Raw 9/6/04

[Guest CronoT]

So if Nidia is supposed to be all Puerto Rican and stuff,

 

THEN WHY DOES SHE HAVE A FREAKING SOUTHERN ROCK THEME??

You obviously don't know much about PR, then.

 

They like Samba, Hispanic cultural music, rock, and other common musics.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I know that Trish was on MadTV, but does that give her licence to steal Nicole Sullivans routine???

 

"Ya know what? Uh-uh!"

[Exslade ZX 0]

So wait, Nidia speaks spanish....is announced form being from Puerto Rico.....yet, they stick her with some good ol' fashioned trailer park trash rock. Smaaaaart

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_>

 

Man, talk about stereotypes

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Nidia.. bouncy bouncy bouncy

 

Will she be the female equivilent of Puerto Rico, wanting to be in a relationship but not wanting to get married or break up?

[razazteca 0]

I thought Nidia was a heel.

 

What happened?

Bradshaw should call La Migra on her.

Puerto Rico is an American Territory.

No way she is Carribean Cool Chica from Cuba.

[ChrisMWaters 0]

OMG!!!!! Nidia stole one of Brocks move!

 

Now, where's the happy dance?

Rene Dupree took it and modified it.

[fazzle 0]

This match is reminding me of the one thing I miss most from the Attitude era:

 

The guaranteed "accidental" nip slip every third or fourth women's match.

 

Edit: And as soon as I say that.......

[The Mandarin 0]

I know that Trish was on MadTV, but does that give her licence to steal Nicole Sullivans routine???

 

"Ya know what? Uh-uh!"

Holy shit Rudo, she IS the Vancome Lady!

[Steviekick 0]

NEXT WEEK ON RAW:  Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle."

*Starter Kid sighs*

Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!"

They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foiol, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

UH....................................

[Exslade ZX 0]

Well...that was..neat.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Why is the ramp gone?

[LooseCannon25 0]

Nidia's tit is exposed......time to go for backup plan, a quick chick kick to the head and 1..2...3.

 

I myself, wouldnt have minded this turning into an ironwomen match.

[razazteca 0]

What? Wardrobe Malfunction? Where?

[Ted the Poster 0]

I wasn't aware Divas even wore bras.

[Steviekick 0]

So wait, Nidia speaks spanish....is announced form being from Puerto Rico.....yet, they stick her with some good ol' fashioned trailer park trash rock.  Smaaaaart

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_>

 

Man, talk about stereotypes

She could have her song be off the new Terror Squad album...7

[Guest Quik]

Wow guys, it's the third night where Triple H has guranteed that it's the end of Eugene.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Triple H has a super German skull t-shirt!

[The Czech Republic 0]

This match is reminding me of the one thing I miss most from the Attitude era:

 

The guaranteed "accidental" nip slip every third or fourth women's match.

 

Edit: And as soon as I say that.......

I heard "wardrobe malfunction" but saw no "nipple"

[MixxMaster 0]

Where did HHH get that Axl Rose on a Iron Cross logo shirt?

[The Mandarin 0]

NEXT WEEK ON RAW:  Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle."

*Starter Kid sighs*

Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!"

They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family.

I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy.

[MarvinisaLunatic 0]

Cage match time!

[fazzle 0]

This match is reminding me of the one thing I miss most from the Attitude era:

 

The guaranteed "accidental" nip slip every third or fourth women's match.

 

Edit:  And as soon as I say that.......

I heard "wardrobe malfunction" but saw no "nipple"

Neither did I, I was too busy typing and not watching. I just assumed from what I heart...

[Steviekick 0]

Why is the ramp gone?

Due to a decline in revenues, the WWE is sad to announce the termination of its business relationship with the Ranch. "He's been a solid performer these last few years, BAH GAWD. If only people bought more JBL merchandise he'd still be here," said an irate Jim Ross.

[Guest CronoT]

What? Wardrobe Malfunction? Where?

Yeah, I missed it, too.

[LooseCannon25 0]

So wait, Nidia speaks spanish....is announced form being from Puerto Rico.....yet, they stick her with some good ol' fashioned trailer park trash rock.  Smaaaaart

So Puerto Ricans can only listen to salsa? (or something like that) >_>

 

Man, talk about stereotypes

She could have her song be off the new Terror Squad album...7

I'm Puerto Rican, idiot. You ever hear Triple H come down the ramp to Snoop Dogg, or the Rock come down the ramp to guns and roses? Theme music should fit the character.

[The Czech Republic 0]

"The cow says...MOO! What does the cow say, Lita?"

"Muh?"

"No, it says moo. Can you say moo?"

"Meh?"

"No, Lita, moo!"

[Guest Quik]

NEXT WEEK ON RAW:  Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle."

*Starter Kid sighs*

Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!"

They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family.

I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy.

Only if they're all strung out on heroin, and then go next door to do their food and clothes shopping at Target.

[Mole 0]

It isn't good for WWE when I want to watch Road Rules over this cage match.

 

The gimmick is SOOO over done.

[razazteca 0]

NEXT WEEK ON RAW:  Lita and Nidia will be found in the back with a Hooked on Phonics starter kid.

Starter Kid: "Repeat after me: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain."

Lita: "Teh rain in Shpain fallsh mainly on the suffle."

*Starter Kid sighs*

Kane: "FIX HER! FIX MY WOMAN!"

They then do a genetic test and find out that Lita is related to the Hardy's, thus explaining why she shares the same genetic speech impedement that Jeff has. Matt has a good laugh about it, they buy Kane some cargo pants, Jeff builds something out of aluminum foil, and they all go back to NC and become one big happy family.

I can just imagine Matt, Lita, the baby, Kane, Jeff Hardy and one of Jeff's "Alumininummies" going into Old Navy.

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