the.weej 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation Presents... SWF SMARKDOWN! LIVE, MONDAY, AUGUST 30TH, FROM THE *SOLD OUT* SAVVIS CENTER IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI! (5pm PCT, 8pm EST; check local listings for details) Card: MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH HELL IN A CELL Jamie Drazon vs Johnny Dangerous© I was thinking that we hadn't had a HITC for a while, so how about a random major gimmick match? Yeah, you need some of those every now and then. Jamie Drazon proved that the third time is indeed the charm, claiming his contendership to the SWF world title at long last. He faces off against surprise champion Johnny Dangerous, who looks to not Ron Garvin the belt. Rules: Standard pinfall rules. Once both wrestlers are INSIDE the cell, the door will be padlocked shut, theoretically preventing escape. Word Limit: 6250 Send To: Suicide King SINGLES MATCH Austin Sly vs "The Notorious" John Duran Sly returns home, and to the first big pop of his career! HUZZAH! He takes on former world champion John Duran in the cool-down segment--I mean, in a chance to firmly position himself for big gains up the card here. Not that Sly needs another excuse to be elevated, which is good for Duran, because a win against Sly would be just as good as anything else to help plead his case to get back into the main event. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom SIX-MAN TAG OF SHOCKING PROPORTIONS! The Urban Empire (The Masked Man, Mike Van Siclen© and "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez©) v. Revolution Zero (Toxxic, "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis) Wow, I guess we got served. As it turns out, MVS, MM and Cortez are all aligned up now, and they've got the Revolution breathing down there neck. A lovely game of charades was suggested to solve this, but this is WRESTLING. You guys are going to beat the hell out of each other and like it. Rules: Standard tag match. Remember the tag ropes. Word Limit: 5500 Send To: chirs3 USJL TITLE MATCH TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Candace vs David Cross© Much to everyone's surprise, Candace has put together a pretty set of victories and has established herself into a midcard contender. Candace will get a shot at gold here against David Cross, the new USJL champeen. Rules: Funyon has a an envelope containing a move written inside of it. It can be any move outside of a punch, kick, clothesline or anything so mundane. This includes finishers of anyone on the roster. The first person to successfully do the move three times is the winner. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Thoth SINGLES MATCH NON-TITLE BOUT "The Icon" Max King vs "The Superior One" Tom Flesher© The number one contender to the CW title is, at the current, unknown, buut that doesn't mean the CW champion is going to get the night off. Tom Flesher won't be defending, but he will be up against Max King, who VERY nearly pulled up a big upset against Landon Maddix last show. Rules: Standard sigles match. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: chirs3 TAG TEAM MATCH Nathan Xavier & Manson vs Petey the Irish Penguin & Brian Levy Ash sucks. Okay, he's not in the match, but Ash sucks. I mean, have you read that Top-25 list on the community board? What the fuck was he thinking, having a kid in the middle of a heel turn? I still can't get over the fact he expected people to give a flying fuck about his personal life, or his 'wife,' which happened to be manifest in little more than 9 point verdana. And his MOVE LIST. I wish it hadn't been lost to the sands of time, because it was always good for a lark. Y'know, this wasn't Top-25 material (unless we do Top-25 upsets), but when he cemented his career and beat Chris Raynor in the first Genesis tournament, much to everyone's chagrin, he won with a move called the Jumping Mew Driver. The fucking Jumping Mew Driver. Raynor was never the same. Man... I guess Ash's dream did come true, though. He's as much of a legend as Edwin ever was, but for all the wrong reasons. Anyway, yeah, this match is... oh dear, I've run out of space. Rules: Standard tag match. Remember the tag ropes. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: realitycheck SINGLES MATCH Ace Lezaire vs Justin Bowers Canada's greatest export, outside of maple syrup, has been doing quite well for himself recently, up to and including a BIG win over hall-of-famer Mark Stevens on the last show. Lezaire will take on Justin Bowers here, a fit oppertunity to haze some semi-rookie SCUM. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4000 Send To: Grand Slam SINGLES MATCH Ced Ordonez vs Munich© Munich and Ced face off in the opening match of the night, which had a longer description a while ago. Ah well. They try to pump up the crowd and go for the 'W' to kick off Smarkdown. Rules: Singles match Word Limit: 4000 Send To: Thoth (Send all things to... well... me. realitycheck) Edited August 28, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2004 Well... um... guess I go un-booked in my own home town, then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2004 I don't know what you're talking about. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Evolution Report post Posted August 26, 2004 My god, I will try so hard to write this time. This is something I can handle. Unlike Flesher in a submissions match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2004 Huzzah for not being booked. No...honestly, I've got a lot of shit to do and new face stats to get ready, so thanks. Expect something from me though, one way or the other. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2004 I'll have to ask Judge to confirm, but I think Bowers is out of wrestling for good after that Dangerlust i gave him. Everyone involved in the 6-man - I'll be cleaning up and slightly editing my stats soon, so watch out for them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted August 26, 2004 Am I supposed to be marking the world title match? If so, wow. That's three big title matches in two shows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sly 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2004 Just as a note, I've changed up my stats ever-so-slightly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted August 26, 2004 Well, hopefully IL and Kibs haven't gotten into the thick of it yet, since I've just finished with my updates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Beingz0wningj00 Report post Posted August 26, 2004 Ah King... it's all good... *Just remember that I know where you live if you job me * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2004 Hm. I totally wasn't expecting to be booked, what with asking not to have been booked and all. My internet connection is spotty at best. I'll try to get something in, but no promises, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2004 Why is it that King, a heel, keeps getting booked with other heels? I just don't get that for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBostonStrangler 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2004 King, you're just getting a chance to prove how good a heel you are by beating up all the other heels. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2004 King, you're just getting a chance to prove how good a heel you are by beating up all the other heels. <Kelly>But that's bad for business. Good business practice says to build up good heels, and destroy worthless faces like Manson and Grand Slam often, to make a name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2004 Okay, my stats have been edited/overhauled. Not that it matters much, but eh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2004 I call opening promo. This can also feature Johnny and/or Drazon, depending on what we work out. It might not even feature me, who knows. But the opening promo WILL concern the World Title in some respect. Now you two, let's get in touch and work out who's saying what when. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justice 0 Report post Posted August 27, 2004 I'll have to ask Judge to confirm, but I think Bowers is out of wrestling for good after that Dangerlust i gave him. Everyone involved in the 6-man - I'll be cleaning up and slightly editing my stats soon, so watch out for them. Uh, yeah, pretty much. Sorry for the lack of confirmation, something sorta just happened to a good friend that I had to take care of. :-\ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the.weej 0 Report post Posted August 28, 2004 Note that the Ced/Munich match has been changed slightly. Munich is, indeed, not doing the EUS thing anymore. -Z Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
