Ask Vince McMahon a question

[Guest DeputyHawk]

- Want to ask Vince McMahon something? Now is your chance. The Rockford Register Star is letting fans ask Vince whatever they want when their reporter, Georgette Braun, interviews McMahon next week as part of the promotion for the Smackdown taping in their town on 10/17.

 

Win 'SmackDown!' tickets with questions for WWE chief

 

Vince: When are you gonna come to your senses and quit splitting the WWE into the "Raw!" and "SmackDown!" brands? We wanna see all the superstars in the entire WWE franchise wrestle off.

 

And how can you make the WWE characters and storylines even more over the top?

 

What other questions would you like asked of Vince McMahon, chairman of the board of the wild and popular World Wrestling Entertainment?

 

Reporter Georgette Braun is set to interview McMahon over the phone next week to preview WWE "SmackDown!" Sunday, Oct. 17, at the MetroCentre in Rockford.

 

And she'll ask him some of your questions.

 

If your question is selected, you'll win a pair of tickets to "SmackDown!" We'll let you know if you're a winner.

 

Submit your questions as soon as possible but by 5 p.m. Monday, Oct. 11, by e-mail to [email protected] or fax her at 815-987-1365.

 

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Only submissions that include name, address, and day and evening phone numbers, and that are verified by the Register Star can be considered for publication. All submissions may be

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Unleash the HHHate on this unsuspecting woman's inbox. If Vince gets completely overwhelmed with questions asking when HHH is being depushed, when the good wretslers will be able to have the limitations lifted off their work, when some of the great indy lightweights are going to get signed and pushed, etc - you never know, seeds might be planted. Go go go!

[AndrewTS 0]

....what's the point?

 

Vince: When are you gonna come to your senses and quit splitting the WWE into the "Raw!" and "SmackDown!" brands? We wanna see all the superstars in the entire WWE franchise wrestle off.

 

And how can you make the WWE characters and storylines even more over the top?

 

Those questions are ghey^(infinite).

 

The questions they'll use will be lame, "safe" questions, like those, or simply bent to make it appear as if the fanbase overwhelmingly supports the current direction.

[razazteca 0]

When will WWE quit hiring models and get some performers who know more than 5 moves?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

"What's with all of this rape, murder, and necrophiliac stuff?"

 

"Yeah, why is Big Show playing the good guy when he almost killed Kurt Angle, and why isn't Kurt really mad about that?"

 

"Hey, remember when Jeff Hardy pinned Bradshaw? Well hey, remember when EVERYBODY pinned Bradshaw? Wait wait wait...sorry...remember when Jeff Hardy pinned the Big Show? Wait, I'm getting ahead of myself...remember when Jeff Hardy pinned Triple H? That...that was awesome."

 

"Remember when Randy Orton was in the WWE around 1997 or so...I think you called him Steve Austin or something...I could be wrong about that though..."

[Guest Anglesault]

"Yeah, why is Big Show playing the good guy when he almost killed Kurt Angle, and why isn't Kurt really mad about that?"

Vince: he's clearly an internet nerd. Didn't you see the big goofy tranq gun? That's HATE!

[Guest DeputyHawk]

I'm going with naivete and emailing her legit questions worded in a not-too-stupid way. She just got these in her inbox ...

 

1--Fans want to see variety in the matches, not repition - why are innovative, high-flying wrestlers such as Rob Van Dam and much of the Cruiserweight division forced to water down their style and conform to the point where everyone's matches blend into one boring style?

 

2--When will Triple-H elevate some new stars instead of dominating the roster and making the product stale?

 

3--Is Vince aware of the exciting talent currently wrestling on the indy circuit such as Christopher Daniels, A.J. Styles, Samoa Joe or 'American Dragon' Bryan Danielson?  If so, does he have any intention of signing them and bringing their unique styles to a wider audience?

[Dangerous A 0]

My question for Vince right now would be...

 

 

what the fuck is wrong with you? Abortion angles? Tranquilizer guns? Snitzky and Heidenreich? You've gone mad, I tell ya!

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

I'd like to know how many Divas/Wrestlers had to blow Vince to get their spot.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

 

Why?

[razazteca 0]

RIGHT NOW! The tv rating are inconsistent, RIGHT NOW!, WWE is a joke.

[Brett Favre 0]

 

Tell me why! Ain't nothing but a mistake!

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Cheers to Curry's great idea.

 

Jeers to people trying to front like they're Curry.

[Brett Favre 0]

Jadakiss ain't got nothing on the Backstreet Boys.

[RHR 0]

Umm...hey Vince, ummm...could you ask Stacy if she figured out who the father is/was yet?

 

Also, umm...when does Smartmarks.com get royalties from giving you the whole idea of a OVW worker who is "special"?

[razazteca 0]

Thumbs up to innovation

 

Thumbs down to writers block

[Guest Phenom]

Why are you making Muhammed Hussien?

 

or

 

When is Dupree getting his push? He's got to be champ within 3 years.

[Guest Trivia247]

"Yeah, why is Big Show playing the good guy when he almost killed Kurt Angle, and why isn't Kurt really mad about that?"

Vince: he's clearly an internet nerd. Didn't you see the big goofy tranq gun? That's HATE!

Of course he hates the Big Show...Quite Frankly he did the only retaliation that is almost as bad as attempted murder....

 

He drugged him and SHAVED HIS HEAD!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Or are also forgetting that he raped him of his dignity.

[Guest Anglesault]

And showed complete disrespect for the near five hundred pound monster.

[Gary Floyd 0]

My question for Vince:

 

Who would win a drinking contest between Ted Kennedy and Boris Yeltsin?

[Guest Phenom]

My question for Vince:

 

Who would win a drinking contest between Ted Kennedy and Boris Yeltsin?

Everyone knows Yeltsin would win. He was President of Russia! They are elected from drinking contests!

[JoeDirt 0]

And showed complete disrespect for the near five hundred pound monster.

And don't forget that Big Show shaves his head every day to remind himself of the atrocities committed by Kurt Angle.

[Guest Trivia247]

And showed complete disrespect for the near five hundred pound monster.

And don't forget that Big Show shaves his head every day to remind himself of the atrocities committed by Kurt Angle.

He just simply cannot have hair anymore....

 

the...

 

memm...

 

orrr...

 

iressss...

 

Cries

[Guest CronoT]

Here's a question that's sure to chap Vince's hide:

 

Hey Vince, why did you almost attack Bob Costas about a year ago on that HBO show?

[Gary Floyd 0]

Ok then, here's some other questions for Vince:

 

If you choke a smurf,what color does it turn into?

 

Are you digging the show "The Venture Brothers" as much as I am?

 

Who would win a fight between the Gobbledigooker and Xanta Klaus?

 

Did you help give birth to "the Bighead?" (obscure horror book reference)

 

"What would you do if I sang out of tune?"

[The Amazing Rando 0]

"What would you do if I sang out of tune?"

well, shit, I'd stand up and walk out on you.

[Slayer 0]

I would ask him about the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow

[Guest Phenom]

I would ask him about the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

What, African or European?

[AndrewTS 0]

Are you digging the show "The Venture Brothers" as much as I am?

If Lesnar comes back, could you require him to grow a mullet and make Christy wear an eyepatch?

[Slayer 0]

I would ask him about the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow.

What, African or European?

...I don't know

 

*catapults into air*