My butt's hungry...

[Guest Quik]

Normally, I would just rant about this in the Raw thread, but after thinking about it a little bit, I came to a conclusion:

 

Last night's Raw presented us with at least 2 of the top 10 stupidest things we've ever seen on Raw. Now, I'm not talking about stupid in the sense of "Oh man, why did X job, he needs to be built up, blah blah" or "Why'd they give X the title shot?". I'm talking serious, ouch-my-fucking-head, dumbass motherfucking bullshit that makes you embarrassed to be a wrestling fan, and feel stupider for having seen it.

 

Last night, we saw the enchanted "My BUTT is hungry" pie eating fiasco from everyone's favorite little red retard, Christy. However, a few other things made me choke on my own rage.

 

1. Kane's wall of fire on the ramp during the wedding.

2. Kane in a white tuxedo (despite it's pimpness).

3. Generic Diva Contestant #2 challenging Carmella to a wrestling match.

4. Bischoff reading from the bible.

5. Kane ACTUALLY marrying Lita.

 

So, I now turn this over to you. In the last 2-3 years (whichever keeps this from being moved to Old School), what were the stupidest things we've seen on Raw?

[Guest Loss]

I refuse to say anything bad about a show that has Trish Stratus wearing *that* outfit.

[Enigma]

The whole Katy Vick bullshit is still at the top.

[WhenDanSaysJump]

Jump leads.

 

Shane-O's nads.

 

There ya go.

[Hogan Made Wrestling]

Last night's Raw was a thing of beauty. Everything was either awesome or sucked in a really great way.

[Guest Quik]

Jump leads.

 

Shane-O's nads.

 

There ya go.

I forgot about about Shane's Electric Nutsack. Thank you for reminding me of that awesome moment.

[cawthon777]

Someone needs to remember to give Christy her ridilin before the show goes live.

[MARTYEWR]

I refuse to say anything bad about a show that has Trish Stratus wearing *that* outfit.

^

What that guy said.

[Guest Dazed]

3. Generic Diva Contestant #2 challenging Carmella to a wrestling match.

 

hahaha, I forgot about that. Seriously, what in the hell was she thinking? That WWE would make time for them to have a match or something?

I'm assuming all this "booo, what a bitch Carmella is" shit is a work.

[Guest Frank_Nabbit]

*requests Trish's pic*

[Guest Dazed]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=60011

[Guest Anglesault]

I refuse to say anything bad about a show that has Trish Stratus wearing *that* outfit.

^

What that guy said.

ditto.

[razazteca]

"Oh man, why did Christian job, he needs to be built up, blah blah" or "Why don't they give Christian the title shot?"

I agree.

[The Niggardly King]

Kane setting JR on fire....

 

Almost everything from the Kane/Shane feud

[BifEverchad]

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=60011

Or.....

 

[razazteca]

Trish going to the announing booth doing nothing but giving the "I'm so angry" face then waiting 5 minutes at the top of the ramp before Tomko came in to beatup Jericho.

 

Jazz as the Heat announcer.

[Guest Evolution]

I considered the Diva Search Contestant challenge to Carmella to be much stupider than Chrissy's "My BUTT is hungry" line. I maintain that she is still the best choice for the new Raw Diva, not Carmella, because she actually looks like she wants to win over the approval of the fans instead of Carmella, who thinks she's already gotten this won.

 

...

 

You know. Assuming this is not a complete work.

[LaParkaYourCar]

4. Bischoff reading from the bible.

The worst part about it was, first he pronounced "Ephesians" as "Ephesysians", and then the verse he read wasn't even from the Bible. I guess that was a subtle way of saying Bischoff never read the Bible though.

 

EDIT: It would have been more heelish if he had read the actual verse because I think it was one of the ones about wives being in submission to their husbands.

[Guest Trivia247]

Ass Cream thats all im gonna say...and how this mystical substance tracks back to Jerichi & Christian. (The C & C).

 

Austin unable to wrestle and yet thinks he is HHH by being on every other segment for no apparent reason

[Guest Staravenger]

I refuse to say anything bad about a show that has Trish Stratus wearing *that* outfit.

^

What that guy said.

ditto.

What he said.

 

Is it me, or does Kane always get the shaft? Shane McMahons nuts roasting on an open battery, Katie Vick, this, the whole Paul Bearer is my daddy thing...

 

Sometimes being a yes man is a bad thing.

 

Writer #1: Who can we get to get Litas pregnant and force into a wedding?

 

Writer #2: How bout that sucker Glen? he does anything we say!

 

Jim Ross: Bah Gawd, you've done it again! (hands a sack of money) Can I be set on fire again?

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Ass Cream thats all im gonna say...and how this mystical substance tracks back to Jerichi & Christian. (The C & C).

 

Austin unable to wrestle and yet thinks he is HHH by being on every other segment for no apparent reason

Ass Cream was pretty funny, if only for Bubba Ray's selling of it.

[CanadianChick]

Ass Cream thats all im gonna say...and how this mystical substance tracks back to Jerichi & Christian. (The C & C).

 

Austin unable to wrestle and yet thinks he is HHH by being on every other segment for no apparent reason

Ass Cream was pretty funny, if only for Bubba Ray's selling of it.

And Jericho and Christian always claiming it's each others, but then accidently saying it was theirs. STupid, by funny.

[Guest Olympic Slam]

I swear to God that later in the Ass Cream show JR and King bring up the segment again during a jobber match and JR says (more like mumbles) "was it Gerwitz brand Ass Cream?"

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

While last night did indeed suck it's still not on the level of Katie Vick, JR being set on fire, the whole Steiner/HHH feud or Shane's electric balls.

[razazteca]

1998 called and it wants its storylines back.

[Dark Age]

Eugene RUNNING IN TERROR when Triple H beat up William Regal made me wonder why I was watching wrestling. Seriously, he's running up the ramp, crying like a little bitch, waving his arms in the air, and I'm supposed to cheer this idiot? And before that, the whole "you hurt my friend, you hurt William Regal" crap. God that sucked. Damn retart.

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Sweet delicious irony.

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Eugene RUNNING IN TERROR when Triple H beat up William Regal made me wonder why I was watching wrestling. Seriously, he's running up the ramp, crying like a little bitch, waving his arms in the air, and I'm supposed to cheer this idiot? And before that, the whole "you hurt my friend, you hurt William Regal" crap. God that sucked. Damn retart.

Wow... misspelt dribble, it's pretty hateful too.

 

What's the deal, mang?

[Guest GreatOne]

'Razor', 'Diesel'.

 

Oh it provided some hilarity:

 

*'This is a big story folks. My sources, and I've had em for years, tell me that Razor Ramon and Diesel are on their way back to the WWF'.

 

*'HE FIRED MA ASS!!!!!!!!!!'

 

*'SAY....HULLO TO DA BADD....GUY'

 

*Sable crying as The Unabombing Kane Diesel With No Teeth beats up Marc Mero.

 

*Owen Hart telling Steve Austin, 'Leave us alone we got a big title defense against Razor and Diesel!!!!!!'

 

I'd say that they've made some improvements in who they push since then

[Dark Age]

Eugene RUNNING IN TERROR when Triple H beat up William Regal made me wonder why I was watching wrestling. Seriously, he's running up the ramp, crying like a little bitch, waving his arms in the air, and I'm supposed to cheer this idiot? And before that, the whole "you hurt my friend, you hurt William Regal" crap. God that sucked. Damn retart.

Wow... misspelt dribble, it's pretty hateful too.

 

What's the deal, mang?

I'm sorry if I touched a nerve when speaking about 'your boy' Eugene. And no, I didn't misspell anything. It obviously went over your head. Retart.