the.weej 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 (edited) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF STORM! LIVE, FRIDAY OCTOBER 8TH, FROM THE *SOLD OUT* ROSE GARDEN IN PORTLAND, OREGON! (8pm PCT, 11pm EST; check local listings) Card: MAIN EVENT WORLD TITLE MATCH TITLE VERSUS CAREER Toxxic© vs Mike Van Siclen On the show before last, MVS rudely interrupted a match between Andrea Montgomery and Toxxic for the world title by smoking Toxxic with a chair. I mean, holy shit, did you see that? What a shot! Toxxic's head snapped back, like, 45 fucking degrees! Take a seat, huh? Beautiful. Um, anyway, Mike's reall full of Toxxic's egocentric bullshit, as seeing too much of himself in one man is too much for anyone to take. He laid down the challange for the world title, and Toxxic was ready to blow him off, until Mike prepared the ultimate sacrifice: His career for the Straight Edge Sensation's belt. An oppertunity a limey like Toxxic can't refuse, of course. If Mike wins, he reaches the top of the mountain after one of the most enduring careers in SWF history... but if Toxxic wins, that career is put to bed forever. Rules: Standard singles match. If Toxxic wins, Mike goes home. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: realitycheck DUMPSTER MATCH ICTV TITLE BOUT "The Icon" Max King© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix In what would definitley be considered an upset, Landon Maddix lost his ICTV championship to Max King a while back. Obviously, this is the sort of thing you can't just forgive and forget, so the eagerly anticipated rematch happens here, on Storm! And what better way to settle this than a match where someone's gotta' throw their opponent right where in belongs: In the trash! Rules: There is a dumpster up at the top of the ramp, graciously provided by our friends at Laidlaw. The man who tosses his oppnent into the dumpster and closes the lid is the winner. Word Limit: 5750 Send To: Thoth TRIPLE THREAT Andrea Montgomery vs Johnny Dangerous vs Ace Lezaire The former world champion, Johnny Dangeous, gets his first chance to take on real tough competition since his Genesis V loss to the current world champion, Toxxic! He takes on Andrea Montgomery, who faced Toxxic for the world title two shows ago and could've squeaked out a victory if not for Mike Van Siclen's interferance, and Ace Leziare, the incredibly talented Canuck who's never quite been able to duck and weave out of the midcard! There's nothing on the line here except pride, and a possible reshuffling of the main event scene. Rules: First pin wins. Word Limit: 5000 Send To: Grand Slam TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Revolution 0© vs David Cross & Christian Fury Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis beat out Hollywood Boulevard for the tag straps at Genesis, ending the single longest tag team reign in history. However, with the tag scene as it is, they're really going to have to work to have their reputation rise to that of the greats. Christian Fury and David Cross are the reigning hardcore and USJL champions, respectively, and they've been teamed up in hopes their success can carry them into the tag division... and into double gold. Rules: Standard tag team match. Don't forget the tag ropes. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: chirs3 SINGLES MATCH Evan Wolfe vs rKade Wolfe and rKade were losers last show, and they look to correct that here. It would also help if rKade remembered to send his match to the correct marker this time. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: 5_moves_of_doom SINGLES MATCH Uncle Filthy vs Carnage UNCLE~! may be becoming one of the most quickly beloved nooblets in a long time, but unfortunately, he ended up taking a spill at the hands of everyone's favourite double no-show crushing misandrist ferret/weasel hybrid. Evil-doers beware! Erm. He and his 1-1 record take on Carnage, who won his debut match with all sorts of funky bold and itallic tags. Rules: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 3500 Send To: Suicide King (Z notes: Word limits have generally been reduced, and if I couldn't think of a compelling matchup for people, I left them off the card for this one. This should give you guys an oppertunity to recuperate, and with any luck, toss in something extra for the show. Also, it's a few hours later than usual because of the time it took me to post.) (Send all stuff to Thoth) Edited October 5, 2004 by realitycheck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisMWaters 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 *Blink Blink* ...a dumpster match, hmm? Interesting. Character wise, King and Kelly won't like it, but I do. Should be interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Golgo 13 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 and if I couldn't think of a compelling matchup for people, I left them off the card for this one. This should give you guys an oppertunity to recuperate, and with any luck, toss in something extra for the show. While I appreciate the thought, it is the second straight time I haven't been booked. It's not a big deal though and I may get something in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 Time for some Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza... BONANZA Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 5, 2004 A Dumpster Match? Well, it isn't regular singles so it'll do me. To be honest, I've kinda hit overkill on singles matches a little at the moment. Should be fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Ill One 0 Report post Posted October 7, 2004 Not a bad card at all, not being booked gave me time to hammer out a promo. Good luck to all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muzz 0 Report post Posted October 8, 2004 I guess the TONY DANZA TAP DANCE EXTRAVAGANZA... BONANZA will have to go on hold as I no show this week due to my failure to read the due date correctly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites