Stupid Gimmicks wrestlers could have.

[Guest Eugene`]

I was really bored earlier, and I was thinking of outrageous gimmicks for different wrestlers.

 

1) Chris Benoit as an ice-cream man, complete with the ice cream bike.

 

2) Batista as a killer whale, dressed up in a whale outfit.

 

3) Spike Dudley as a Lion.

[Guest Staravenger]

Random Wrestler: The Wrestler. Well, it didn't really work for Alex "The Pug" Pourteau did it?

 

Randy Orton the underwear model.

The Undertaker; used coffin salesman.

JBL Learns to speak Mexican.

Rey Mysterio the taco vendor

 

This stuff rights for itself!

[Lt. Al Giardello 0]

Dean Malenko as the toothy fairy

Kurt Angle as a hobo

[Guest Eugene`]

Jerry Lawler as a babysitter.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Kurt Angle as a lie detector operator

Jerry Lawler as the Human Torch

Ricky Steamboat as Your Next Door Neighbor (He's so friendly!)

Terry Funk as a guy who smells bad

[Guest netslob]

1) Chris Benoit as an ice-cream man, complete with the ice cream bike

 

and his finisher could be the Sundae Driver.

[Guest Eugene`]

Jim Ross as a gay surfer.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Jim Ross as a gay surfer.

u win teh intarweb

[Youth N Asia 0]

Sabu as a sign language instructor

 

Tajiri as a meter maid.

 

"Come on man, I was just a minute--"

*Tajiri spits green mist in his eyes*

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Rhyno as a zookeeper.

 

Eugene as an accountant.

 

Jericho as a roadie.

 

Edge as a sunglasses model.

 

Smash as a Repo Man . . . oh yeah . . . well, they should bring that one back.

 

LOD as yoga instructors.

 

Jim Cornette as a mime.

 

Bobby Heenan as a coin collector.

 

Iron Sheik as a Presidential Candidate following in Bob Backlund's footsteps.

[King Kamala 0]

A-Train as a narcoleptic private investigator

 

Jim Neidhart as a sideshow freak (He could walk out and someone could hit him in the stomach with a cannonball)

 

Sensational Sherry as a Bingo champion

 

Barry Horowitz as a guy with a foot fetish

 

Mike Rotunda as a man with irritable bowel syndrome (Just so the announcers can say the former IRS is suffering from IBS)

 

Jake Roberts as a drama instructor

 

Marc Mero as a cyborg.

[MillenniumMan831 0]

Mike Rotunda as a man with irritable bowel syndrome (Just so the announcers can say the former IRS is suffering from IBS)

Or he could work for IBM (wouldn't even have to change his ring attire) and 5 minutes into the match, leave the ring and say "I BM!!!" Yeah, it's as bad as it sounded in my head when I typed it.

[Guest Eugene`]

A-Train coming out on a toy train, complete with train tracks set up in the aisle and pipes sticking on the side of him that puffed out smoke.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Vince McMahon as himself, just with facial hair

[King Kamala 0]

The Barbarian as a disgruntled 7-11 employee

 

Chris Jericho as a strip club DJ

 

Lex Luger as a background dancer

 

Hacksaw Jim Duggan as a competitive eater

 

Brian Adams coming out dressed as an orange, that way they could call him Orange Crush.

 

The Iron Shiek as a fruit vendor

 

Kamala as a belly dancer

 

The Killer Bees as pet store owners

 

Sid as a skateboarder

[The Czech Republic 0]

Hardcore Holly as one of those Cuban dancers with fruit on their heads

[Kapoutman 0]

Hardcore Holly as one of those Cuban dancers with fruit on their heads

This one just made me burst out in laughters. The mental image of it will be stuck in my head for a while, and will bring me a smile whenever I feel down. Thank you TCR, thank you.

[King Kamala 0]

HHH as an effeminate Wal Mart clerk

 

Hulk Hogan as a middle school gym teacher (He could throw dodgeballs at his opponent)

 

The Undertaker as a bitter drunk

 

Booker T as a saxophone player

 

Brian Knobbs as a giant marshmellow

[Jericholic82 0]

A-Train coming out on a toy train, complete with train tracks set up in the aisle and pipes sticking on the side of him that puffed out smoke.

that has to be the best suggestion so far

 

 

 

as for one from me..............

 

 

Stevie Richards as Tampex Tim, The Wrestling Tampon (got the idea after reading wrestlcraps entry on the johnsons)-his Stevie T finisher could be renamed the "Heavy Flow"

 

 

John Cena as a 50s style crooner

 

Johnny Nitro as the GTAIII guy

 

Tazz as a smurf

 

 

Tajiri,Funaki, and Akio as Asian Mobsters

 

Batista as a Bible Salesman (like BibleDude from MADTV)

 

Val Venis, as Valentino Mario, the lost Mario Brother

 

Buh Buh Ray Dudley as a Koopa Troopa

 

Rico as an Itailian Resturant Owner (he could employ the FBI)

 

Shelton Benjamin as Bubba from Forrest Gump

 

Test as an insurance salesman

 

Chris Jericho as a hot dog vendor

 

Jerry Lawler as King Friday from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood

 

HHH as a guy addicted to coke (no not the drug, coca-cola)

 

 

Eddie Guerrero, the yj stinger salesman (he could blind opponents with the drink)

 

 

 

Kurt Angle as a thumb (since he has no neck)

 

 

 

micahel cole, as MC the little goattee wearing bitch (TM Scott Keith)

 

 

 

 

JR as a Texas football supporter

[King Kamala 0]

Super Calo as a hip hop dance instructor (He could come down to the ring with a bunch of other jobbers teaching them how to get their groove on)

 

La Parka as a ghost

 

Dusty Rhodes as the man La Parka is haunting

 

Lee Marshall as Tony Orlando's bastard brother

 

Hulk Hogan as a walarus

[Guest Dids]

HHH as Wal-Mart clerk is gold. A lot of this thread is gold.

[Guest Eugene`]

The Undertaker as one of Usher's backup dancers.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Michael Cole as a touchy feely boyscout leader

 

Christian as an infomercial shiller for an orange juice maker

 

Pat Patterson, Host of MTV's Total Request Live

 

Molly The Vampire Slayer

[The Czech Republic 0]

Meet Rob Conway and Nick Dinsmore, the Stamford Saints. As Pat Patterson tracks their every move, you must ask: is it ethical to permanently injure a shitty wrestler if you're doing it for God?

[King Kamala 0]

Vince McMahon as a cartoon dog. This one takes some explaining Mr. McMahon dies after I don't know, getting chokeslammed through a burning table by the Undertaker. One week later, a distraught Stephanie seeks out some kind of voodoo master to revive Vince. Surely enough, Stephanie finds the long departed, mysterious....Papa Shango. Stephanie pays Shango $1,000,000 to revive her father. But wait, Shane McMahon returns and says Papa Shango is full of shit, angring Papa Shango. So when, Papa Shango revives Vince, Vince will appear on the Titan Tron as a cartoon dog. Vince will look exactly like he did, except for the fact he's a dog. On the Titan Tron, Vince will bark(Ho! ho!) orders at wrestlers. This will lead to a threeway coffin match between Shane McMahon, The Undertaker, and Papa Shango.

[Guest Ray_Rougeau]

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGED.

[Youth N Asia 0]

...yuh huh...

[CanadianChick 0]

How about RVD as a Jehovah Witness?

[The Niggardly King 0]

RVD as Right Wing Nut Job

[DerangedHermit 0]

How about RVD as:

 

Rob VD!

 

If he touches a wrestler, they develop herpes. Wrestlers will get smart to this and will wear plastic all over their body.