The Czech Republic Posted September 18, 2004 Report Posted September 18, 2004 We have been informed that The Czech Republic is about to hit a milestone that not many TSMers can say they have attained: 8000 posts at The Smart Marks. This will put him in an elite class with such posters as RavishingRickRudo, Anglesault, and Incandenza, who is considered an "asterisk post-whore" by TSM purists. That's right. Experts predict that DA CHIZZ-ECK~! will drop eight to twelve posts a night, if he can keep that up, he should be at the eight triple oh in NO time. Boo-yeah! Of course, here at Postwhorecenter, we'll be keeping you updated with every TCR post, hoping that it is THE ONE that puts him over the limit. No matter what time of day, what else is going on, we'll be there with comprehensive team coverage of this milestone. Now stay tuned here in Hardcore Discussion for "Who's #1? The Best Moments Of Hardcore Discussion." Number Twenty-f-nu-nu-nu-number twent-NUMBER TWENTY-FIVE...
alfdogg Posted September 18, 2004 Report Posted September 18, 2004 If it cuts away from my Yankees-Red Sox game, there will be some hell to pay.
Giuseppe Zangara Posted September 19, 2004 Report Posted September 19, 2004 I'm pretty sure I have 8000 legit posts, if that makes you feel better.
DerangedHermit Posted September 19, 2004 Report Posted September 19, 2004 Chris "I Fucking Suck" Berman?
DerangedHermit Posted September 19, 2004 Report Posted September 19, 2004 I'm pretty sure I have 8000 legit posts, if that makes you feel better. How many illegitimate children?
Slayer Posted September 19, 2004 Report Posted September 19, 2004 CZECH REPUBLIC DID NOT EARN HIS POST COUNT. HE STEPPED OVER MUCH MORE DESERVING BLACK POSTERS TO ACHIEVE THIS MILESTONE. CZECH SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF WHAT HE BRINGS TO TSM.
The Czech Republic Posted September 19, 2004 Author Report Posted September 19, 2004 There is only one poster that can achieve 8000 posts this October, and his name is the Los Angeles Lakers. And by the way, rumors of me being an evil ogre in disguise are greatly exaggerated.
Slayer Posted September 19, 2004 Report Posted September 19, 2004 IT IS CLEAR TO SEE WHY THE LAKERS ARE THE BEST TEAM NOT ONLY IN THE NBA, BUT IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY Au contraire, my outspoken friend, rather, it is what we DON'T see that makes the Lakers the best, in my opinion. I UNDERSTAND. NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO RED LOBSTER WITH ISAIAH THOMAS Throw the shrimp down, big man, throw it down THE GRILLED SALMON WILL BE A SENSIBLE CHOICE That's it Stephen, tonight you're facing.... KAAAAAAANE! (credit to TCR as well as myself for this post)
Steviekick Posted September 19, 2004 Report Posted September 19, 2004 ALL THIS TALK OF KANE TALK IS BIASED!!! YOU PEOPLE DON'T RESPECT MY FIGHTABILITY, LET ALONE BARON DAVIS...HELL, I WOULDN'T WANNA BE IN A TOWN FULL OF THOSE GUMBO EATING HICKS! I AIN'T FIGHING NO WEIRD BALD GUY! What do you mean? This is a blatant disregard to the authority of this league. YOU BETTA CALL OFF KANE OR SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN TO YOUR SON! Dad!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help!!!!!!
MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 19, 2004 Report Posted September 19, 2004 All of this over 8000 posts? zzzzz
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