The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 the cruisers are Doozers! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Meanwhile, on SMACKDOWN! Tonight's Smackdown! main event...CRUISERWEIGHT BATTLE ROYAL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 12, 2004 THe wrestlers think they run FraggleDown, but the McGorgs are in charge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 ^don't steal my thunder! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 EDIT: Screw this... Jeff Hardy in a Trashcan ruled. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Oscar Hardy was the high point of this fiasco. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 12, 2004 The King of Canada, from his palace in the nation's capital, Canada City, approves of this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 12, 2004 It's time to get the guns now, It's time to get some more, It's time to get things started On Monday's Raw is War Go move unto the music The fucking music, whore! It's time to get things started On Monday's Raw is War Why do we always watch this? It's Hunter's job-less show The saints and frauds all job there I wish we had Nitro! And now let's job to H now What don't you job to H now? It's time to job to H now On the most abortional, most self-tortual, Evolutional, Self-delusional, It's WWE Raw! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 We've found our Paul E. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Oscar Hardy was the high point of this fiasco. I win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B. Brian Brunzell 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 It's time to get the guns now, It's time to get some more, It's time to get things started On Monday's Raw is War Go move unto the music The fucking music, whore! It's time to get things started On Monday's Raw is War Why do we always watch this? It's Hunter's job-less show The saints and frauds all job there I wish we had Nitro! And now let's job to H now What don't you job to H now? It's time to job to H now On the most abortional, most self-tortual, Evolutional, Self-delusional, It's WWE Raw! Best. Lyrics. EVER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 [big Show gives pictures that he drew of everyone.] Big Show: And last but not least, ta-da! [shows picture of Mr. Taker.] Big Show: Well, I can't wait till he sees it! [silence] Big Show: Say, where is he? I wanna give it to him. I know! He's in the store. Kurt: Uh, Big Show. He's ... he's not in there. Big Show: Oh. Then where is he? Dawn Maria: Big Show, uh, don't you remember we told you? Mr. Taker died. He ... he's dead. Big Show: Oh yeah. I remember. Well, I'll give it to him when he comes back. Torrie: Big Show, Mr Taker's not coming back. Big Show: Why not? Torrie: Big Show, when ... when people die, they don't *come* back. Big Show: Ever? Torrie: No, never. Big Show: Well, why not? Eddie: Well, Big Show, they're dead. They ... they can't come back. Big Show: Well, he's *gonna* come back. Why, who's gonna take care of the store? And who's gonna make my milkshakes and ... and tell me stories? Heidenreich: Big Show, I'm gonna take care of the store. Mr. Taker, he left it to me. And I'll make you your milkshakes and ... and we'll all tell you stories, and we'll make sure you're okay. Torrie: We'll look after you. Big Show: Hmmm. [Another awkward moment of silence.] Big Show: Well, it won't be the same. Kurt: You're right, Big Show. It's ... it's ... it'll never be the same without him. Big Show: Mmm. Kurt: [crying] But you know something? We can all be very happy that we had a chance to be with him and ... and to know him. And to love him a lot when he was here. Big Show: Yeah. Miss Jackie: And Big Show, we'll still have our *memories* of him. Big Show: Well, yeah ... yeah ... our memories. Right. Why, memories, that's how I drew this picture. From memory. And we can remember him and remember him and remember him, as much as we want to! But I don't like it. It makes me sad. Kurt: We all feel sad, Big Show. Big Bird: He's *never* coming back? Hiedenreich: Never. Miss Jackie: No. Big Show: Well, I don't understand! You know, everything was just fine! I mean, why does it have to be this way? Give me one good reason! Teddy: Big Show, it has to be this way ... *because*. Big Show: Just because? Teddy: Just because. Big Show: Oh. [Looks at Mr. Taker's picture.] Big Show: You know, I'm gonna miss you, Mr. Laker. Dawn Maria : [crying] That's *Taker,* Big Show, *Taker.* Big Show: You're right. [Everyone gathers around Big Show for a hug.] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Did anyone else find RAW tonight as horrible as I did? Multiple Dusty finishes, matches way over-booked, a completely useless heel turn, and, of course, the obligatory hometown hero screw-job. Also, it's now official: the voting for Taboo Tuesday will start and take place less than 24 hours before the PPV. What this most likely means, is that the card will already be decided before the voting starts. They'll use it as an excuse to say the internet fans don't know what they want, or what they're talking about. If anyone was still holding out that the PPV polls weren't going to be fixed, this just about cinches it. I'm glad I won't be paying to see this, because it would just piss me off when they give the fans a giant finger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Rudo wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 It's the trump of all trump cards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 If I could find you, I would hug you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Tonight let's all make love in London. 500 Posts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Training continues for the OVW hopefuls waiting for their big call up to Raw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 I know. I'd hug me too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 where's my love? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted October 12, 2004 where's my love? <3 <--- Love for Rando: Special Delivery. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 In your left hand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sylvan Grenier Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Switch-hitting? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 In your left hand. Pfft... my left hand is busy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted October 12, 2004 Switch-hitting? Nope, just being a smart ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted October 12, 2004 What's with all the Fraggle Rock and Muppet pictures? WP -- Who would not watch the muppets and Fraggle Rock when he was younger. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 We had to entertain ourselves WP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted October 12, 2004 We had to entertain ourselves WP. The show was rather shiterrific, wasn't it? [EDIT]-I was wondering why they didn't show Bischoff restarting the World Tag Title match, but after reading the RAW spolier thread, I understand. Appearently, the crowd shat on that so hard, they had to completely edit it out of the show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2004 "HOOOBOY! Are they mad! I mad em mad! Lookit! ATTITUDE~!" - Vince McMahon Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest CronoT Report post Posted October 12, 2004 "HOOOBOY! Are they mad! I mad em mad! Lookit! ATTITUDE~!" - Vince McMahon Vince is the only guy who seems to think that pissing off the customers is good for business. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
