Scummiest Wrestling Stories

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Yo, anyone else see the Tom Zenk sitting/hugging Johnny Ace fan-photo that they tried to steal back?

 

Funny stuff...go look.

[Guest Staravenger]

The only story that is true is the Von Erich material........ Kerry and the cheeseburger.

Sounds like Kerry pulled a Homer.

 

And all the others sound fake, although a few get a good chuckle. Anything about Jannetty is probably true, him and Michaels did some crazy shit in the 80's. On his shoot interview, he said Jerry Sags urinated on Elvis' grave, because he wanted to give him some beer.

[Zetterberg is God]

Yo, anyone else see the Tom Zenk sitting/hugging Johnny Ace fan-photo that they tried to steal back?

Gold.

[Guest Coffey]

I think that thread is stupid. Basically, they say that EVERY current WWE diva (and a majority of previous divas) are fucking gangbang sluts. Sable banged multiple dudes, Sunny banged multiple dudes, Trish banged...fucking STACY banged multiple dudes.

 

C'mon the fuck on.

[Guest Staravenger]

Obviously those are fake, but the one with a guy whacking off with a hooker sitting on a glass table while Robert Gibson watched is too funny, and will probably scar anyone who pictures it.

[Vampiro69]

The best one is the story about one of the Bushwackers sneaking into the shower with Adrian Adonis, putting his mouth around Adonis's manhood. Adonis got freaked out and Luke or Butch says that he blew his gimmick. Made me laugh for 5 minutes right there

[UseTheSledgehammerUh]

Trish was linked to fucking The Rock.

 

I believe it.

[Kapoutman]

The best thing is the guy who posted a pic of Jim Duggan with his thumbs up saying "Come on, sit on th dildo blender, tough guy!"

 

That had me laughing for about ten minutes.

[Guest Astro]

The best one is the story about one of the Bushwackers sneaking into the shower with Adrian Adonis, putting his mouth around Adonis's manhood. Adonis got freaked out and Luke or Butch says that he blew his gimmick. Made me laugh for 5 minutes right there

This must've been an indy (territory) show, since the Wackers and Adrian were in the WWF almost 2 years apart.

[Gary Floyd]

Best story in there is about Jim Duggan and his "Dildo Mixer". I guess we now know why a.)He always stuck his thumb up, and b.)why he always was shouting "HOOOOOOOOO!"

 

Most of that thread reads like the book who's cover is posted on my sig.

[AlwaysPissedOff]

That one post about Dynamite waking his wife with a gun barrel to the head and then saying "One day, it'll be loaded" convinced me without a shadow of a doubt that Dynamite was one twisted motherfucker.

[Slickster]

One of the best threads I've read in years.

[Guest whitemilesdavis]

And all the others sound fake, although a few get a good chuckle. Anything about Jannetty is probably true, him and Michaels did some crazy shit in the 80's. On his shoot interview, he said Jerry Sags urinated on Elvis' grave, because he wanted to give him some beer.

 

I don't believe that for a second. I just went to Graceland like 3 weeks ago, and not only is it always crowded, but the security is unreal. No way you're getting your weiner out in that crowd, with that security.