Vanhalen Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 And I blame each and every one of you motherfuckers(apart from AMikeSC and The Czech Republic)
Renegade Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 Just shave the rest off and become a slaphead.
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 I'm not going to make fun of you because I know the moment I do half of my full head of (graying) hair will be on the floor the next time I take a shower...
Use Your Illusion Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 That's what you get for not answering my PM, bitch. Oh, and I have hair. A lot. UYI
Vanhalen Posted September 21, 2004 Author Report Posted September 21, 2004 That's what you get for not answering my PM, bitch. Apologies, PM sent
Slayer Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 Welcome to the club I shave my head, it's great... but I only recommend it if you have some kind of build. If you're a lanky limey, well.... tough shit
The Czech Republic Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 Whoa I got mentioned and I don't even know why
Fuzzy Dunlop Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 I think I'm going bald, too, honestly. My parents keep telling me that I'm pulling at the back of my head whenever I get really nervous during a Cubs or Bears game, and strongly suggested that I watch with a hat on.
TheFranchise Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 And I blame each and every one of you motherfuckers(apart from AMikeSC and The Czech Republic) What the fuck did i do? Check Fucker.
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 And I blame each and every one of you motherfuckers(apart from AMikeSC and The Czech Republic) Serves you right for liking Van Halen.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 And I blame each and every one of you motherfuckers(apart from AMikeSC and The Czech Republic) Glad to see that I somehow am in conjunction with you losing hair folicles..... stupid bald foreigners........
razazteca Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 Going to invest in some Ron Propeil Hair-in-a-Can? Or are you going to wear hats forever now? Do you have the Hogan skullet or Jerry Lawler losing it from the back look or will you go with the HBK look of growing it out long to cover up the loss in the front?
Guest Shoes Head Posted September 21, 2004 Report Posted September 21, 2004 I started going bald last year...I'm getting "alleys" instead of a receding hairline. So it's making a nice smiley face on the top of my head. I completely shaved my head when I noticed, but whenever I miss a few shaves, it's there to mock me. Very painful experience, I empathize completely. There's only one way out and that's suicide.
treble Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 Everytime I get my hair cut, they always say how thick it is and how I'll probably never go bald. So, I expect to lose all my hair by the time I turn 30. My cousin was pretty much bald in his early-20s, so he just shaves his head now.
1234-5678 Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 I always had the thinnest hair, and always kept it very short just because I hated dealing with it. Then, a couple years ago I dyed it blond. After it grew out, and I shaved it off with a one clip, I noticed it was starting to recede. So I started Bicing it, and everytime I did, the hairline went further back. Now I just use the one clip, but my hair is definitely running away from my face. I just go with the old bandanna or hat, or both and try to avoid social situations that would result in me having to take either off. Also, for some reason, the hair I do have in the front comes in very, very light blond, and the rest comes in almost black. So I look even balder.
spiny norman Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 My hair is thick and luscious. My father is 51 and is yet to bald. I'll be right.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 Actually, it heredity in hairloss is dependent on your mother's father. So if your grandfather is bald.........your fucked....
PLAGIARISM! Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 Fortunately my dad still sports an impressive mane, I think I'll be ok. Why not try an Amish beard?
Slayer Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 Both my dad and mom's dad have full heads of hair, but I got the hairloss gene anyway, so judging by your male relatives' hair isn't really accurate
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 Both my dad and mom's dad have full heads of hair, but I got the hairloss gene anyway, so judging by your male relatives' hair isn't really accurate That's how it goes for the baldness gene though....that's what I've been told by doctors..... I'm not bald.......I just work in a doctors office.
Guest MikeSC Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 And I blame each and every one of you motherfuckers(apart from AMikeSC and The Czech Republic) Bizarre, considering that I created anti-Rogaine and sprinkled everything you eat and drink with it. -=Mike
Slayer Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 Something I've thought about If bald grampa is a "guarantee" that his daughters' sons will go bald, think about a family you might know with that makeup and see if it's near 100% accuracy or not My sister-in-law's very bald dad had five girls who have had three sons so far (including my nephew). It might be interesting in the future to see what happens. Also to note, I have a cousin who shares the same situation as mine (he has full headed dad and his mom's dad is my aforementioned full headed grampa, but he's thinning).
PLAGIARISM! Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 Well, my female relatives also have their hair...basically I don't think anyone in my family I've met has been bald. Course, if I lose my hair I will shave my head and paint it on, like Phil Judd of Split Enz. They were great.
spiny norman Posted September 22, 2004 Report Posted September 22, 2004 Actually, it heredity in hairloss is dependent on your mother's father. So if your grandfather is bald.........your fucked.... Oh well, he's dead. And yes, Split Enz are freaking awesome.
MarvinisaLunatic Posted September 23, 2004 Report Posted September 23, 2004 Its a shame I lost ALL my hair before I started posting here or I would be blaming everyone here for it too.
TheFranchise Posted September 23, 2004 Report Posted September 23, 2004 Its a shame I lost ALL my hair before I started posting here or I would be blaming everyone here for it too. Dont blame me.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted September 23, 2004 Report Posted September 23, 2004 Something I've thought about If bald grampa is a "guarantee" that his daughters' sons will go bald, think about a family you might know with that makeup and see if it's near 100% accuracy or not My sister-in-law's very bald dad had five girls who have had three sons so far (including my nephew). It might be interesting in the future to see what happens. Also to note, I have a cousin who shares the same situation as mine (he has full headed dad and his mom's dad is my aforementioned full headed grampa, but he's thinning). It's not always a "Guarantee" that you will go bald if your Mom's father is. It's just that is how the gene works and if you do go bald......that's where you inherited the gene from.
Guest INXS Posted September 28, 2004 Report Posted September 28, 2004 I'm going bald too and i'm only 26!
kkktookmybabyaway Posted September 29, 2004 Report Posted September 29, 2004 It's from all that brainpower of yours...
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