her right hand goes down playing with

her wet hole as Gail's hand is over Victoria's playing with her as Gail

moans.

 

GAIL: OOOOOOO, YEAH , PLAY WITH MY PUSSY, YEAH, OOOOOOOOOO GOD YES!!!

 

Molly and Trish have are 69 each other as drips of water slowly runs down

each other then change lying next to each other facing one another both

playing with each other. Molly then pulls Trish in kissing her while they

both finger each other up, as they both moan with their lips locked together.

Gail turns her head as Victoria sticks her tongue out as Gail took it into

her mouth. Then Victoria takes Gail and gets her on her back as Trish kneels

over her playing with her hole as Gail took hold of her and began eating her

while Molly starts to eat Gail out. Gail's smooth legs gently rubbed up

against Molly's face, Victoria then begins spanking Molly's ass telling her.

 

VICTORIA: EAT THAT PUSSY MOLLY, EAT IT, EAT THAT NASTY BITCH OUT!!!

 

Trish runs her hands through her hair moaning out.

 

TRISH: HHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY

SSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

 

Moments later Trish and Molly change places Gail then proceeds to eat Molly

but Victoria and Trish play with Gail's pussy gently slapping her then went

for both fingering her. As they both look into each other's eyes then moved

in for a kiss, Molly squeezing one of her breasts while the other was

squeezing Gail's breast.

 

MOLLY: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYYY

GGGGGGGOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

 

Then Trish and Victoria began to kiss Gail's thighs, slowly going up her to

her waist, then her stomach, up to her breasts, as Molly moves out of the way

as all three divas stick their tongues out touching each other, but Molly too

joins in for some tongue as all four divas lay there with each other as

Trish, Victoria and Molly look at each other then look at Gail.

 

TRISH, VICTORIA and MOLLY: Welcome to Raw, Gail!

 

The End

[alfdogg]

Not work safe

[DerangedHermit]

Welcome To Raw Gail Kim

A fictional story by Charlie

 

*snip* *fap* *fap* *fap*

Edited for accuracy.

[godthedog]

i once wrote a piece of fan fiction between brock lesnar and the big show in some thread here. a shiny new quarter to anyone who has the gumption to dig it up.

[The Czech Republic]

is Some Girl the kid sister of Some Guy?

[MarvinisaLunatic]

Fan Fiction should be banned.

 

All of it.

 

Fan Fiction was ruined for me when I accidentally stumbled upon some Golden Girls fan fiction.

 

My eyeballs nearly burned right out of their sockets.

[NYU]

What a dumb bitch.

 

You would think that, in writing that E-Mail to you, she would make mention to how incredibly terrible the entire story was, instead of just picking out one part.

[Guest Olympic Slam]

Scariest shit ever: This past Halloween, a friend of mine was looking for a pair of those shiny pants that Jericho wears for what I assume was a costume or something. So we do a Yahoo or Google search for "Jericho Shiny Pants." Well.............it seems the first link he clicks on leads to an explosion of EROTIC GAY WWF Fan Fiction. A veritable library of Kevin Nash getting it on with Gangrel and X-Pac. All of it organized by wrestler and by story. We're talking Jericho in, I shit you not, what appeared to be a three way with Lance Storm and Mark Messier of NHL fame.

 

Needless to say, we got the HELL out of there and deleted our history trail about 12 times.

[Guest Razamatazathoth]

Surely fanfiction is the ruination of us all. And yet there's some I enjoy greatly. But, to reiterate, fanfiction is the ruination of us all.

[Guest T®ITEC]

My friends and I will sometimes look through fanfictions websites... and laugh in disgust/horror. The anime ones are.. pathetic.

[DerangedHermit]

We're talking Jericho in, I shit you not, what appeared to be a three way with Lance Storm and Mark Messier of NHL fame.

[Guest Bitterness the Star]

I browsed around that site sometime last year.

 

Every single WWE story that I ventured into involved homo/sexuality.

 

I'm still puzzling over whether or not that means anything.

[Rob E Dangerously]

and she fires back!

 

Ok I was right more than I thought. You are the one of the most horrible writers I've ever come across. Also that letter you wrote me did not make a bit of sense. I would stop writing all together if I were you because well...you suck! And I quote "thats just a free advice.."

 

Yours truely, Catie

[Guest T®ITEC]

You two deserve each other. Go have some fucking kids.

[Rob E Dangerously]

She probably has me there.. I didn't re-read that thing anyways and it's a bit dated now

[Art Sandusky]

Ok I was right more than I thought. You are the one of the most horrible writers I've ever come across. Also that letter you wrote me did not make a bit of sense. I would stop writing all together if I were you because well...you suck! And I quote "thats just a free advice.."

 

Yours truely, Catie

MASSIVE HINT

[DerangedHermit]

Ok I was right more than I thought. You are the one of the most horrible writers I've ever come across. Also that letter you wrote me did not make a bit of sense. I would stop writing all together if I were you because well...you suck! And I quote "thats just a free advice.."

 

Yours truely, Catie

MASSIVE HINT

I can't believe I'm siding with Kotz here.

[Guest syncer55]

Sounds like true love.

[Robert]

Most internet fan fiction sucks. It's mostly sex and crap like that. There was this one website that had fan fiction, but it was for fantasy feuds. It wasn't gay either. There was Jake Roberts vs Cactus Jack, Rowdy Piper vs Steve Austin, Rick Rude vs Shawn Michaels. That was pretty cool, but it got shut down. The current stuff is pretty bad.