The Czech Republic Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Don't set your TiVo, Brian Gewirtz will quit, and Lita will get amnesia, postponing the marriage
Guest Fook Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 This is too cheesy. And apparently Lita has to spend the rest of her life with Kane as divorce doesn't exist in WWE-land.
GreatWhiteNope Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Kane should get a rock band to play "Together" and carry on the company tradition.
LooseCannon25 Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 You know, not for nothing, but it was never stipulated WHEN the wedding had to take place. Lits could make him wait till they're like 87 years old if she wanted to.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 How great would it be if Orton jobbed the belt back to Benoit, thus completely destroying his credibility as a champion for the rest of his career? It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw.
Guest Staravenger Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Kane marries Lita? Don't they have last names? Isn't Lita a dumas?
jester Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Yes Lawler, and you'll be hitting on their grandchildren.
DerangedHermit Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Why do they keep saying "Olympics", when they couldn't say it and kept having to say "Summer Games" That reminds me, why did the change Angles finisher name from The Olympic Slam to The Angle Slam? NBC - XFL = WWF/WWE eternal beef. mmmmmmmm.......eternal beef.......
Exslade ZX Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Ummm...that's odd Kane gets a title shot. (nvm just said it was a wedding present..but still.) And what was up with Edge doing the 5 time hand motion?
Downhome Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 You know, not for nothing, but it was never stipulated WHEN the wedding had to take place. Lits could make him wait till they're like 87 years old if she wanted to. Then years down the road in the WWE future they bring the angle back.
Art Sandusky Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 How great would it be if Orton jobbed the belt back to Benoit, thus completely destroying his credibility as a champion for the rest of his career? It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative.
iliketurtles Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 I find it weird that I can't find Mercy Drive - Away even on KaZaa. Has anyone heard of them before? That would of been gold of JR just flipped out at Lawler saying BAH GAWD and all that cool shit.
Slickster Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 I'm buying 'em a gravy boat. Who's with me?
Exslade ZX Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 How great would it be if Orton jobbed the belt back to Benoit, thus completely destroying his credibility as a champion for the rest of his career? It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative. ...wasn't that sarcasm though.
Guest Fook Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Ummm...that's odd Kane gets a title shot. (nvm just said it was a wedding present..but still.) And what was up with Edge doing the 5 time hand motion? He's a five time IC Champ.
Art Sandusky Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 Kane marries Lita? Don't they have last names? Isn't Lita a dumas? Her new name will be Lita Sizzler.
iliketurtles Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire.
Art Sandusky Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 How great would it be if Orton jobbed the belt back to Benoit, thus completely destroying his credibility as a champion for the rest of his career? It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative. ...wasn't that sarcasm though. No, it wasn't.
Guest Quik Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 It sounded like a male 976 number advertisment. "So if want your dick sucked by a 7 foot goon who thinks he was burned in a fire, call extension 666 right now. *Coughs, then laughes evilly*"
Lil' Bitch Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire. He needs to have a top hat on just for kicks.
Prophet of Mike Zagurski Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 They need a wedding registry. I can't believe I'm going to the wedding. My dad was wondering what kind of gift we should bring. I said, "Nothing flammable".
The Czech Republic Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 If HHH date-rape-marries Lita to save her from Kane, saying "It's a favor, everybody gets one," that is the only way this can be salvaged.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 How great would it be if Orton jobbed the belt back to Benoit, thus completely destroying his credibility as a champion for the rest of his career? It would be hilarious, and great for business. Pffft... like Benoit was a draw. When Orton has proven he can draw, then you can toot his horn as an alternative. Yes, but Orton hasn't been given a chance to draw yet. And THAT'S the difference.
Guest Staravenger Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire. Like he has other clothes. Him and Benoit have a very limited wardrobe, but I WOULD mark out for Kane ina fucking tuxedo.
LooseCannon25 Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire. I bet you he does.
jester Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 I hope Kane gets married in his ring attire. Nah, I want to see him in one of those big blue ruffled tuxedos. But that's probably what Lita will wear.
razazteca Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 You know, not for nothing, but it was never stipulated WHEN the wedding had to take place. Lits could make him wait till they're like 87 years old if she wanted to. Then years down the road in the WWE future they bring the angle back. The religious right demands that the pregnet women gets married properly.
Guest SpiderFan Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 I'm buying 'em a gravy boat. Who's with me? How many gravy boats could two people possibly need?
Guest Staravenger Posted August 17, 2004 Report Posted August 17, 2004 What the hell is with Kanes old generic theme music?
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