Guest carnage Posted September 25, 2004 Report Posted September 25, 2004 25Sept04 Dear Diary: Today is a good day. Today is an exciting day. I have just signed a contract to wrestle in the SWF Federation. This is a very joyous occasion for me because it shall allow me the opportunity to inflict pain and suffering on a large group of people with no fears of legal repercussions whatsoever. It will allow me to be financially rewarded for injuring people. This makes me very happy. It makes me smile. I don't usually smile often. I am very anxious to begin the bloodletting. I enjoy the sounds of people screaming and I can already tell I will be enjoying being an agent of destruction to this group of wrestlers. They do not understand me.They think they are better than me. They must all be forced to experience the pain that I am so willing to inflict upon them. They must be forced to taste the distinctly salty flavor of their own blood. That will make me happy as well. That will make me smile wider than ever before. But until the day arrives I will wait in the shadows. I will hide in the darkness until my opportunity arrives. I will wait until I can look in the eyes of my detractors and see the fear etched on their faces, I will withhold my fury until then, until my moment arrives... But then...
Ace309 Posted September 25, 2004 Report Posted September 25, 2004 Oooh, character motivation. That puts the nooblet one step ahead of most of the rookies.
Kaertos Posted September 25, 2004 Report Posted September 25, 2004 I just want to wish him luck. It is nice to have a few noobs in the Fed who aren't afraid to use both italics and boldface with joyous glee.
The Ill One Posted September 25, 2004 Report Posted September 25, 2004 At least he used them coherently and I really dig the promo. I couldn't resist, but nice man, this reminds me vaguely of an old school guy who'd always use the extras to help get the point across.
Ace309 Posted September 25, 2004 Report Posted September 25, 2004 Note to Carnage: We vets and retired types like to razz everyone. Don't take it personally.
Guest Suicide King Posted September 25, 2004 Report Posted September 25, 2004 (edited) It's true. It's kind of like fraternity hazing. Just wait to see what the other new guy, this "Uncle Filthy" gets. Edited September 25, 2004 by Suicide King
HollywoodSpikeJenkins Posted September 25, 2004 Report Posted September 25, 2004 This guy reminds me of someone....
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