The OAO "Will Orton Actually Get Over?" Thread

[DerangedHermit 0]

Haha! Lita didn't break the mirror. It no sells.

 

But it's seven years bad luck, so it's just as well.

Seven years of bad luck would be seven more years of this angle.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I'm workin on that Starburst trick

[Guest Staravenger]

All Kane needs is a top hot with a giant feather and some funky glasses, and he's Randy Savage at Summerslam 1991.

 

Add to him a cane and he can be a pimp.

[Guest Quik]

Am I the only one who saw Ultimate Warrior trying to sell his title belt in that mirror?

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

So place your bet on who's singing "Together".

 

I predict a heel chorus. Which would be awesome.

[jester 0]

Lita is mad that her mirror doesn't induce flashbacks like Kane's

I don't know about you guys, but I was hoping she saw a ghostlike figure of the Ultimate Warrior in the mirror.

 

KANE! WARRIOR! ONLY AT UNFORGIVEN! ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW~!~!~!

 

They even have Bischoff to play the only man on planet Earth who couldn't see the image.

[Ted the Poster 0]

who hasn't beat Ric Flair?

I haven't.

You don't count. You don't have any legs.

Oh. Yeah.

[DerangedHermit 0]

Doesn't Kane suck in bed?

 

You know, with the burnt penis and all

[LooseCannon25 0]

I would have died laughing if Kane had the white tux jacket on....with his wrestling pants.

 

 

How much do you wanna bet he's wearing his wrestling boots still?

[The Czech Republic 0]

...why do I want Kane to do "Putting On The Ritz" with Gene Wilder now?

Because you, like us all, secretly clamors for "It's A War Zone In Here!: The RAW Musical"

[Downhome 0]

If I had went to this show, I'd ask for a refund.

[Guest SteveyP93]

Warrior is also a smark darling, by way of his suit on CNN.

 

"the ambiguously gay marks"

[The Czech Republic 0]

"I am ticklish in my GRRRRRRRRROIN."

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Are they playing "Lean On Me"?

 

WTF

[jester 0]

...why do I want Kane to do "Putting On The Ritz" with Gene Wilder now?

Because you, like us all, secretly clamors for "It's A War Zone In Here!: The RAW Musical"

"Dressed up like a million dollar trooper/

tryin' mighty hard to look like Gary Cooper/"

 

"OOOOPAH TROOOPAH!"

[iliketurtles 0]

what...the...FUCK.

[DerangedHermit 0]

What's with the midget?

[The Czech Republic 0]

I hope nobody's playing the Wedding From Hell Drinking Game.

[Steviekick 0]

A midget!!!

[AndrewTS 0]

A midget?

[Guest Quik]

Look, it's Johnny Rotten!

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

What the hell??? Cheatum is the ring bearer???

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

It's Kane's cousin!

[Downhome 0]

You see, it's times like THIS that the fans in the crowd should boo like crazy people, do the wave, etc...not during a match.

[Anakin Flair 0]

Yup- it's not a WWE wedding without midgets

[Guest Fook]

If I had went to this show, I'd ask for a refund.

Hell, I'm sitting here on my ass and I'm almost thinking of asking for some money back for sitting through this.

[LooseCannon25 0]

A midget Billy Idol

[Exslade ZX 0]

It's minitaker!!! Ok, probaly not but a midget ringbearer in all white...with some black face paint on.

 

Wait..everyones midget!?!?

[Guest Quik]

That midget has HUGE titties.

[The Czech Republic 0]

THis is fuckin surreal.