I almost had sex with a fat chick last night.

[Bruiser Chong 0]

I guess we'll never know.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Yeah, it was a jab at stardust.

 

So does this mean Max forgives CJ for the whole "stab yourself in the face" thing? 'cuz it was kinda funny, really.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Hilarious, more like. Completely crossing the line in beautiful fashion. Biggest bullshit banning ever.

[the max 0]

I don't really remember the comment that he made, I know that at that time she and I were just getting started, so I felt like it was appropriate for me to step in and tell him off.

 

Now? I don't particularly care. She's fair game.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

In that case, why did you two split? The real reason. As long as it isn't lame.

[the max 0]

It kind of is lame.

 

It's what's gone on after the breakup that has me pissed off. I don't really feel like going into it on here either...

[Bruiser Chong 0]

Oh, but you must. I didn't invest 11 minutes into this thread for a copout ending like that.

[alfdogg 0]

...or physically abusive to women?

Slayer's joke was better

[UseTheSledgehammerUh 0]

Get some pictures of this girl and let us see.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Max, if you provide nudie pics, I will drive to wherever you are in Florida and buy you a beer. An expensive beer, too.