razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2004 Ok so my friend call me up today around 5 PM asking me if I wanted to go to Mexico and check out the Bikini Fest contest which has a grand prize of $1500 and has women from all over the state of Texas. So I am so excited to go and I finally have a reason to waste all the money that I have been saving for weeks. The contest starts around 9 PM at the Corona Club in Mexco and we get there around 30 minutes before the show starts. So I give him some money to buy some drinks since he speaks spanish better than I and I let him keep the change for the toll back. So I am there enjoying the night life thinking to myself which girl I want to hit on and stuff, all the while I am drinking some Corona Cerveza with limes. Then the show starts and the girls are to my surprise mostly blonds from out of town which was ok. And then the most beautiful stripper walks down the stage with what seems to be 40 D breast with nothing but pasties or paint on.........hell I don't care if it was fake or not but damn it was a site to drool over. Then Mr. Pussy Whip get a call from his girlfriend with a message "We need to talk and its a response you might not like..." So he tells me we have to go and I'm like WTF there are titties everywhere, titties that are from out of town, some that I might actually have of chance of sucking on! But he says "This is serious....its 911" and I'm like DAMN ok let's go. We were there barely an hour. And we did not get to see who the winner was or if she decided to talk anything off in celebration like they did last time I went.......which was YEARS AGO! So you would expect that he would take me home right.........WRONG! Mr. Pussy Whip has to call his girlfriend's MOTHER and talk to her in ESPANOL so I would not know what they are talking about. So I am bored and shit just waiting to get home but NOOOOOOO he has to cruise around town talking to his GIRLFRIENDS MOTHER! So then he gets enough courage to call her and she basically was telling him that it was over and she wanted nothing to do with him.......She hung up on him several times. He was begging her to talk him back "Baby why do you want to throw what we have away" and telling me "I worked so hard for this and I don't want to start over". So I told him bluntly that he needs to forget about her and move on with his live and stop being so FUCKING POSSIVE AND STOP STALKING WOMEN! But he would not listen to reason because he is PUSSY WHIPPED! DAMN YOU BUTTERS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2004 Bitches be trippin' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2004 I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW! I think BUTTERS needs somebody to beat some sense into to him. Am I am seriously thinking of busting out some PURO OR UFC shit on him until he admitts that he is pussy whipped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2004 Right now I have a vein in my forehead throbing and the lil devil on my shoulder telling me to KILL KILL KILL USE THE TRIANGLE CHOKE OR KEYLOCK BUTTERS ARMS SO HE COULD NOT MASTERBATE! No pleasure for the Pussy Whipped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted September 6, 2004 Valium. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Markme123 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2004 Sorry, but when you say you're thinking of "busting out some PURO" and wanting to use a Triangle Choke it sounds hilarious. "GODDAMN THAT PUSSYWHIPPED MOTHERLESS FUCK!!! I NEED MORE TITTAHSSS!! SERIOUSLY GUYS, I'M CONSIDERING GOING OVER AND LOCKING HIM IN A CROSS-ARM BREAKER!! OH GOD. SWEET JESUS, GUYS HELP ME I HOPE I DON'T DO SOMETHING I'MA REGRET LIKE GIVING HIM A SWIFT TIGER DRIVER '91~! I CAN'T GO TO JAIL!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulfistgut 0 Report post Posted September 6, 2004 "We need to talk and its a response you might not like..." Surely you'd have to be pretty slow on the uptake not to realise what that meant. And that it's not worth leaving a Bikini Contest early to go and get dumped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted September 6, 2004 Valium. I concur on behalf of the Northern and Western Hemispheres. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 "We need to talk and its a response you might not like..." Surely you'd have to be pretty slow on the uptake not to realise what that meant. And that it's not worth leaving a Bikini Contest early to go and get dumped. He is co-dependent, lonely, has self-esteem problems, is a bitch that runs away from conflicts, did I mention he is highly impressionable. The second a woman talks to him he thinks he is going to get married. Valium. I don't do drugs hm....kay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 Right now I have a vein in my forehead throbing and the lil devil on my shoulder telling me to KILL KILL KILL USE THE TRIANGLE CHOKE OR KEYLOCK BUTTERS ARMS SO HE COULD NOT MASTERBATE! Uh, it's all gooey! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BDC Report post Posted September 7, 2004 You shoulda walked him back in, sat him down and told him that THIS was the way to get over his crazy ex. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted September 7, 2004 Your friend ruined it, kick his ass! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
