Guest Eugene` Posted August 18, 2004 Report Posted August 18, 2004 I was really bored earlier, and I was thinking of outrageous gimmicks for different wrestlers. 1) Chris Benoit as an ice-cream man, complete with the ice cream bike. 2) Batista as a killer whale, dressed up in a whale outfit. 3) Spike Dudley as a Lion.
Guest Staravenger Posted August 18, 2004 Report Posted August 18, 2004 Random Wrestler: The Wrestler. Well, it didn't really work for Alex "The Pug" Pourteau did it? Randy Orton the underwear model. The Undertaker; used coffin salesman. JBL Learns to speak Mexican. Rey Mysterio the taco vendor This stuff rights for itself!
Lt. Al Giardello Posted August 18, 2004 Report Posted August 18, 2004 Dean Malenko as the toothy fairy Kurt Angle as a hobo
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted August 18, 2004 Report Posted August 18, 2004 Kurt Angle as a lie detector operator Jerry Lawler as the Human Torch Ricky Steamboat as Your Next Door Neighbor (He's so friendly!) Terry Funk as a guy who smells bad
Guest netslob Posted August 18, 2004 Report Posted August 18, 2004 1) Chris Benoit as an ice-cream man, complete with the ice cream bike and his finisher could be the Sundae Driver.
DerangedHermit Posted August 18, 2004 Report Posted August 18, 2004 Jim Ross as a gay surfer. u win teh intarweb
Youth N Asia Posted August 18, 2004 Report Posted August 18, 2004 Sabu as a sign language instructor Tajiri as a meter maid. "Come on man, I was just a minute--" *Tajiri spits green mist in his eyes*
MillenniumMan831 Posted August 18, 2004 Report Posted August 18, 2004 Rhyno as a zookeeper. Eugene as an accountant. Jericho as a roadie. Edge as a sunglasses model. Smash as a Repo Man . . . oh yeah . . . well, they should bring that one back. LOD as yoga instructors. Jim Cornette as a mime. Bobby Heenan as a coin collector. Iron Sheik as a Presidential Candidate following in Bob Backlund's footsteps.
King Kamala Posted August 19, 2004 Report Posted August 19, 2004 A-Train as a narcoleptic private investigator Jim Neidhart as a sideshow freak (He could walk out and someone could hit him in the stomach with a cannonball) Sensational Sherry as a Bingo champion Barry Horowitz as a guy with a foot fetish Mike Rotunda as a man with irritable bowel syndrome (Just so the announcers can say the former IRS is suffering from IBS) Jake Roberts as a drama instructor Marc Mero as a cyborg.
MillenniumMan831 Posted August 19, 2004 Report Posted August 19, 2004 Mike Rotunda as a man with irritable bowel syndrome (Just so the announcers can say the former IRS is suffering from IBS) Or he could work for IBM (wouldn't even have to change his ring attire) and 5 minutes into the match, leave the ring and say "I BM!!!" Yeah, it's as bad as it sounded in my head when I typed it.
Guest Eugene` Posted August 19, 2004 Report Posted August 19, 2004 A-Train coming out on a toy train, complete with train tracks set up in the aisle and pipes sticking on the side of him that puffed out smoke.
The Czech Republic Posted August 19, 2004 Report Posted August 19, 2004 Vince McMahon as himself, just with facial hair
King Kamala Posted August 20, 2004 Report Posted August 20, 2004 The Barbarian as a disgruntled 7-11 employee Chris Jericho as a strip club DJ Lex Luger as a background dancer Hacksaw Jim Duggan as a competitive eater Brian Adams coming out dressed as an orange, that way they could call him Orange Crush. The Iron Shiek as a fruit vendor Kamala as a belly dancer The Killer Bees as pet store owners Sid as a skateboarder
The Czech Republic Posted August 20, 2004 Report Posted August 20, 2004 Hardcore Holly as one of those Cuban dancers with fruit on their heads
Kapoutman Posted August 20, 2004 Report Posted August 20, 2004 Hardcore Holly as one of those Cuban dancers with fruit on their heads This one just made me burst out in laughters. The mental image of it will be stuck in my head for a while, and will bring me a smile whenever I feel down. Thank you TCR, thank you.
King Kamala Posted August 20, 2004 Report Posted August 20, 2004 HHH as an effeminate Wal Mart clerk Hulk Hogan as a middle school gym teacher (He could throw dodgeballs at his opponent) The Undertaker as a bitter drunk Booker T as a saxophone player Brian Knobbs as a giant marshmellow
Jericholic82 Posted August 22, 2004 Report Posted August 22, 2004 A-Train coming out on a toy train, complete with train tracks set up in the aisle and pipes sticking on the side of him that puffed out smoke. that has to be the best suggestion so far as for one from me.............. Stevie Richards as Tampex Tim, The Wrestling Tampon (got the idea after reading wrestlcraps entry on the johnsons)-his Stevie T finisher could be renamed the "Heavy Flow" John Cena as a 50s style crooner Johnny Nitro as the GTAIII guy Tazz as a smurf Tajiri,Funaki, and Akio as Asian Mobsters Batista as a Bible Salesman (like BibleDude from MADTV) Val Venis, as Valentino Mario, the lost Mario Brother Buh Buh Ray Dudley as a Koopa Troopa Rico as an Itailian Resturant Owner (he could employ the FBI) Shelton Benjamin as Bubba from Forrest Gump Test as an insurance salesman Chris Jericho as a hot dog vendor Jerry Lawler as King Friday from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood HHH as a guy addicted to coke (no not the drug, coca-cola) Eddie Guerrero, the yj stinger salesman (he could blind opponents with the drink) Kurt Angle as a thumb (since he has no neck) micahel cole, as MC the little goattee wearing bitch (TM Scott Keith) JR as a Texas football supporter
King Kamala Posted August 22, 2004 Report Posted August 22, 2004 Super Calo as a hip hop dance instructor (He could come down to the ring with a bunch of other jobbers teaching them how to get their groove on) La Parka as a ghost Dusty Rhodes as the man La Parka is haunting Lee Marshall as Tony Orlando's bastard brother Hulk Hogan as a walarus
Guest Dids Posted August 22, 2004 Report Posted August 22, 2004 HHH as Wal-Mart clerk is gold. A lot of this thread is gold.
Guest Eugene` Posted August 23, 2004 Report Posted August 23, 2004 The Undertaker as one of Usher's backup dancers.
Youth N Asia Posted August 23, 2004 Report Posted August 23, 2004 Michael Cole as a touchy feely boyscout leader Christian as an infomercial shiller for an orange juice maker Pat Patterson, Host of MTV's Total Request Live Molly The Vampire Slayer
The Czech Republic Posted August 27, 2004 Report Posted August 27, 2004 Meet Rob Conway and Nick Dinsmore, the Stamford Saints. As Pat Patterson tracks their every move, you must ask: is it ethical to permanently injure a shitty wrestler if you're doing it for God?
King Kamala Posted August 27, 2004 Report Posted August 27, 2004 Vince McMahon as a cartoon dog. This one takes some explaining Mr. McMahon dies after I don't know, getting chokeslammed through a burning table by the Undertaker. One week later, a distraught Stephanie seeks out some kind of voodoo master to revive Vince. Surely enough, Stephanie finds the long departed, mysterious....Papa Shango. Stephanie pays Shango $1,000,000 to revive her father. But wait, Shane McMahon returns and says Papa Shango is full of shit, angring Papa Shango. So when, Papa Shango revives Vince, Vince will appear on the Titan Tron as a cartoon dog. Vince will look exactly like he did, except for the fact he's a dog. On the Titan Tron, Vince will bark(Ho! ho!) orders at wrestlers. This will lead to a threeway coffin match between Shane McMahon, The Undertaker, and Papa Shango.
Guest Ray_Rougeau Posted August 27, 2004 Report Posted August 27, 2004 THIS THREAD HAS BEEN, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGED.
CanadianChick Posted August 27, 2004 Report Posted August 27, 2004 How about RVD as a Jehovah Witness?
DerangedHermit Posted August 28, 2004 Report Posted August 28, 2004 How about RVD as: Rob VD! If he touches a wrestler, they develop herpes. Wrestlers will get smart to this and will wear plastic all over their body.
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