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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Holy shit I musta been drunk when I made those picks. I thought they were different. FUCK.

 

I still think i won though. N.O didn't cover the spread.

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St. Louis (Cerebus 316 0-1) at Atlanta (Lightning Flik 1-0)

DIFF: JAX/DEN, TEN/IND, BAL/PIT, NYG/WAS, DAL/CLE, AZ/NE, SD/NYJ, PHI/MIN, 15/23

I'm now 1-1 on the season as I lost against Cerebus's blank picks. Dammit. Although I can win the Min/PHI game, I lose on Tiebreaker. Dammit it all.

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Insta-results -- winners in boldface:

(Bob, be thankful I am sticking to my deadline this season and went with your ep's...)

 

Carolina at Kansas City (6.5) 28-17

Chicago at Green Bay (7.5) 21-10

Denver (3.5) at Jacksonville 6-7

Houston at Detroit (2.5) 16-28

Indianapolis at Tennessee (1.5) 31-17

Pittsburgh at Baltimore (3.5) 31-17

San Francisco at New Orleans (6.5) 27-30

St. Louis at Atlanta (1.5) 17-34

Washington (3.5) at N.Y. Giants 14-20

Seattle (2.5) at Tampa Bay 10-6

Buffalo at Oakland (3.5) 10-13

Cleveland at Dallas (3.5) 12-19

New England (7.5) at Arizona 23-12

N.Y. Jets (3.5) at San Diego 34-28

Miami at Cincinnati (3.5) 13-16

Minnesota at Philadelphia (3.5) 16-27

 

Kansas City (No Good Nick 1-1) d. Carolina (Fazzle 0-2) 7-5

CAR: CAR/GB/DEN/HOU/TEN/BAL/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/BUF/CLE/NE/SD/CIN/MIN/20

KC: KC/GB/DEN/DET/IND/BAL/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/CLE/NE/NYJ/CIN/PHI/28

DIFF: CAR/KC, HOU/DET, TEN/IND, BUF/OAK, SD/NYJ, MIN/PHI, 20/28

 

Chicago (Agent of Oblivion 1-1) d Green Bay (Vitamin X 1-1) 10-8

CHI: CAR/CHI/DEN/DET/IND/BAL/NO/ATL/WAS/SEA/OAK/DAL/AZ/NYJ/CIN/PHI/17

GB: KC/CHI/JAX/DET/IND/PIT/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/DAL/AZ/NYJ/CIN/PHI/24

DIFF: CAR/KC, DEN/JAX, BAL/PIT, ATL/STL, 17/24

 

Jacksonville (Always Pissed Off 1-1) d Denver (Canadian Chris 1-1) 8-5

DEN: KC/GB/DEN/DET/IND/PIT/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/CLE/NE/NYJ/CIN/MIN/34

JAX: CAR/GB/DEN/HOU/IND/PIT/SF/ATL/WAS/SEA/BUF/CLE/AZ/SD/MIA/PHI/24 (ep)

DIFF: KC/CAR, DET/HOU, NO/SF, STL/ATL, OAK/BUF, NE/AZ, NYJ/SD, CIN/MIA, MIN/PHI

 

Houston (Bored 1-1) d Detroit (Bravesfan 1-1) 10-8

HOU: KC/CHI/JAX/DET/IND/BAL/SF/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/MIN/17

DET: KC/GB/DEN/DET/IND/BAL/SF/STL/WAS/SEA/BUF/DAL/NE/SD/CIN/MIN/20

DIFF: CHI/GB, JAX/DEN, OAK/BUF, NYJ/SD, 17/20

 

Tennessee (Chuck Woolery 2-0) d Indianapolis (No Cal Mike 1-1) 6-4

IND: KC/GB/DEN/HOU/IND/PIT/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/CLE/NE/NYJ/CIN/MIN/24

TEN: CAR/GB/DEN/HOU/IND/BAL/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/BUF/CLE/AZ/NYJ/CIN/MIN/14

DIFF: KC/CAR, PIT/BAL, OAK/BUF, NE/AZ, 24/14

 

Pittsburgh (Tyler McClelland 2-0) d Baltimore (Dr. Tom 0-2) 7-7 (4- :angry: )

PIT: CAR/GB/DEN/HOU/IND/PIT/SF/STL/WAS/SEA/BUF/CLE/NE/SD/CIN/PHI/17

BAL: CAR/GB/JAX/HOU/IND/PIT/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/MIN/ :angry:

DIFF: DEN/JAX, SF/NO, BUF/OAK, CLE/DAL, SD/NYJ, PHI/MIN, 17/ :angry:

 

San Francisco (Agent Bond 34 1-1) d New Orleans (A Mike SC 0-2) 8+6

SF: KC/GB/DEN/HOU/IND/BAL/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/DAL/NE/NYJ/MIA/PHI/16

NO: KC/GB/JAX/HOU/IND/BAL/NO/ATL/WAS/TB/OAK/CLE/NE/NYJ/CIN/MIN/27

DIFF: DEN/JAX, STL/ATL, SEA/TB, OAK/CLE, DAL/CLE, MIA/CIN, PHI/MIN

 

St. Louis (Cerebus 316 1-1) d Atlanta (Lightning Flik 1-1) 7-5

STL: KC/GB/JAX/DET/TEN/BAL/NO/ATL/NYG/TB/OAK/DAL/AZ/SD/CIN/PHI/15 (ep)

ATL: KC/GB/DEN/DET/IND/PIT/NO/ATL/WAS/TB/OAK/CLE/NE/NYJ/CIN/MIN/23

DIFF: JAX/DEN, TEN/IND, BAL/PIT, NYG/WAS, DAL/CLE, AZ/NE, SD/NYJ, PHI/MIN, 15/23

 

N.Y. Giants (Cartman 2-0) d Washington (Human Fly 0-2) 6-5

WAS: KC/GB/DEN/HOU/TEN/BAL/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/PHI/22

NYG: CAR/GB/DEN/DET/IND/PIT/SF/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/DAL/AZ/SD/CIN/MIN/27

DIFF: KC/CAR, HOU/DET, TEN/IND, BAL/PIT, NO/SF, NE/AZ, NYJ/SD, PHI/MIN, 22/27

 

Seattle (Mr. Rant 2-0) d Tampa Bay (Starvenger 1-1) 9-7

SEA: KC/GB/DEN/DET/IND/BAL/NO/ATL/WAS/SEA/BUF/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/MIN/21

TB: KC/GB/DEN/HOU/IND/BAL/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/BUF/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/MIN/13

DIFF: DET/HOU, ATL/STL, 21/13

 

Buffalo (Bob Barron 2-0) d Oakland (The Bitch 0-2) 8-7

BUF: KC/GB/DEN/DET/TEN/BAL/NO/ATL/WAS/SEA/OAK/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/PHI/20 (ep)

OAK: CAR/GB/DEN/HOU/IND/PIT/SF/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/CLE/NE/NYJ/CIN/PHI/24

DIFF: KC/CAR, DET/HOU, TEN/IND, BAL/PIT, NO/SF, ATL/SF, DAL/CLE

 

Dallas (BX 1-1) d Cleveland (sfa Jack 1-1) 11-6

CLE: KC/GB/DEN/HOU/IND/PIT/SF/STL/WAS/TB/OAK/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/PHI/16

DAL: KC/GB/JAX/DET/IND/BAL/SF/ATL/WAS/SEA/BUF/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/MIN/20

DIFF: DEN/JAX, HOU/DET, PIT/BAL, STL/ATL, TB/SEA, OAK/BUF, PHI/MIN

 

Arizona (Vern Gagne 2-0) d New England (nl5xsk1 0-2) 8-8 (4-15)

NE: KC/GB/DEN/HOU/IND/BAL/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/BUF/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/PHI/38

AZ: KC/GB/DEN/DET/IND/BAL/NO/ATL/WAS/SEA/OAK/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/MIN/8

DIFF: HOU/DET, STL/ATL, BUF/OAK, PHI/MIN, 38/8

 

San Diego (Slasher Flick 2-0) d N.Y. Jets (Gert T 0-2) 10-5

NYJ: KC/GB/DEN/DET/IND/PIT/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/CLE/NE/NYJ/CIN/MIN/24

SD: CAR/GB/DEN/DET/IND/PIT/NO/ATL/WAS/SEA/BUF/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/PHI/21

DIFF: KC/CAR, STL/ATL, OAK/BUF, CLE/DAL, MIN/PHI

 

Cincinnati (Swift Terror 2-0) d Miami (Spaceman Spiff 0-2) 8-7

MIA: KC/GB/DEN/DET/IND/PIT/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/OAK/DAL/NE/NYJ/CIN/PHI/14

CIN: CAR/GB/DEN/HOU/IND/PIT/SF/STL/WAS/SEA/BUF/CLE/NE/NYJ/CIN/PHI/28 (ep)

DIFF: KC/CAR, DET/HOU, NO/SF, OAK/BUF, DAL/CLE

 

Philadelphia (MD 2020 1-1) d Minnesota (La Parka Marka 1-1) 9-7

MIN: CAR/CHI/DEN/DET/IND/PIT/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/BUF/CLE/AZ/NYJ/CIN/MIN/28

PHI: KC/GB/DEN/HOU/IND/BAL/NO/STL/WAS/SEA/BUF/DAL/NE/NYJ/MIA/PHI/24

DIFF: CAR/KC, CHI/GB, DET/HOU, PIT/BAL, CLE/DAL, AZ/NE, CIN/MIA, MIN/PHI, 28/24

Posted
Fucking 3.5 point spreads.

Indeed. The spawn of Satan.

 

And is it me, or are good players fumbling a lot this season?

-=Mike

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I fucking HATE being honest ...

 

kkk, I should be 0-2. I was 0-1 going into this weekend, and lost again. You have me as 1-1. When you get the chance, feel free to edit me back to the winless schlub that I am.

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Fucking 3.5 point spreads.

One problem with listing the early lines is spreads can go up or down between Monday and Friday. Not saying KKK should wait or even allow for people to pick different spreads. Just an observation.

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Oh deal with it, hippie. If I waited to give the odds, then people would bitch that I'm only giving 12 or so hours to make their picks. Besides my spreads aren't the "official" spreads anyway -- I take what the Vegas line gives and add my own special "touch" just to piss you off even more.

 

Two weeks in, and the picks are a lot more diverse than last year's. I'm digging the spread...

Guest Vitamin X
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Funny how our pick'em team records almost exactly mirror the actual NFL's...

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Call me a Hippie bitch! Fucking Yippe, learn how to run your contest.

You're out of line, Private, err, Sgt. First Class, err, Guy Who Loads Ammo Into The Tank!

 

What are you crying about anyway? You're 2-0, thanks in part to my "emergency pick" system.

 

Don't be such a Girlie Man...

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BTW, Colonel, my emergency tiebreaker score was submitted to you via PM, so you can ditch the frownie-face if I don't explicity list one.

 

Bloody point spread. I was 11-5 picking games without the spread in my column. This is why I don't bet on football...

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PM sent, General, so not to show dissention within the ranks...

 

AFC EAST

 

Buffalo Bills (bob_barron) 2-0 <PF: 16, PA: 15, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-0, Div: 0-0>

 

New York Jets (Gert T) 0-2 <PF: 10, PA: 17, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-0, Div: 0-0>

 

New England Patriots (nl5xsk1) 0-2 <PF: 14, PA: 18, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 0-1, Div: 0-0>

 

Miami Dolphins (Spaceman Spiff) 0-2 <PF: 14, PA: 17, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-0, Div: 0-0>

 

AFC NORTH

 

Pittsburgh Steelers (Tyler McClelland) 2-0 <PF: 16, PA: 16, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-0>

 

Cincinnati Bengals (Swift Terror) 2-0 <PF: 15, PA: 12, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-0>

 

Cleveland Browns (sfaJack) 1-1 <PF: 15, PA: 19, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 1-0>

 

Baltimore Ravens (Dr. Tom) 0-2 <PF: 15, PA: 16, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-1>

 

AFC SOUTH

 

Tennessee Titans (Chuck Woolery) 2-0 <PF: 15, PA: 11, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-0>

 

Jacksonville Jaguars (Always Pissed Off) 1-1 <PF: 16, PA: 13, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-0>

 

Houston Texans (Bored) 1-1 <PF: 17, PA: 17, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-0>

 

Indianapolis Colts (NoCal Mike) 1-1 <PF: 14, PA: 12, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-1>

 

AFC WEST

 

San Diego Chargers (Slasher Flick) 2-0 <PF: 19, PA: 12, AFC: 2-0, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-0>

 

Denver Broncos (Canadian Chris) 1-1 <PF: 14, PA: 17, AFC: 1-1, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 1-0>

 

Kansas City Chiefs (nogoodnick) 1-1 <PF: 16, PA: 14, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 0-1>

 

Oakland Raiders (The Bitch) 0-2 <PF: 16, PA: 17, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-0, DIV: 0-0>

 

NFC EAST

 

New York Giants (Cartman) 2-0 <PF: 14, PA: 12, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 2-0>

 

Dallas Cowboys (BX) 1-1 <PF: 16, PA: 15, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-0>

 

Philadelphia Eagles (MD2020) 1-1 <PF: 16, PA: 15, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-1>

 

Washington Redskins (Human Fly) 0-2 <PF: 11, PA: 16, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 0-2 DIV: 0-1>

 

NFC NORTH

 

Detroit Lions (bravesfan) 1-1 <PF: 18, PA: 15, AFC: 0-1, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-0>

 

Chicago Bears (Agent of Oblivion) 1-1 <PF: 15, PA: 18, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 1-1>

 

Minnesota Vikings (LaParkaMarka) 1-1 <PF: 16, PA: 14, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-0>

 

Green Bay Packers (Vitamin X) 1-1 <PF: 16, PA: 12, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-1>

 

NFC SOUTH

 

Tampa Bay Buccaneers (starvenger) 1-1 <PF: 17, PA: 15, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-0>

 

Atlanta Falcons (Lightning Flik) 1-1 <PF: 14, PA: 15, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-0>

 

Carolina Panthers (Fazzle) 0-2 <PF: 7, PA: 15, AFC: 0-2, NFC: 0-1, DIV: 0-0>

 

New Orleans Saints (A/The Mike SC) 0-2 <PF: 14, PA: 16, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 0-2, DIV: 0-0>

 

NFC WEST

 

Seattle Seahawks (Mr. Rant) 2-0 <PF: 17, PA: 15, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 2-0, DIV: 0-0>

 

Arizona Cardinals (Vern Gagne) 2-0 <PF: 15, PA: 14, AFC: 1-0, NFC: 1-0, DIV: 1-0>

 

San Francisco 49ers (Agent Bond34) 1-1 <PF: 16, PA: 15, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-1>

 

St. Louis Rams (cerebus316) 1-1 <PF: 13, PA: 12, AFC: 0-0, NFC: 1-1, DIV: 0-1>

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