K3rry = teh hax0rz??

[Guest Cerebus]

Watching Bush "debate" brings me back to junior high and high school. Remember those oral reports? There was always at least one slacker who just copied an encyclopedia entry or a web site onto some note cards and went up there with zero prep. No eye contact, leaning on the podium, stuttering and stammering through the whole thing, clearly no idea what he is reading. I've got a suggestion for "President" Bush: if you're going to answer every question with prepared statements that your flunkies wrote for you, at least make sure that you understand what the hell you are reading. Fucking retard.

[Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0]

Fucking cheater. I know for a fact now that I'm not voting for him.

 

 

This post brought to you by Tyler, making a conscious effort to bring less content than KKK in the near future.

[Justice 0]

Fucking cheater. I know for a fact now that I'm not voting for him.

 

 

This post brought to you by Tyler, making a conscious effort to bring less content than KKK in the near future.

Too late: Boyscout has you both beat at the moment, sadly.

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

Ah, a blithering putz thinks Bush is a fucking moron. Delicious is the irony.

-=Mike

Since you think you are qualified to make such an observation is twice as ironic. Shut up.

 

 

You got nothing. All you do is call people idoits and pretend you offer substance. Half-assed bullshit artist. Weak Mike, just plain weak.

 

At this point I hope John Kerry steals the election by rigging florida, just to show you the MEANING of irony.

 

 

I hope that tastes good to you too.

[Guest GreatOne]

Maybe BoyScout doesn't have a 'stranglehold' after all on the non-content scale after the above post..............

[Guest MikeSC]

Ah, a blithering putz thinks Bush is a fucking moron. Delicious is the irony.

      -=Mike

Since you think you are qualified to make such an observation is twice as ironic. Shut up.

Ooooh, bringing your "A" game, are ye? Why not call me "mean", too? Oh wait, that would involve you doing something original, and God knows, we can't have you doing that.

You got nothing. All you do is call people idoits and pretend you offer substance. Half-assed bullshit artist. Weak Mike, just plain weak.

Am I ruining your gimmick or something?

At this point I hope John Kerry steals the election by rigging florida, just to show you the MEANING of irony.

Because illegality is FUN!

 

Well, you are certainly competing with INXS and BoyScout as least useful person.

 

With a few more posts containing your razor-sharp wit and intense ability to make a point, you'll overtake both of them.

[snuffbox 0]

Does John Kerry have a brother in the Florida governor's mansion?

[Guest MikeSC]

Does John Kerry have a brother in the Florida governor's mansion?

No, but he has followers too dim to actually keep up with real news, rather than insanely weak innuendo.

-=Mike

[Guest GreatOne]

Does John Kerry have a brother in the Florida governor's mansion?

Hey Mike, don't forget snuff's down there 'competing' too

[Justice 0]

Does John Kerry have a brother in the Florida governor's mansion?

I dunno. He's trying to be JFK, so he has a brother-in-law in California and a cousin in Massachusetts.

[Guest MikeSC]

Does John Kerry have a brother in the Florida governor's mansion?

I dunno. He's trying to be JFK, so he has a brother-in-law in California and a cousin in Massachusetts.

I'd say he has a hot actress on the side, too --- but, come on.

-=Mike

[The Mandarin 0]

Does John Kerry have a brother in the Florida governor's mansion?

I dunno. He's trying to be JFK, so he has a brother-in-law in California and a cousin in Massachusetts.

I'd say he has a hot actress on the side, too --- but, come on.

-=Mike

Lily Munster wasn't all that hot looking.

[snuffbox 0]

Does John Kerry have a brother in the Florida governor's mansion?

Hey Mike, don't forget snuff's down there 'competing' too

Hilarity has clearly ensued

 

 

I honestly believe that the deciding votes will come from the Book Depository Building...John Kerry's shrapnel wound x-rays were developed there as well.

[Jobber of the Week 0]

At this point I hope John Kerry steals the election by rigging florida, just to show you the MEANING of irony.

Because illegality is FUN!

Agreed with Mike on this.

 

I want Bush to win the popular vote and Kerry to win the Electoral votes.

[iggymcfly 0]

As someone who thinks our troop presence in Iraq needs to be drastically reduced, and who's certainly not voting for Bush, I still think that Bush won the debate by a strong margin, and I don't get the idea that Kerry "obviously won" the debate.

 

Kerry did not get any kind of a solid agenda across; all he did was attack the president. If Kerry did anything to differentiate himself from Bush, he could have won the debate easily.

 

If he'd said, "our troop presence is too large, and that's provoking the Iraqis" or "it's ridiculous to send out our National Guard when we're not even at war", or done ANYTHING to say what he'd do differently from Bush's "terrible" actions, then I could have respected his argument more.

 

All I got out of the debate though was that Kerry wanted to criticize the president, but had no solutions of his own to change the situation.

[MrRant 0]

He has a solution.

 

he just won't reveal what the goddamn thing is.

[jesse_ewiak 0]

From those communist pinko lefties at the New York Post....

 

I guess they aren't used to a president with a memory:

 

http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/31273.htm

 

October 4, 2004 -- Was John Kerry trying to pull something at the debate last week?

That question was burning up the Internet yesterday after a slo-mo review of the footage showed the Massachusetts senator taking an object out of his right pocket before the first question.

 

<snip>

 

But the mystery was solved when The Post reviewed a Fox News Channel feed from Thursday's debate: Kerry pulled out . . . a black pen.

 

Kerry campaign spokesman David Wade remained angry at the bloggers' guilt-by-insinuation.

 

"The right-wing attack machine will say anything to steal a debate do-over," he said.

 

"We plead guilty to having a pen."

 

The Bush campaign did not comment.

[CheesalaIsGood 0]

Ah, a blithering putz thinks Bush is a fucking moron. Delicious is the irony.

      -=Mike

Since you think you are qualified to make such an observation is twice as ironic. Shut up.

Ooooh, bringing your "A" game, are ye? Why not call me "mean", too? Oh wait, that would involve you doing something original, and God knows, we can't have you doing that.

You got nothing. All you do is call people idoits and pretend you offer substance. Half-assed bullshit artist. Weak Mike, just plain weak.

Am I ruining your gimmick or something?

At this point I hope John Kerry steals the election by rigging florida, just to show you the MEANING of irony.

Because illegality is FUN!

 

Well, you are certainly competing with INXS and BoyScout as least useful person.

 

With a few more posts containing your razor-sharp wit and intense ability to make a point, you'll overtake both of them.

Gimmick? WTF are you talking about? YOU have the nerve to critique anyone on this board for being useful when 2/3 of your post are ONLY:

 

 

Someone: says something.

 

Mike: Calls them an stupid or idiotic or just crys bullshit without backing it up.

 

 

Rinse, repeat.

 

Yes, illegality IS fun. More so considering how much crying you do on this board, you'd finally have something WORTH crying about.

 

 

You wanna cry about the NYT, or anybody else with being less than credible sources without ever acknowledging that there are plenty on your side of the spectrum that slant things just as much if not more. You can't cry for objectivity when you display none yourself.

 

Useful? I don't speak for INXS or Boyscout as I do not know either guy. If you want to lump me in with some posters here for whatever reason feel free. Its just more Rinse, repeat from "USEFUL" messageboard poster A MikeSC. Could your arms be any shorter?

[Guest GreatOne]

The well-known bringer of content that Cheese is we should listen to him...........................

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

I thought you would stop posting when Bigjig did.

[Guest GreatOne]

Well it is sorta interesting that when jig stopped posting that cheese and fluffy sorta took up his slack.

[Guest MikeSC]

Gimmick? WTF are you talking about? YOU have the nerve to critique anyone on this board for being useful when 2/3 of your post are ONLY:

 

 

Someone: says something.

 

Mike: Calls them an stupid or idiotic or just crys bullshit without backing it up.

 

Rinse, repeat.

Wow, 66%? I'm surprised you didn't go for a higher percentage.

 

Hint: Just because I call ALL of your posts idiotic isn't because I say that about all contradictory posts. Just posts that are...*gasp*...idiotic and moronic.

Yes, illegality IS fun. More so considering how much crying you do on this board, you'd finally have something WORTH crying about.

You show me!

You wanna cry about the NYT, or anybody else with being less than credible sources without ever acknowledging that there are plenty on your side of the spectrum that slant things just as much if not more. You can't cry for objectivity when you display none yourself.

Considering that the "biased" sources on the right are routinely referred to as such by the left, me mentioning it seems a bit superfluous --- meanwhile, the biased sources from the left are referred to as impartial, a correction is in order.

Useful?  I don't speak for INXS or Boyscout as I do not know either guy. If you want to lump me in with some posters here for whatever reason feel free.

Thanks. Think I will.

Its just more Rinse, repeat from "USEFUL" messageboard poster A MikeSC. Could your arms be any shorter?

I suppose they could theoretically be shorter, but the actual relevance of that really lame dig would still be lost.

-=Mike

[teke184 0]

See the "Bush is the real cheater" thread for the explanantion. That thread as well as this one are closed as of now and any new attempt to discuss this without a mainstream article to back it up will result in a trip to the Whiny Bitch Folder.