Guest ian. Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 That match was without a doubt ****. Fatty
Guest Dazed Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 - Chris Benoit v. Ric Flair. Benoit chops away and overpowers Flair to start, then hits him with a snap suplex and goes for the Crossface early. Flair quickly makes the ropes, and comes back after a cheapshot. He returns the chops in the corner and takes Benoit down with a half-crab, but Benoit makes the ropes. Benoit comes back with some absolutely brutal chops and an enzuigiri, which triggers the Flair Flop. Benoit goes up, but misses the headbutt, then motors right back with the rolling germans. Sharpshooter looks to finish, but Batista runs in for the pointless DQ at 5:53. Pretty fun match that wasn't allowed to develop. *1/4 Pretty ham-fisted build for the Batista-Benoit match, which we then learn is actually Benoit & Regal v. Flair & Batista, which takes it from mildly interesting to midcard filler. (I really shouldn't have access to the admin control panel)
GreatWhiteNope Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Your sig should be Did I forget to mention you can preorder my new book at Amazon?
Krankor Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 ScottKeithjohns Awesome, just awesome
Guest news_gimmick Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Hardcore Discussion has gone BONZO GONZO~!!
Guest Dazed Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 - Jake Roberts v. Kamala. The pre-match interview establishes that, in fact, Kamala is deathly afraid of snakes. Jake clears the ring with the snake, but gets jumped by Kamala. He overpowers Roberts and grabs a bearhug. Jake steps on his toes to break the hold – a truly innovative strategy – and keeps doing it to keep him off guard. Kamala knocks him over and chokes away. That goes on for a while. Jake fights back, but gets headbutted. Jake goes after Kim Chee and lets Kamala chase him, and then catches him with a kneelift coming into the ring. Fuji distracts the referee, however, allowing Kim Chee to get sweet, sweet revenge and nail Roberts. Kamala finishes with the BIG FAT SPLASH OF DEATH at 4:20. Boring match, but afterwards Kim Chee unmasks to reveal Honky Tonk Man, engaging in a bit of subterfuge. A beatdown results. Good angle to save the segment. 1 for 1.
Zack Malibu Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 So when does Banky come and diss this thread, leading to some CANADIAN VIOLENCE~!?
GreatWhiteNope Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Banky would be on this thread faster than Tammy on a crack pipe.
Krankor Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 How many *'s was that Kamala v Roberts match?
The Czech Republic Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Of all the fucking people...
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Ironically enough Scott Keith was working the till at his work today. I desperately wanted to go through his till but it wasn't something I was desperate enough to disclose my secret internet wrestling message board double life with my girlfriend. But damn, are those sour wine gums tasty. Thanks Scott!! You're a versatile worker - you can do it all!
Slayer Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Man, Nick becomes ugly and Canadian when he's drunk
The Czech Republic Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 I love "drunken posting." WHOA! I'm drukn and I'm craaAAAAAAAAAzy! YOu never know what kind of wacky and zany antics I might do on teh Internet becaues I'm drunK! WHOOOOOA there! I commend Incandenza for his commitment to excellence in the field of inebriated Internet use. Though if he is drunk he should be doing something better.
alfdogg Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 nik should write a Royal Rumble match, except instead of using wrestlers, use the 30 stupidest posters in the WWE folder. Whoever wins gets banned.
Guest T®ITEC Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Why limit it to the WWE folder?
Slayer Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 Next, Loss should change his name to "Lossman" and start a faux rivalry with Nik
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 3, 2004 Report Posted September 3, 2004 I commend Incandenza for his commitment to excellence in the field of inebriated Internet use. Though if he is drunk he should be doing something better. Thanks, mom!
DerangedHermit Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 I commend Incandenza for his commitment to excellence in the field of inebriated Internet use. Though if he is drunk he should be doing something better. Thanks, mom! Don't talk back to her! She IS your mother.
Lil' Bitch Posted September 4, 2004 Report Posted September 4, 2004 I don’t rate battle royales. Pussy.
The Czech Republic Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Hey y'all, never mind that innocuous comment in the WWE folder that got NY Untouchable suspended, why, that nikjohns has a sense of humor after all!
NYU Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Bah, the WWE Folder doesn't need me. It doesn't need Czech Republic. It doesn't need MrZsasz. Hell, it doesn't even need Rudo! The hilarity is still there! Scottkeithjohns!! Oh, man. It could be dangerous if I continue to laugh this hard.
Guest Vitamin X Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 I thought we didn't talk about Scott Keith here He writes for another site STOP TALKING ABOUT SCOTT KEITH!
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 I refuse to believe that NY Untouchable was able to become a poster that people would actually go to bat for in this manner. Last I saw his postings, I wanted to stab his face until he had no more face to stab
The Czech Republic Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 I can't believe it either but he worked his way up.
Guest T®ITEC Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 Power and Zima? Fuck no, ...why do I even breathe.
The Czech Republic Posted September 5, 2004 Report Posted September 5, 2004 This thread is to "nikjohns has a sense of humor after all" as a power ballad is to "this rocker has a soft side after all." Neither is a particularly enjoyable experience.
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