The almighty "Myrtle Beach Mike"

[Guest MikeSC]

You need to be more unpleasant to people with WAY too much time on their hands.

            -=Mike

Shut up.

See?

-=Mike

[BX 0]

You need to be more unpleasant to people with WAY too much time on their hands.

            -=Mike

 

Says the guy with 9000 posts.

[Guest MikeSC]

You need to be more unpleasant to people with WAY too much time on their hands.

            -=Mike

 

Says the guy with 9000 posts.

I was waiting for your contribution.

 

I am, as usual with you, disappointed horribly.

-=Mike

[Art Sandusky 0]

I'm nervous to post again in this thread.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Aw man.

[Art Sandusky 0]

SHIT! Did it again! Last time, I swear.

[Art Sandusky 0]

THIS THREAD = CRACK

[EL BRUJ0 0]

"Well, I have become something that I didn't think REALLY happened to anybody. I am a guy who was beaten -- rather savagely --- by my (now ex-) fiancee. Snce July, she had beaten me 4 times. Usually, it was nothing more than slaps, an attempted kick to the groin, and hair-pulling. On Thursday, when I informed her I was, in fact, leaving town immediately, she beat me for 20 minutes straight. She smashed her portable phone over my head, opening up a rather nice-sized gash and the blood pouring down my face caused the neighbors to call the cops on my behalf." - Mike, 9/14/03

This deserves a hearty chuckle and a kudos to Mr Rob E Dangerously.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Yeah, because domestic abuse is a riot.

 

Uh-oh, my pseudo-I-beat-my-better-half-jokes can be used against me.

 

Umm, I advocated stop beating my girlfriend before I didn't advocate it...

[EL BRUJ0 0]

Yeah, because domestic abuse is a riot.

It's funny, cause it's true.

 

//Fat Tony

[Anorak 0]

"if anybody ever met me, I'd immediately be cooler than most of the people they know" - Mike, 5/12/04

Doubtful.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Believe it or not, I agree with Anorak on this one.

 

You don't say that you're cooler than most people a person knows -- if you're really cool you don't need to talk the talk...

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

Kudos Rob. You kicked Mike's ass on this one. Lets face it the guy is a moron. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. What a meanie he is!

 

 

You are gonna need a much wider shovel to dig your sorry ass out of this one cupcake. I'd suggest using the one you shovel you bullshit with in the CE folder.

 

 

Bitch.

 

 

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

I beg to differ -- I think it backfired on Rob since lord knows how much time he spent on a Saturday night doing that post...

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

Oh thats right, cuz everyone on the internet is a loser who can't get laid living in his moms basement. Oh please.

 

 

BTW, I like it when you beg. It suits you.

[Nighthawk 0]

Shut up, bitch.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

If I begged you to stop posting, would you?

 

And not everyone on the Internet is a loser -- just the ones that start threads like these. Crap, I created one of these threads, too. Oh well, I'll take one for the team on this...

[Guest MikeSC]

Kudos Rob. You kicked Mike's ass on this one. Lets face it the guy is a moron. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. What a meanie he is!

 

 

You are gonna need a much wider shovel to dig your sorry ass out of this one cupcake. I'd suggest using the one you shovel you bullshit with in the CE folder.

 

 

Bitch.

 

 

He spent hours making that thread.

 

I spent 2 minutes mocking him for having nothing better to do.

 

Yup, that was an "ass-kicking".

-=Mik

[... 0]

And not everyone on the Internet is a loser -- just the ones that start threads like these. Crap, I created one of these threads, too. Oh well, I'll take one for the team on this...

I dunno, the "RobJohnStone / World History" thread had its moments.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

They need to updgrade this board like the other ones in the smark triangle so we have an ignore function available.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

And not everyone on the Internet is a loser -- just the ones that start threads like these. Crap, I created one of these threads, too. Oh well, I'll take one for the team on this...

I dunno, the "RobJohnStone / World History" thread had its moments.

I heard stories of those Rob threads -- I'm not man enough to go in them though...

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

Kudos Rob. You kicked Mike's ass on this one. Lets face it the guy is a moron. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. What a meanie he is!

 

 

You are gonna need a much wider shovel to dig your sorry ass out of this one cupcake. I'd suggest using the one you shovel you bullshit with in the CE folder.

 

 

Bitch.

 

 

He spent hours making that thread.

 

I spent 2 minutes mocking him for having nothing better to do.

 

Yup, that was an "ass-kicking".

-=Mik

I know its sarcasm, but its as close to reality as Mike is gonna get.

 

Lets all bloviate!

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Cheesala is pretty fucking horrible.

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

and?

[Guest MikeSC]

and?

What more needs to be said?

-=Mike

[alfdogg 0]

*insert gay joke about Rob and Mike since nobody else did*

Still no one did. I'll do the honors

 

ROB E DANGEROUSLY FAPS 2 DIS

 

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/x.php

 

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

and?

What more needs to be said?

-=Mike

can't I be fucking horrible AND fucking handsome?

[... 0]

Go 3 for 3 and fuck off.

[Guest TheEdge]

Says the guy with 9000 posts.

 

Good point.

 

I was waiting for your contribution.

 

I am, as usual with you, disappointed horribly.

-=Mike

 

Ha...you're so predictable.

 

Every time somebody punks you out, you come back with the same tired grade school response. Your no-selling tactics = B-grade psychology at best. Does anybody actually buy your bullshit besides your flunkies?

 

What's next, Mike? "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you!"? I guess that would be a step up from your usual, "Youre just an idiot, your opinion doesn't matter, your post didn't faze me, I'm disappointed in you, I expected more, blah, blah, blah."

 

Very childish.

 

And it does nothing to debunk the fact that you are a hypocrite. I've got 9,000 posts that say you practically live in this folder...what do you got besides another cliche comeback?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Only in America does politics turn everyone's brain into mush.