RHR 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Just thought it'd be fun to post a part of this review from Amazon.com done by someone claiming to be a "kid"...thought maybe it'd be fun to make up our own little "bio lines"... A-Train (Formely Known As Albert) Or, currently known as Mr. Repackaged CharacterBig Show (Was Known As "The Giant" In WCW)Yeah...this is 2004... Batista (Current Member of Evolution)And just owns in a decent suit... Booker T (5 Time WCW Champion) Bubba Ray Dudley (Wrestled In ECW) Charlie Haas (Make Sure To Make Him A Stable With Rico)Sure, why not? It's a video game...so...please...keep up the kayfabe Chavo Guerrero (Eddie's Nephew) And that is all he's ever doneChris Beniot (Wrestled In WCW) Really? Has he ever wrestled at WrestleMania? I'll bet he can't wait... Chris Jericho (Wrestled In WCW) No, really, him too? Christian No description! Whaaa??? Captain Charisma!!!!Chuck Palumbo (Married Billy and Former FBI Member)He He... D-Von Dudley (Wrestled In ECW) Eddie Guerrero (Beat Brock Lesnar For WWE Belt) Edge (Won The Tag-Title With Hollywood Hulk Hogan!!!) Ummm...yes. Yes he did. Garrison Cade Ok the reviewer's descripton here is brilliant. Hardcore Holly ("Hardcore Legend") Somewhere, right now, Terry Funk is crying. John Bradshaw Layfield (Justa Big Loser,= J.B.L.)!!! Take that JBL! Loser! John Cena (You Can't See Me!!!!!) Kane (Undertaker's Hated Brother) And Lita's husband...and the whole reason for creating a Gene Snitsky for this game. Kurt Angle (U SUCK) Mark Jindrak Matt Hardy (Won The Tag Title With Jeff) Again, this is 2004. He now loses women to BAH GAWD Kaaaaaaaane. Molly Holly Randy Orton (Former Evolution Member) Rene Dupree (The Gay French Dude) Umm...he's gay? Did I miss something? Oh right, all French people are gay now.Rey Mysterio (Who's That Jumpin' Out The Sky) Rhyno (GORE! GORE!) Ric Flair (Triple H's Trusted Side-Kick) Quoth the Metalica...Sad but true. Rico (You look so yo, gooood tah me, you never look so yo) Rob Van Dam (Mr. Thursday Night) Sable (Wasn't She FIRED?) Scotty 2 Hotty (It's sad that Rikishi was fired) No. Not really. Shawn Michaels (The Heart Break Kid) Shelton Benjamin (Former Team With Charlie Haas!) Stacy Keibler Tajiri (Posion Mist) Torrie Wilson Triple H (Evolution Captain) Also, you will never kick out of his finisher in this game. Ever. Good luck to all you nerdy fans.Trish Startus Undertaker (Can't Wait Too See His Entrance)!!! Victoria (Who the hell is Victoria?) LEGENDS: Animal Bret "The Hitman" Hart Brutus Beefcake Hawk Jimmy Snuka Legend Kane (like the one in Know Your Role) Legend Undertaker (like the one in Know Your Role) Mankind (Guess His Real Name) Roddy Piper (Isn't Better Than Hogan Because He Cheated!) The Rock Keep in mind, I'm at work, and not my usual witty self...but...have a go at it if you like.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Garrison Cade This is the most accurate description of Cade ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
David Blazenwing 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Trish Startus And her evil twin, Trish Finishus... though she may be a hidden character. Big Show (Was Known As "The Giant" In WCW) And here I thought "Rode his father's casket as Bossman dragged it" would be his biggest accomplishment... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 In the same review... in the "bad things about SVR" section: 1. You can't wresltle as Vince McMahon or Eric Bishoff I weep with the patheticocity of this statement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 I swear we used to have a video games folder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Just thought it'd be fun to post a part of this review from Amazon.com done by someone claiming to be a "kid"...thought maybe it'd be fun to make up our own little "bio lines"... You thought wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Big Daddy V1 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Victoria (Who the hell is Victoria?) That's what I've been asking for some time now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RHR 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 I swear we used to have a video games folder. I swear we used to have a video games folder. Actually...there is one. However, I'm not talking about the game, or about the graphics, or anything really having to do with the game. It is a thread about the descriptions of WWE WRESTLERS from a website, and I spit up my Kiddie Ecto Cooler when I read the Rene Dupree description, then the Edge one. I figured, maybe you'd find it funny too. If not, no loss. Better maybe to start another post about Vince being crazy as hell, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Since when has Ecto Cooler been available again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RHR 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Nahh...it's not the real Ecto Cooler. My version consists of Madori, Malibu, Splash Cap Morgan, and Pineapple Juice. It's looks and tastes like an Ecto Cooler. And, 5 or 6 tall ones make one a happy happy boy and or girl. I go to a punk bar in Seattle all the time and order em (others may know it as a Scooby Snack), at first, it was "whoa...why the chick drink?"...then...and only then...did I say..."No no my tatooed friend, it is an Ecto Cooler.." Now...a Kiddie Version is just Pineapple Juice added to Melon flavored Gatorade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BillyTheStud Report post Posted October 9, 2004 What ever happened to the proposed HBCade gimmick? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 9, 2004 What ever happened to the proposed HBCade gimmick? I wonder about that too. That would have given Cade a reason for being hired. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Good to see George W. Bush reviews wrestling video games in his spare time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Nahh...it's not the real Ecto Cooler. My version consists of Madori, Malibu, Splash Cap Morgan, and Pineapple Juice. It's looks and tastes like an Ecto Cooler. And, 5 or 6 tall ones make one a happy happy boy and or girl. I go to a punk bar in Seattle all the time and order em (others may know it as a Scooby Snack), at first, it was "whoa...why the chick drink?"...then...and only then...did I say..."No no my tatooed friend, it is an Ecto Cooler.." Now...a Kiddie Version is just Pineapple Juice added to Melon flavored Gatorade. I'm soooo gonna make some Ecto Cooler............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RHR 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Oh..yeah...I forgot...the Kiddie Ecto Cooler isn't green...it just tastes like EC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest subliminal_animal Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Hey, RHR, Phenom stole your joke, only it wasn't funny when he did it either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RHR 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 <----flies to Ohio, so he can track down Lance Storm....and learn how to be serious for a minute Ya know...since the funny ain't working. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 Yeah, I wanna see HBCade. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
algrim 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 Why wasn't Stone Cold included with the legends? Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CBright7831 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 How the hell did they forget to put Eugene in? Is he that hard to make into a goddamn videogame character? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
natey2k4 0 Report post Posted October 10, 2004 no London either? fuck this game.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Valcourt Report post Posted October 10, 2004 I want to play a wreslting game, that when you powerbomb a guy (or any high impact move) on the outside it actually means something more. Its annoying to be able to powerbomb a guy (again, or any other power move) and then they just get back up... But then again, maybe my complaint is just with videogames... I would love to design a wrestling game that you could do anything in. Throw guys over the top rope to the outside. Throw people off turnbuckles to the outside. Just create huge bumps that of course could never be survived. I gotta stop posting when I drink.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
