The OAO Raw IS Diva SearcHHH thread

[razazteca 0]

Hey, head writer Paul Heyman! This is where 911 comes in.

Don't you mean KANE

[Ted the Poster 0]

Here comes Nidia!

 

*semi-bounce* *semi-bounce*

Corrected for implantage.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Why the fuck didn't he say "3 minutes" right there?

 

They had the commercial break. It would have been perfect.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Well the Kane joke seems to be well-established now.

[jester 0]

Bischoff: "Ladies, you're all going to face.....KANE!!!"

"...and then, you're all banned from the building...INDEFINATELY!"

[DerangedHermit 0]

Well the Kane joke seems to be well-established now.

For that wisecrack, you will face........KANE!

[LooseCannon25 0]

Well the Kane joke seems to be well-established now.

I think they're trying to say

 

 

Here comes KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

 

 

Or something like that

[The Czech Republic 0]

Why are you staring into the scanner, you asshat? There aren't treasures under there...

[razazteca 0]

This would be perfect for Tomko to play the 911 role but will Paul E. do it?

[Guest fanofcoils]

>who exactly in the WWE do you like. I mean, it seems you don't like good matches..you don't like gimmicks/characters..so are you just the regular WWE hater that likes to complain or something?

 

I don't like good matches, I like good matches that mean something. I like gimmicks/characters, Orton does not have one other than the heel in Evolution who was kicked out and wants revenge, that does not make him a good guy. Orton was never super cool like the Rock. He was a much lesser degree cool, and he is much less over now. Benoit, Jericho, RVD, Cena, etc > Orton in popularity.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I miss Fake Leg, that was another good running gag

[DMann2003 0]

Okay the next one of us who goes to a live televised events has to take a sign that says-

 

TONIGHT

 

YOU FACE...

 

KANE!!!!!

[Rob E Dangerously 0]

if Bischoff goes off to work on his TV show some more, they should make Kane the GM of RAW.

[The Mandarin 0]

Silly Mark Lloyd, he thinks we want to go to Ottawa to see a SmackDown house show.

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Orton was never super cool like the Rock. He was a much lesser degree cool, and he is much less over now. Benoit, Jericho, RVD, Cena, etc > Orton in popularity.

Where were you six months ago?

[The Czech Republic 0]

Okay the next one of us who goes to a live televised events has to take a sign that says-

 

TONIGHT

 

YOU FACE...

 

KANE!!!!!

We need "YOU FACE....KAAAAAANE!" "SENSIBLE RANDY ORTON" and something else if we go to shows

[razazteca 0]

I wonder if any implants will explode during this match.

[LooseCannon25 0]

Okay the next one of us who goes to a live televised events has to take a sign that says-

 

TONIGHT

 

YOU FACE...

 

KANE!!!!!

that'd be funny

[The Czech Republic 0]

JR just recapped "Orton popped out of an exploding cake" and I just laughed and laughed.

 

 

OKAY JIM! HE DID NOT LITERALLY INTIMIDATE HIM! Learn how to use the word literally!

[Guest fanofcoils]

Where were you six months ago?

 

Six months ago regarding what?

[DMann2003 0]

Why are you staring into the scanner, you asshat? There aren't treasures under there...

Are you kidding. I work at a grocery store. Do you know how much money gets dropped down the scanner/belt?

 

$4.83 (I counted)

[The Czech Republic 0]

They want tables?

[Exslade ZX 0]

What are they chanting?

 

"We want..."

[The Mandarin 0]

Somebody needs to bring a sign that says

 

"Facing Kane tonight

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V"

[DerangedHermit 0]

JR just recapped "Orton popped out of an exploding cake" and I just laughed and laughed.

I read that as "Orton pooped out of an exploding cake"

[GreatWhiteNope 0]

Where were you six months ago?

 

Six months ago regarding what?

You would have been in good company.

[Lil' Bitch 0]

I miss Molly's hair and God damn Victoria has a smoking outfit!

[Guest Quik]

Yeah, Victoria's ass definantly got bigger.

[Guest fanofcoils]

You would have been in good company.

 

Regarding what?

[DMann2003 0]

Okay the next one of us who goes to a live televised events has to take a sign that says-

 

TONIGHT

 

YOU FACE...

 

KANE!!!!!

that'd be funny

We could get it going like other crowd spots like "WHAT" "WOOOO" and "TWO"

 

Everytime someone on the show starts out saying "tonight you're gonna face/it's gonna be xxxx vs/It'll be you vs/etc the crowd shouts "KANE!!!"