The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2004 What a shame that the last thread to get Brack-Attacked had to be that gem. We need to consolidate all Sensible Orton content, with "Lawler is a bad influence on JR" as a bonus feature, and send it to classics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted August 31, 2004 I tried to watch RAW, but after Orton sensibly used a sledgehammer to even the odds, I was so emotionally drained that I couldn't muster enough energy to watch the DIVA and Litane segments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Quik Report post Posted August 31, 2004 Y'know, I don't really laugh out loud very often at things I read on the web, but Goddamn, this thread is bizarre, but fucking brilliant. Easily one of the greatest concepts ever. I wonder if none wrestling fans would find it as funny? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 No. But this is the greatest single fucking thread in a long time. Dare I say it surpasses Tomko/Fertig in genius?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 Yes, I do believe it does. Name puns don't have ANYTHING on sensibility. This is total genius. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 Was I the only one watching RAW (and the Orton thing was one of the few things I bothered to watch just for this) and expecting Ross to say "This is the sensible thing to do!" ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 If Eugene can wear a new hat then anything can happen. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoeDirt 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 If Eugene can wear a new hat then anything can happen. I know...RAW has just been CRAZY lately. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
USC Wuz Robbed! 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 Credit to: The Czech Republic Mr. Bryant, the state finds you guilty of ra-- Just a minute. "Hey look!" "It's WWE superstar Randy Orton!" "And it looks like he's got something to say." "Let's listen." As you can see from this visual aid... ...there is no way that there was forcible intent involved. Thanks to Mr. Orton, I can make a sensible ruling on this case. Because we cannot prove beyond reasonable doubt that there was rape, the court finds you, Kobe Bryant, not guilty. YEEEEESSSSSSS!!! You are the man, Orton! So why did you do it? Do you like my mad ballin' skills? You want some from my wife? What was your motivation? A commitment to justice. Tell ya what, big guy. I owe you big time. If you'll just come with me, I think the boys and I have a little thank-you gift from everyone in the Los Angeles Lakers organization. to be continued... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 It's a ball, and everyone signed it for you! Everyone on the Lakers is here. It's not just the Lakers on there. Bill Walton?!? You were awesome! Thanks for your John Hancock. Would it be sensible to challenge you to some pickup ball? Hey now! This old-timer has still got it! (2 minutes later) I ruptured my knee. Maybe I don't. Oh gosh. This pain is overwhelming. I need to take the edge off. Excuse me, Bill, but that's against the law, and for good reason too. Marijuana is a gateway to more severe drugs. Oh Randy. You can be so sensible. Here. Once won't hurt you. ~~~~~~~~~~ Grateful Dead plays ~~~~~~~~~~ Okay okay okay okay. I think I get it now, man. The reason...that the Lakers are the best team....is NOT because they're the best. It's because...we can't ACCEPT them as anything LESS. Dude. Why did I not discover this before? It makes perfect sense. Yes...yes it does. And you know what else makes sense? *reveals his TRUE form* THIS! MWAHAHAHA! Now that THC has destroyed your sensibility, I can destroy Randy Orton once AND FOR ALL!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 Not so fast, Waltitor. CURSES! It's Sarah Honeywell, that adorable and sensible virgin girlfriend-slash-sidekick! Well, I know what you want, and that you're not getting it. Randy will be DOOMED, DOOMED I SAY when I unveil my secret weapon just in case you showed up! Hey, baby. Chicks can't resist my good looks and healthy sex drive. When it comes to hunky second-generation athletes, just look to L.A. Luke. Oh...this is hard...Randy...Luke... Sorry, Luke, but I need a man who doesn't have to come off the bench! That was a personal foul. CURSES! Now I'll just have to die. *dies* Oh, Sarah, I love you. You saved me in my time of need, when I was not sensible enough to handle the task at hand. I'll do anything for you now. But hey, that dank weed Bill gave me is startin' to give me the munchies. I'll have to take you up on that cake! Oh, Randy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 I didn't write this myself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 Mr. McGreevey, the State Ethics Comission has met its decision and they find you... Your honor, one last thing I'd like to present to the jury before the verdict is rendered. You may proceed, Mr. OR-ton. *Randy pulls out a pictoral chart Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, this is Chewbecca. He is a Wookie... who lives on the planet Endor... filled with Ewoks. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! *the jury takes a few minutes to deliberate in private before coming back Mr. McGreevey, the State Ethics Comission has met its decision and they find you innocent of all corruption charges. YES! Bless you, Randy. I dunno what the world would be without you. Not a problem. Sense and sensibility prevail once again! Believe in Ortonism and miracles tend to happen. I taught him well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted September 1, 2004 That was a personal foul. QUOTE OF THE THREAD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
