DerangedHermit Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Haha! Lita didn't break the mirror. It no sells. But it's seven years bad luck, so it's just as well. Seven years of bad luck would be seven more years of this angle.
The Czech Republic Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 I'm workin on that Starburst trick
Guest Staravenger Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 All Kane needs is a top hot with a giant feather and some funky glasses, and he's Randy Savage at Summerslam 1991. Add to him a cane and he can be a pimp.
Guest Quik Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Am I the only one who saw Ultimate Warrior trying to sell his title belt in that mirror?
GreatWhiteNope Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 So place your bet on who's singing "Together". I predict a heel chorus. Which would be awesome.
jester Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Lita is mad that her mirror doesn't induce flashbacks like Kane's I don't know about you guys, but I was hoping she saw a ghostlike figure of the Ultimate Warrior in the mirror. KANE! WARRIOR! ONLY AT UNFORGIVEN! ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW~!~!~! They even have Bischoff to play the only man on planet Earth who couldn't see the image.
Ted the Poster Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 who hasn't beat Ric Flair? I haven't. You don't count. You don't have any legs. Oh. Yeah.
DerangedHermit Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Doesn't Kane suck in bed? You know, with the burnt penis and all
LooseCannon25 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 I would have died laughing if Kane had the white tux jacket on....with his wrestling pants. How much do you wanna bet he's wearing his wrestling boots still?
The Czech Republic Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 ...why do I want Kane to do "Putting On The Ritz" with Gene Wilder now? Because you, like us all, secretly clamors for "It's A War Zone In Here!: The RAW Musical"
Downhome Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 If I had went to this show, I'd ask for a refund.
Guest SteveyP93 Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Warrior is also a smark darling, by way of his suit on CNN. "the ambiguously gay marks"
The Czech Republic Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 "I am ticklish in my GRRRRRRRRROIN."
GreatWhiteNope Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Are they playing "Lean On Me"? WTF
jester Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 ...why do I want Kane to do "Putting On The Ritz" with Gene Wilder now? Because you, like us all, secretly clamors for "It's A War Zone In Here!: The RAW Musical" "Dressed up like a million dollar trooper/ tryin' mighty hard to look like Gary Cooper/" "OOOOPAH TROOOPAH!"
The Czech Republic Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 I hope nobody's playing the Wedding From Hell Drinking Game.
LaParkaYourCar Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 What the hell??? Cheatum is the ring bearer???
Downhome Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 You see, it's times like THIS that the fans in the crowd should boo like crazy people, do the wave, etc...not during a match.
Anakin Flair Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 Yup- it's not a WWE wedding without midgets
Guest Fook Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 If I had went to this show, I'd ask for a refund. Hell, I'm sitting here on my ass and I'm almost thinking of asking for some money back for sitting through this.
Exslade ZX Posted August 24, 2004 Report Posted August 24, 2004 It's minitaker!!! Ok, probaly not but a midget ringbearer in all white...with some black face paint on. Wait..everyones midget!?!?
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