Guest killernerd Posted August 14, 2004 Report Posted August 14, 2004 “How Samoa Joe will Drive C. M Punk Insane!” Hello Smart Marks, Recently Ring of Honor fans have seen some of the greatest wrestling matches of all time between C. M Punk and Samoa Joe. The two wrestlers have even went has far as going sixty minutes with one another. Samoa Joe however is about to take this feud to the next level by breaking the Ring of Honor sportsmanship that should be displayed between wrestlers in Ring of Honor. Samoa Joe will make fun of Punk’s love for Pepsi by singing a parody song to Punk that goes like this! Punk Punk Punk Punk a Pepsi Punk Punk Punk Punk a Pepsi This is the story about a 26 year old boy who can’t stop drinking his Pepsi. He’s addicted like a alcoholic he can’t stop drinking his Pepsi. He must drink 7 a day He gets nose bleeds 3 times a day. Red stuff come pouring out his nostrils He looks like some sort of Pepsi freak Punk Punk Punk Punk a Pepsi Punk Punk Punk Punk a Pepsi One day Punk went away than this big wind storm came by blowing all this Pepsi away Than Punk said “Why’s all this Pepsi on my Macho Man bed sheet”(Does it in a three year old voice) Punk Punk Punk Punk a Pepsi Punk Punk Punk Punk a Pepsi Hey Punk I’m going to do you a favor I’m going to put all your Pepsi in the freezer Than its going to go COMPOWIE You won’t have Pepsi no more You’ll be drink OJ, fruit punch, and Yahoo everyday Than you’ll grow 24 inch pantheons like Hulk Hogan HMMM HMMM Punk Punk Punk Punk a Pepsi Punk Punk Punk Punk a Pepsi C.M Punk is a little insecure about the angle because he really loves Pepsi and the song really makes him look bad. Hopefully Ring of Honor will go along with the song so the company can make some real money! Thanks for reading and have a good weekend! yours truly, Killer Nerd
Guest killernerd Posted August 14, 2004 Report Posted August 14, 2004 I'm Killer Nerd from the hit Troma film! Who is this Chickie Singer your talking about? Killer Nerd
Placebo Effect Posted August 14, 2004 Report Posted August 14, 2004 You're disgracing the great name of Wayne Harold.
King Cucaracha Posted August 14, 2004 Report Posted August 14, 2004 We already had one dumb topic in the WWE folder locked...isn't idiocy a bannable offense around here anymore?
Guest killernerd Posted August 14, 2004 Report Posted August 14, 2004 It's mostly a parody based on CM Punk Pepsi gimmick! If you think the thread is stupid why do you reply to it? Killer Nerd
Corey_Lazarus Posted August 15, 2004 Report Posted August 15, 2004 Which Troma movie? Because I will find Lloyd Kauffman and ask him to get his Tromaville freaks to murder you. Especially Beowulf. He'll eat you whole. MAJOR PAIN, MURRAY!
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