The OAO "Will Orton Actually Get Over?" Thread

[Zack Malibu 0]

After how Rocky was putting down the diva shit, he needs to come out and speak on THIS.

I would never be so happy to see Konnan in my life than if he showed up RIGHT NOW.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

"When I first chose you to carry my seed..."

 

PWNAGE!

[JoeDirt 0]

Wow.

 

Just...wow.

 

And once again I am reminded why I watch indy wrestling and not the WWE.

 

Where are my IWA-MS tapes?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Awww.. this is romantic

[Exslade ZX 0]

"Lita, I vow to HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

Oh god...that seriously made me laugh out loud. That was awesome.

[razazteca 0]

WWE Films should pitch Kane and Lita as a cooky sitcom.

It should be a full length 90 minute movie.

[Guest Fook]

Now THAT'S how you write vows!

[DerangedHermit 0]

HA HA. Lita, you suck.

[Slickster 0]

This is the greatest WWE wedding EVER.

[Downhome 0]

Can you picture all the McMahons in the back looking at this on the TV and thinking "What a great idea this is."

But of course!

[Guest Undying Fury]

His property, what a great guy. And I agree that video package was great.

[The Czech Republic 0]

And now Lita dies to escape the vows

[Ted the Poster 0]

Kane is a poet, damn it! A POET I SAY!

[Guest SteveyP93]

The pastor or whatever is like Brick from "Anchorman".

[AndrewTS 0]

Feminists think this is exactly what marriage is like.

[LooseCannon25 0]

The priest looks just like Nathan Lane

[LaParkaYourCar 0]

Ha!! Lita was reading from a paper and still messed up her line!

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I'd be *SO* a fan of Kane now if he didn't totally blow in the ring.

 

As such, he's out of luck.

[Guest Undying Fury]

Lita: "Kane, I hate you worse then my poor acting skills."

[Downhome 0]

"I hate you Kane more than life itself!"

 

What.The.Fuck.

[jester 0]

Lita botches her lines. Even though they are written down.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Wow.

 

Just...wow.

 

And once again I am reminded why I watch indy wrestling and not the WWE.

 

Where are my IWA-MS tapes?

Because you like crappy spot monkeys and bad production values?

 

Seriously... why DO you watch indy stuff?

 

Oh and the "you have no soul" line was great.

[The Czech Republic 0]

suffle! hahahahah

[ChrisMWaters 0]

Lita sounds like Linda McMahon right now

[JoeDirt 0]

The pastor or whatever is like Brick from "Anchorman".

"I love chair!"

[DerangedHermit 0]

YAUS! Lita wishes death!

[Guest mickberna]

Haha, "suffle" an accident.

[Steviekick 0]

Lita's vows rock.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Kane's vows: "I own you"

Lita's vows: "I wish you die"

 

Awwwww

[Ted the Poster 0]

Lita sounds just like Linda McMahon. WTF?