I'm now taking bets on a Miller v. Carter duel

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/a...r/carter_miller

 

Former President Jimmy Carter is accusing fellow Georgia Democrat Zell Miller of "unprecedented disloyalty" for the senator's speech at the Republican convention.

 

In a letter sent over the weekend, Carter also called Miller's speech "rabid and mean-spirited."

 

"By now, there are many of us loyal Democrats who feel uncomfortable in seeing that you have chosen the rich over the poor, unilateral pre-emptive war over a strong nation united with others for peace, lies and obfuscation over the truth and the political technique of character assassination as a way to win elections or to garner a few moments of applause,"

 

Carter's office declined to release the letter Tuesday, but Miller's office confirmed the contents.

 

I bet that Carter has a lot of repressed rage that he could unleash if given the opportunity.

 

Carter will hit him like he's an Ayatollah.

 

In December, Miller called Carter a friend of more than 40 years who had written him at least a dozen personal notes.

 

"Half of them are giving me hell, and the other half are bragging on me," he said. "So, I figure I'm doing OK batting .500 with Jimmy Carter."

 

To some people, that's too high of an average.

 

BTW, why did Zell remain Lieutenant Governor for Sixteen years? He must have felt like a bridesmaid for at least two of those terms.

[Guest MikeSC]

Former President Jimmy Carter is accusing fellow Georgia Democrat Zell Miller of "unprecedented disloyalty" for the senator's speech at the Republican convention.

 

In a letter sent over the weekend, Carter also called Miller's speech "rabid and mean-spirited."

 

"By now, there are many of us loyal Democrats who feel uncomfortable in seeing that you have chosen the rich over the poor, unilateral pre-emptive war over a strong nation united with others for peace, lies and obfuscation over the truth and the political technique of character assassination as a way to win elections or to garner a few moments of applause,"

 

Carter's office declined to release the letter Tuesday, but Miller's office confirmed the contents. 

I bet that Carter has a lot of repressed rage that he could unleash if given the opportunity.

 

Carter will hit him like he's an Ayatollah.

Carter accusing ANYBODY else of "disloyalty"?

 

Just checking, this is the same Carter that personally lobbied countries to oppose the first Gulf War, right? The one who made a deal with N. Korea without Clinton's request or permission, right?

 

And if Carter was going to hit him like he "was the ayatollah" --- wouldn't that mean he'd have to sell out somebody else, then so completely fuck up the situation afterwards that it becomes a historical joke?

-=Mike

...Jimmy, stick to building houses and let the things that require thought be handled by those infinitely more qualified...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

I think he means "Disloyalty to the Democratic party"

 

There are still "Yellow Dog Democrats" out there

[Guest MikeSC]

I think he means "Disloyalty to the Democratic party"

 

There are still "Yellow Dog Democrats" out there

Again, this is the same Carter that made deals in N. Korea without Clinton's request OR blessing?

-=Mike

...Carter: The beer goggles President...

[Guest Salacious Crumb]

Like Carter's one to talk. He's made a career out of giving the current President a hard time about something.

 

And wouldn't Carter be disloyal to his own party for all the crap he did to Clinton?

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

What Zell Miller is doing is sorta like if you're a Clemson resident and you go out to cheer for the Gamecocks. A lot of American party loyalty is similar to sporting teams.

 

What Carter claimed was that he was "Disloyal to the Democratic Party", not "Disloyal to America".

 

 

But, Zell dresses better than he did back in the day.

[Guest MikeSC]

Hell, I'll say it --- the only person guilty of disloyalty as of late --- is Jimmy Carter.

-=Mike

[Guest MikeSC]

What Zell Miller is doing is sorta like if you're a Clemson resident and you go out to cheer for the Gamecocks. A lot of American party loyalty is similar to sporting teams.

Bah, if you're a Clemson resident rooting for the Cocks, it simply shows ya got taste.

-=Mike

[Styles 0]

JIMMY CARTER, I'M TIRED OF YOUR SISSY BOY SPITBALL HURLIN' INSULTS. IF YOU WANT SOME OF THE Z, YOU BEST BE READY TO DUEL!

 

You sayin' you want a piece of this? Let's throw down right now!

 

LIKE YOU'D HAVE THE BALLS, YOU LIBERAL PEACE MONGERING FOOL. WHAT WOULD YOU USE AS A WEAPON? PEANUTS!?!

 

You just wait right there, while I go make sure this thing is unilaterally agreed upon first!

 

 

Well, Zell it looks like I lusted in my heart and nearly succomed to the urges of violence. After talking it over with the U.N., I have decided it would be best to enter into diplomatic talks with you.

 

You've GOT to be shittin' me!

 

No...I'm afraid I...just don't have a spine...

 

Well, looks like I've done it again...first Howard Dean, now Jimmy Carter. Where there's traitorous, terrorist loving scum threatening our securities, Zell Miller will be there to duel them...and Zell Miller never loses a duel.

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

What Zell Miller is doing is sorta like if you're a Clemson resident and you go out to cheer for the Gamecocks. A lot of American party loyalty is similar to sporting teams.

Bah, if you're a Clemson resident rooting for the Cocks, it simply shows ya got taste.

-=Mike

And it shows that you're not discouraged easily either.

[Guest MikeSC]

What Zell Miller is doing is sorta like if you're a Clemson resident and you go out to cheer for the Gamecocks. A lot of American party loyalty is similar to sporting teams.

Bah, if you're a Clemson resident rooting for the Cocks, it simply shows ya got taste.

-=Mike

And it shows that you're not discouraged easily either.

If you're rooting for Carolina, you've gotten past discouragement many, many years ago.

-=Mike

...Who remembers the 1984 S. Carolina/Navy fiasco...

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Please don't hurt me Senator Miller!

 

I'll protect you Coach Holtz!

 

We have nothing better to do, we'll fight Zell Miller!

 

BTW, the origins of the Clemson/South Carolina rivalry are.. interesting.. I'm sure every Southern state at one time had a governor who had a vendetta against the state university.

[Guest MikeSC]

You forgot to do Lou's lisping.

-=Mike

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

yeah, I could fix that on an edit. I did edit in "Hootie and the Blowfish" too.

 

I'd imagine a Zell Miller v. Hootie and the Blowfish fight would be interesting

[Styles 0]

yeah, I could fix that on an edit. I did edit in "Hootie and the Blowfish" too.

 

I'd imagine a Zell Miller v. Hootie and the Blowfish fight would be interesting

You're on your own for that one!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

 

Zell Miller.. I'll revive my career by unleashing my fists on your face!

 

 

I'll stick this up your ass!

 

I'd imagine that if Zell gets really mad, he would pummel University of Florida graduate and Matthew Perry lookalike Joe Scarborough.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Who's ready for war?

We are, we are!

 

Now hold on there just a second...

 

I said, "WHO'S READY FOR WAR?"

 

Oh good, an oppertunity to make money. Hold on, let me get the camera.

 

¿Who's se preparó para la guerra?

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG HE SPEAKS SPANISH!

Yeah, the crowds eat that one up all the time.

 

I'd like to just get a word in here if I could...

 

Traitor!

 

Hold on, I'll get to you in a minute. Hey! You guys listeninig to Geo...

 

John Kerry shot girls and animals for fun in Vietnam!

[Jobber of the Week 0]

No, really. That's not what really happened. What happened was...

 

WHO WANTS SOME WAR GRITS?

 

Oh man, that looks like a lot of you. I don't know if we have that much grits to go around.

 

You know, I'd bitch-slap you if I wasn't so busy diggin' my own grave.

 

Whateva'. You jess' jealous.

 

Read the sign, bitch!

 

My flag is bigger than yours!

 

My flag is bigger than everybody's.

 

Now hold on a minute. Your flag is big, but did you ever consider putting a desk in front of it? I have done studies and found that it increases your chance of getting blown.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

Whoa! That's a really neat idea! Thanks, but that attracts fat chicks, and if you haven't noticed my wife lately and compared how she looked in the 80s, I prefer 'em bone thin.

 

More coushin for the pushin', how I always see it.

 

Hey guys! Hey, hello! Remember??? YO!

 

You aren't an issue anymore. TAX CUTS IS!

[MrRant 0]

 

YARG~!

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I thought Zell was a Gov for 8 and a Lt Gov for 8

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

Nah, he was Governor from 1991 to 1999 and Lieutenant Governor from 1975 to 1991.

 

"He was once a lieutenant governor – but he didn't stay in that office 16 years, like someone else I know. It just took two years before the people of Massachusetts moved him into the United States Senate in 1984." - Zell Miller on John Kerry

[Dr. Tom 0]

You know, I'd bitch-slap you if I wasn't so busy diggin' my own grave.

Awesome.

 

And true.

[Slayer 0]

Slapnuts and Jobber rock when it comes to those picture comments

 

Keep up the good work

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Carter v. Zell? Zell would beat Carter so bad that it would make the '64 election look like the '00 election...

[Toshiaki Koala 0]

 

YARG~!

It's YEARG. YEARG. Fucking dumbass.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Carter v. Zell? Zell would beat Carter so bad that it would make the '64 election look like the '00 election...

I would more compare it to Reagan/Mondale honestly.

 

Completely one-sided

 

Carter's such a pacifist he'd probably talk himself to death

[Guest MikeSC]

Carter v. Zell? Zell would beat Carter so bad that it would make the '64 election look like the '00 election...

I would more compare it to Reagan/Mondale honestly.

 

Completely one-sided

 

Carter's such a pacifist he'd probably talk himself to death

I dunno. Didn't McKinley win pretty handidly in 1900?

-=Mike

[Styles 0]

Carter v. Zell? Zell would beat Carter so bad that it would make the '64 election look like the '00 election...

I would more compare it to Reagan/Mondale honestly.

 

Completely one-sided

 

Carter's such a pacifist he'd probably talk himself to death

I dunno. Didn't McKinley win pretty handidly in 1900?

-=Mike

You trying to start something?

 

YOU THINK YOUR SO COOL IN YOUR BLACK IN WHITE? ZELL CAN PLAY THAT GAME TOO! YOU BEST BE READY FOR A DUEL, SON.

 

We can do it in color too, my good sir.

 

TO START, I REQUEST A SHOW OF PATRIOTISM. MY PATRIOTISM IS UNQUESTIONED! BEHOLD THE FLAG I EMBRACE!

 

Yeah, I can do that too

 

ENOUGH OF THIS, DO YOU WANT TO DUEL OR NOT?

 

Meet me at dusk at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo, that is if you have the spine

 

[Styles 0]

Your late, Mr. Miller...

 

WHATEVER, HIPPY LET'S THROWDOWN!.

 

 

Holy Shit.

 

It's not your fault Zell. How were you to know some crazy terrorist loving scum would be planning an ambush assasination on William Mckinley? You just wanted a gentelmenly duel, not...not this. It was the course of history, and you can't let this deter you from your greater puropse, Duelin' all those who would dare tramble on the good name of Zell Miller...and the greatest country in this world, the USA.