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- Chris Benoit v. Ric Flair. Benoit chops away and overpowers Flair to start, then hits him with a snap suplex and goes for the Crossface early. Flair quickly makes the ropes, and comes back after a cheapshot. He returns the chops in the corner and takes Benoit down with a half-crab, but Benoit makes the ropes. Benoit comes back with some absolutely brutal chops and an enzuigiri, which triggers the Flair Flop. Benoit goes up, but misses the headbutt, then motors right back with the rolling germans. Sharpshooter looks to finish, but Batista runs in for the pointless DQ at 5:53. Pretty fun match that wasn't allowed to develop. *1/4 Pretty ham-fisted build for the Batista-Benoit match, which we then learn is actually Benoit & Regal v. Flair & Batista, which takes it from mildly interesting to midcard filler.

 

(I really shouldn't have access to the admin control panel)

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Guest Dazed

- Jake Roberts v. Kamala. The pre-match interview establishes that, in fact, Kamala is deathly afraid of snakes. Jake clears the ring with the snake, but gets jumped by Kamala. He overpowers Roberts and grabs a bearhug. Jake steps on his toes to break the hold – a truly innovative strategy – and keeps doing it to keep him off guard. Kamala knocks him over and chokes away. That goes on for a while. Jake fights back, but gets headbutted. Jake goes after Kim Chee and lets Kamala chase him, and then catches him with a kneelift coming into the ring. Fuji distracts the referee, however, allowing Kim Chee to get sweet, sweet revenge and nail Roberts. Kamala finishes with the BIG FAT SPLASH OF DEATH at 4:20. Boring match, but afterwards Kim Chee unmasks to reveal Honky Tonk Man, engaging in a bit of subterfuge. A beatdown results. Good angle to save the segment. 1 for 1.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

Ironically enough Scott Keith was working the till at his work today. I desperately wanted to go through his till but it wasn't something I was desperate enough to disclose my secret internet wrestling message board double life with my girlfriend.

 

But damn, are those sour wine gums tasty. Thanks Scott!! You're a versatile worker - you can do it all!

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I love "drunken posting."

 

WHOA! I'm drukn and I'm craaAAAAAAAAAzy! YOu never know what kind of wacky and zany antics I might do on teh Internet becaues I'm drunK! WHOOOOOA there!

 

I commend Incandenza for his commitment to excellence in the field of inebriated Internet use. Though if he is drunk he should be doing something better.

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nik should write a Royal Rumble match, except instead of using wrestlers, use the 30 stupidest posters in the WWE folder. Whoever wins gets banned.

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I commend Incandenza for his commitment to excellence in the field of inebriated Internet use. Though if he is drunk he should be doing something better.

Thanks, mom!

Don't talk back to her! She IS your mother.

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Bah, the WWE Folder doesn't need me. It doesn't need Czech Republic. It doesn't need MrZsasz. Hell, it doesn't even need Rudo!

 

The hilarity is still there!

 

Scottkeithjohns!!

 

Oh, man. It could be dangerous if I continue to laugh this hard.

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Guest Vitamin X

I thought we didn't talk about Scott Keith here

 

He writes for another site

 

STOP TALKING ABOUT SCOTT KEITH!

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