"YOU ARE HIS FUCKING DISEASED COCKTOY"

[Justice 0]

Start of #SWF buffer: Sun Aug 22 20:07:07 2004

(17:30pm) (Join) (Bowers) ([email protected]) (#SWF)

(17:30pm) (Topic) (9Bo is back. And apparently legendary. | (4:28pm) (Action) * Zed can't get no... girl-ie act-ion)

(17:30pm) (9Set By) (9Crowe) (9Fri Aug 20 00:59:21 2004)

(17:30pm) (Notice) (NickServ) Your nick isn't registered.

(17:30pm) (Hollywood) Doesn't make sense.

(17:30pm) (Masked_Man) JUDGE~

<Bowers> Yo

(17:31pm) (Masked_Man) Judge's apprentice, anyway

(17:31pm) (Hollywood) Who is Goblin?

(17:31pm) (MANSON) Norman Osborne.

(17:31pm) (GreenGoblin) Yo Momma

(17:31pm) (Hollywood) Obviously, Manson.

(17:31pm) (GreenGoblin) Yeah... Manson hit it

(17:31pm) (GreenGoblin) I have a son named Harry

(17:31pm) (GreenGoblin) Grandkid nicknamed Normie

(17:31pm) (GreenGoblin) And you are my bitch

(17:32pm) (9Action) 9* GreenGoblin throws a Pumpkin Bomb at Hollywood

(17:32pm) (Masked_Man) Spike, listen to any good emo lately?

(17:34pm) (Hollywood) (SWFAmp) (Poison the Well - Sticks and Stones Never Made Sense) (3ms) (4.46MB)

(192Kbps) (0Played: 30 Times)

(17:34pm) (GreenGoblin) Spike can't hear, he has to clean the cum out of his ears

<Bowers> You always hit me as a Yellowcard guy, Spike

(17:34pm) (4Nick) (4GreenGoblin) (to) (JayDee)

(17:34pm) (Masked_Man) OCEAN AVENUE

(17:34pm) (Hollywood) Violins are so hardcore.

(17:35pm) (4Nick) (4JayDee) (4to) (4Carnbage)

(17:35pm) (4Nick) (4Carnbage) (4to) (4Carnage)

(17:35pm) (Carnage) Let's Kill People!

(17:35pm) (@Crowe) (SWFAmp) (Opeth - Master's Apprentices) (10m27s) (.45MB) (192Kbps) (0Played: 40 Times)

(17:36pm) (Thoth) who let the fucking cuntstick in?

(17:36pm) (Masked_Man) cuntstick

(17:36pm) (Masked_Man) heh

<Bowers> It's like Crusen's "fuckstick," but oddly enough, I think he coined it on Spike, too

(17:37pm) (Thoth) I'm talking to you, Spike.

(17:37pm) (Hollywood) Pfft.

(17:37pm) (Thoth) OMG FUCKING EMO KID BLOWS ME OFF

(17:37pm) (Thoth) MY LIFE IS OVER

(17:37pm) (Thoth) Cuntstick

(17:37pm) (Hollywood) If you were emo, you could go cry about it.

(17:37pm) (Hollywood) .....

(17:37pm) (Hollywood) Wait.

(17:38pm) (Hollywood) You listen to Posion the Well, too.

(17:38pm) (Thoth) OMG FUCKTARD

<Bowers> I don't think I've ever seen Thoth wearing one of these

* Bowers hands Spike an Abercrombie sweater.

(17:38pm) (Carnage) Hollywood isn't the cuntstick... he's that bloody pad on the string

(17:39pm) (Masked_Man) apparently there's someone in Naples named Popick

(17:39pm) (Hollywood) (SWFAmp) (As I Lay Dying - Collision) (3m10s) (4.37MB) (192Kbps) (0Played: 40 Times)

(17:39pm) (9Action) 9* Masked_Man did an LJ search for Naples

(17:39pm) (Thoth) I love how you're trying to talk shit to WC, when you couldn't fucking carry his jock.

(17:39pm) (Masked_Man) about 500 people have Ashlee Simpson icons

(17:39pm) (Thoth) And I don't even like WC.

(17:40pm) (Thoth) Fucking drain on life.

<Bowers> It's kind of embarassing, honestly.

(17:41pm) (Thoth) If WC were a diseased cunt, you would surely be his old dildo.

(17:41pm) (Masked_Man) zing

(17:42pm) (Thoth) YOU ARE HIS FUCKING DISEASED COCKTOY, YOU FUCKTARD

(17:42pm) (Masked_Man) come on Spike, stand up for yourself

(17:42pm) (Carnage) ...

(17:42pm) (Thoth) COCKTOY

(17:42pm) (Thoth) COCKTOY

(17:42pm) (Carnage) Ok Thoth... Props for that one

(17:42pm) (Thoth) COCKTOY

(17:42pm) (Thoth) COCKTOY

(17:42pm) (Hollywood) What happened?

(17:42pm) (Thoth) Your life.

(17:42pm) (Hollywood) Wow, that sucks.

(17:42pm) (Thoth) Yeah, it does.

(17:42pm) (Thoth) YOU DISEASED COCKSTICK.

(17:42pm) (Carnage) If WC was a bruised intestine... Hollywood is the diarhea that comes out

(17:43pm) (Carnage) Did I spell Diarhea wrong?

(17:43pm) (Masked_Man) Spike's taking the moral high-ground!

(17:43pm) (Hollywood) Yep.

(17:43pm) (Thoth) I mean, you talk shit about WC bitching about how the Cruiserweight title isn't good enough.

<Bowers> By being a pussy. Wow, what a shock.

(17:43pm) (Thoth) YOU ARE THE REASONING FOR THAT BITCHING

(17:43pm) (Thoth) ALL THE TITLES YOU TOUCH TURN TO SHIT

(17:44pm) (Hollywood) (SWFAmp) (Norma Jean - Memphis Will Be Laid to Waste) (4m53s) (6.76MB) (192Kbps) (0Played:

20 Times)

(17:44pm) (Hollywood) Sure, why not?

<Bowers> How many has he actually won, Thoth?

<Bowers> Two?

(17:44pm) (Hollywood) Two.

<Bowers> I think that really speaks for itself

(17:44pm) (Thoth) Do you know how to fucking respond, douchetard?

(17:45pm) (Hollywood) Yes.

(17:45pm) (Thoth) "Sure, why not?" DOES NOT MAKE SENSE. YOU ARE A FUCKTARD

(17:45pm) (Hollywood) Ok.

(17:45pm) (Thoth) Admitting it is the first step.

(17:45pm) (Masked_Man) but see, you have no problem getting into it with WC

<Bowers> Or arguing with Kibagami.

<Bowers> Or Z.

(17:46pm) (Hollywood) Nope.

(17:46pm) (Masked_Man) but when it's someone like Thoth, whose arguments consist of random yelps and conjoined

expletives, you run away

(17:46pm) (Masked_Man) ...

(17:46pm) (Masked_Man) "run away" that sounded odd

(17:46pm) (Thoth) God, I'd rather have Thor here. At least he stumbled around trying to defend himself.

(17:46pm) (Hollywood) Its because I realize Thoth is completely superior to me and I have no chance at winning.

(17:47pm) (@Crowe) (SWFAmp) (Poisonblack - With Her I Die) (5m18s) (7.32MB) (192Kbps) (0Played: 40 Times)

<Bowers> Is that why you run away from Kibagami and Z, too?

(17:47pm) (Thoth) SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU COCKTOY.

(17:47pm) (Hollywood) Yeah, sure. Why not?

(17:47pm) (Carnage) lol

(17:47pm) (Thoth) GET YOUR SYPHILLIS AWAY FROM ME

(17:47pm) (Masked_Man) Spike, make "Sure, why not?" your catchphrase

<Bowers> Man, you ARE sad.

(17:47pm) (Carnage) Hollywood = Captain Pussy

(17:48pm) (Hollywood) I'm actually Captain Obvious.

(17:48pm) (Hollywood) According to Crowe.

(17:48pm) (Masked_Man) or Captain Cocktoy, according to Thoth

(17:48pm) (Hollywood) He hasn't called me Captain Cocktoy yet.

(17:49pm) (Carnage) I prefer to change the name according to JD, for him to be Captain Shitbrick

(17:49pm) (Hollywood) He has only called me Cocktoy.

(17:49pm) (Thoth) CAPTAIN COCKTOY

(17:49pm) (Thoth) CAPTAIN COCKTOY

(17:49pm) (Thoth) CAPTAIN COCKTOY

(17:49pm) (Thoth) CAPTAIN COCKTOY

(17:49pm) (Thoth) CAPTAIN COCKTOY

(17:49pm) (Thoth) CAPTAIN COCKTOY

(17:49pm) (Carnage) Commodore Cocktoy

<Bowers> I love this.

(17:49pm) (Hollywood) There we go.

(17:49pm) (Masked_Man) there you go

<Bowers> (Hollywood) Hey, I am big and tough. Watch me pick fights with everyone!

<Bowers> (Kibagami) Please stop embarassing yourself.

(17:49pm) (Hollywood) Yep. I said that.

<Bowers> (Zed) You're a one-man fag parade with a pacifier up your queerhole.

<Bowers> (Hollywood) I AM DEEPLY INSULTED AND AM TAKING THE HIGH ROAD BY NOT MAKING A COMEBACK

GOOD SIR

(17:50pm) (Hollywood) I remember saying that too.

<Bowers> (Hollywood) I AM LEAVING, GOOD DAY

<Bowers> *quit*

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(17:50pm) (Thoth) (9:49pm) (Bowers) (Zed) You're a one-man fag parade with a pacifier up your queerhole.

(17:50pm) (Thoth) QUOTE OF THE YEAR

(17:51pm) (Hollywood) I agree.

(17:51pm) (Hollywood) Quote of the Year.

(17:51pm) (9Action) 9* Masked_Man brb's

(17:51pm) (Carnage) Fuck Hollywood's ass looks like an open jar of Mayonaise

<Bowers> Can you even grasp the notion of defending yourself?

(17:51pm) (Hollywood) Why are you looking at my ass?

(17:52pm) (Hollywood) Nope. Can't say that I can.

(17:53pm) (Carnage) I got informed when customs told you to drop and cough

<Bowers> Christ... you're worse than Rando. You make this incredibly limp-wristed attempts to attack people, and then

when they have the gall to fire back, you immediately accuse them of being below you and take off.

(17:53pm) (Carnage) They thought you were smuggling drugs with all that white

(17:53pm) (Hollywood) I attacked people?

(17:53pm) (Carnage) One of your condoms burst... in either occasion I'm quite sure

<Bowers> I'm sorry, that's a bit too strong of the a word.

(17:54pm) (Thoth) NO, YOU TRIED TO PUSSY SLAP THEM YOU COCKBITE

<Bowers> I'm sure you'd like them to be attacks.

<Bowers> They're more like feeble advances.

(17:55pm) (Hollywood) I made feeble advances?

<Bowers> The sad thing is that you seem to think they mean something, and then when people take it that way, you brush

them off.

(17:55pm) (Hollywood) I do?

<Bowers> Stop playing dumb, as natural a place as it is for you.

(17:55pm) (Carnage) Hollywood suffers from Retardo-phobia... where he can't recall his stupidty for fear of being a shithead

(17:56pm) (Hollywood) I'm playing dumb?

(17:56pm) (Hollywood) I do?

(17:56pm) (Carnage) Yep.

<Bowers> Holly, I'm only going to say this once.

(17:57pm) (Hollywood) Ok.

(17:57pm) (Thoth) This is the reason Thor fucking bitchslapped you in your pussy fight.

(17:57pm) (Hollywood) He did?

<Bowers> You're worthless. What you say and what you do is completely meaningless, and you can't seem to accept the

fact that no-one wants to pay attention to you. If you didn't act like such an unbelievable twat everyone would be quite

content to ignore you, but you can't seem to grasp your place in life.

<Bowers> You never shut up, and you never smarten up, either.

(17:59pm) (Hollywood) Cool.

<Bowers> Frankly, the only thing more worthless than your opinion are your contributions to the fed and the community in

general.

(17:59pm) (Hollywood) Thanks for telling me.

<Bowers> Stop wasting everyone's time.

(17:59pm) (Carnage) Twat... now that's an insult even bitches dislike

(17:59pm) (Carnage) bugs 'em more then being called a cunt

(17:59pm) (9Action) 9* Hollywood doesn't really care.

<Bowers> So you don't, and that's the problem. You're a waste of space.

<Bowers> And you know what else?

(118:00pm) (4Nick) (4Bowers) (4to) (4Zed)

(118:00pm) (Notice) (NickServ) This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your

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<Zed> You're fired.

<Zed> Off the roster with you.

(118:00pm) (Thoth) FUCKING CUNTSTICK

(118:00pm) (4Nick) (4Thoth) (4to) (4Judge)

(118:00pm) (9Action) 9* Judge loves life.

(118:01pm) (Notice) (NickServ) Password accepted - you are now recognized.

(118:01pm) (Hollywood) Yeah, whatever.

-> *chanserv* op #SWF Zed

(118:01pm) (Op) (ChanServ) (+@) (Zed)

(118:01pm) (You have been Oped in #SWF)

<Zed> "Yeah, whatever"

<Zed> It's the fact that you don't care that makes irritates me. It's the fact you think we should that makes me angry.

(118:02pm) (Hollywood) Me not caring makes you angry?

(118:02pm) (9Action) 9* Carnage moons Hollywood

(118:02pm) (Carnage) Kiss My Ass fucker

<Zed> IL, though he can be an incredibly stupid kid sometimes, at least was able to recognize why everyone was mad at

him and managed to wise up a little.

<Zed> You've been here over two years, and you remain the same entirely useless shitstain you always were.

<Zed> Quite possibly, even more useless.

(118:03pm) (Hollywood) Am I?

<Zed> This is a mercy-killing.

(118:03pm) (Hollywood) It is?

(118:03pm) (Hollywood) Wow.

<Zed> It might hit you in the morning.

(118:04pm) (Hollywood) I should sleep on it?

(118:04pm) (Hollywood) What a killing.

(118:04pm) (Carnage) I don't think it will ever hit Hollywood that he is a useless cock

(118:04pm) (Judge) Naw, it will. Sooner or later.

(118:04pm) (Judge) I'm guessing later, but hey, emo kids are slow.

(118:04pm) (9Action) 9* Judge shrugs.

(118:05pm) (Hollywood) I'm still surprised you think I'm an emo kid, J.

<Zed> Ah well. Come back when you grow up, man. Maybe we'll still be here!

<Zed> Ta!

(118:05pm) (9Action) 9* Carnage pulls the dildo out of Hollywood's ass and slaps him with it

(118:05pm) (4Ban) (4Zed) (4+b *!*@9b2242.398d5d27.east.verizon.net)

(118:05pm) (4Kick) (4#SWF) (4Zed) (4Kicked) (4Hollywood) (4Zed)

(118:05pm) (9Action) 9* Carnage sticks the dildo back in his ass

(118:05pm) (Carnage) That was fun

<Zed> That's one of the more unjustly mean things I've done.

(118:05pm) (Carnage) Let's do Judge now

(118:05pm) (Judge) Zed, you got mod authority on our board.

(118:05pm) (Judge) Ban him from our board.

<Zed> I can't ban anyone.

(118:05pm) (Carnage) ah well

(118:06pm) (Carnage) You can delete all his posts

<Zed> Yes, yes I can.

(118:06pm) (Carnage) Ok

(118:06pm) (Carnage) Everyone Gang Up on Judge!

(118:06pm) (Judge) ..... Bwuahahahaha

(118:06pm) (9Action) 9* Carnage throws his symbiote at Judge

<Zed> Actually, even better.

(118:06pm) (9Action) 9* Judge bitchslaps JD with his Thoth impression.

<Zed> I can edit all his posts to contain pictures from uglypeople.com

(118:06pm) (4Nick) (4Judge) (4to) (4Thoth)

(118:06pm) (9Action) 9* Thoth deflects symbiote by yelling "COCKSTICK" over and over again.

(118:07pm) (9Action) 9* Carnage assslaps Judge with Thoth's facer on his

(118:07pm) (4Nick) (4Thoth) (4to) (4Judge)

End of #SWF buffer Sun Aug 22 20:07:07 2004

 

Buh-Bye, Holly. If you're gonna cry, JD will give you his jizz-rag to wipe away all your tears.

Edited August 23, 2004 by Powerplay

[the.weej 0]

Is Spike REALLY fired? When did I become such a dick? Is this kind of shit going to cost me my job someday? And what about scarecrow's brain!?

 

Stay tuned next week... SAME BAT TIME, SAME BAT CHANNEL!

 

-Z

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

Dude... Hardcore Zoo match.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Z is so mean. I think I'm going to cry.

Edited August 23, 2004 by HollywoodSpikeJenkins

[Guest Fire and Knives]

I am totally shocked that Spike made an ass of himself in my absence.

 

Usually I'm around when the retards start rattling their cages.

 

K.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

How exactly did I make an ass out of myself?

 

I know that I should keep my mouth shut most of the time, but I found this funny due to the fact that I knew it was Z the whole time and I pissed him off more by not responding in the way he was hoping for.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

No, you didn't. You got kicked out of the fed. That's all you did.

 

Please stop trying to take the high road. You suck at it.

 

K.

[Guest Beingz0wningj00]

 

 

*Spiderman 0wnz j00, Suckah!*

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

If you say so.

[Guest Fire and Knives]

Way to continue the conversation and confirm that you care what we think.

 

God, you're stupid.

 

K.

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

Ok.

[Justice 0]

I am ILv2.0

Changed for accuracy.

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I don't get it.

[The Ill One 0]

Yeah, mine was better.

 

 

Edit: Kibs, I always thought it was your sixth sense to sense retards rattling their cages. Not a good coincidence.