A question for you gents

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SHUT UP AND START RE-NAMING PLANETS!

 

I think Mercury should be "Replacement Muffler From a 1986 Ford Tempo."

[The Czech Republic 0]

Between you and the idiot in the reflecting pool next to the treasure trove maybe.

 

This makes no grammatical sense.

I'm speaking in a colloquial way. You helped me out once but don't push my buttons.

Dude, I willingly did some self-effacing to make you look MORE respectable and you still mismanage it...

 

EDIT: I'm renaming Mars "Darius Schmidt."

[St. Gabe 0]

Now I have a question

 

Who would win in a fight between :

 

Fongus

Captain

Gabriel of Djibouti

and Subliminal Animal

Dude....I'm 6'5'' 315 pounds.

 

Djibouti Always wins, and by the way...it's ST. Gabriel, thanks.

 

[Guest Fongus Bellpop]

Now I have a question

 

Who would win in a fight between :

 

Fongus

Captain

Gabriel of Djibouti

and Subliminal Animal

Dude....I'm 6'5'' 315 pounds.

 

Djibouti Always wins, and by the way...it's ST. Gabriel, thanks.

 

Ah, Dijibouti. Is that a commonwealth in the Afrikan front?

[St. Gabe 0]

Now I have a question

 

Who would win in a fight between :

 

Fongus

Captain

Gabriel of Djibouti

and Subliminal Animal

Dude....I'm 6'5'' 315 pounds.

 

Djibouti Always wins, and by the way...it's ST. Gabriel, thanks.

 

Ah, Dijibouti. Is that a commonwealth in the Afrikan front?

We are actually located between Eritrea and Ethiopia, and we border the Red Sea.

 

Heres a bit of Political information on Our Fine Country.

 

The French Territory of the Afars and the Issas became Djibouti in 1977. Hassan Gouled APTIDON installed an authoritarian one-party state and proceeded to serve three consecutive six-year terms as president. Unrest among the Afars minority during the 1990s led to multi-party elections resulting in President Ismail Omar GUELLEH attaining office in May 1999. A peace accord in 2001 ended the final phases of a ten-year uprising by Afar rebels. Djibouti occupies a very strategic geographic location at the mouth of the Red Sea and serves as an important transshipment location for goods entering and leaving the east African highlands. GUELLEH favors close ties to France, which maintains a significant military presence in the country.

 

We have a water shortage too Send Aid and relief to me.

[Guest Fongus Bellpop]

Back in my salad days, I was reputed to have quite the fancy for a good safari in the Afrikas. My fellowship would regularly hunt for ivory and the precious skins of tigres. Afterwards, a nice steam would be in order. Ah, to be young and rambunctious!

[Slayer 0]

Djibouti Always wins, and by the way...it's ST. Gabriel, thanks.

I'll need to see proof of canonization there, buddy

[Art Sandusky 0]

Fuck for brains?

[Skywarp! 0]

ALL PLANETS SHALL BE NAMED "THE 14TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, FRANKLIN PIERCE!"

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Who am I to argue with KANE?

 

*gets chokeslammed*

[JJMc 0]

How is it that Fongus only has two posts when he's made a good 7-8 just in this thread?

[Slayer 0]

Magic

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Fongus found a way to rip through the Space-Time continuum using an old Fleetwood Mac LP, a bottle of Pantene Pro-V, and a shovel.

 

It's quite the sight.

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Oh, hey Fongus.

 

*gets chokeslammed again*

 

Well, I guess that settles that question, Slayer.

[Slayer 0]

You let me down, Captain...

 

*later, behind the scenes, gives Captain $10 for throwing the match*

[The Metal Maniac 0]

"Sorry Fry. They re-named Uranus in 2036 to end that stupid joke once and for all."

 

"What's it called now?"

 

"Urectum."

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Between you and the idiot in the reflecting pool next to the treasure trove maybe.

 

This makes no grammatical sense.

I'm speaking in a colloquial way. You helped me out once but don't push my buttons.

Dude, I willingly did some self-effacing

I effaced you myself.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Between you and the idiot in the reflecting pool next to the treasure trove maybe.

 

This makes no grammatical sense.

I'm speaking in a colloquial way. You helped me out once but don't push my buttons.

Dude, I willingly did some self-effacing

I effaced you myself.

You should be punched in the efface

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*folding up a crisp new 10er*

 

Then he will become disgruntled, unlike his usual gruntled self.

[Guest Fongus Bellpop]

After a delicate debate with the gents, we have come to the conclusion that the moon shall be named "Wilson", after our great war-time leader!

[Guest Unfrozen Caveman Poster]

I do not claim to be a genius. I am just a caveman, who fell into a crevasse, and was thawed out. But what I do know is that the moon scares me. It gives off light, and perhaps there are more people, just like myself, on that moon.

[Guest Fongus Bellpop]

Heavens! A manikin from the jurassic era!

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Shhh... us modern posters frighten and confuse him.

[JJMc 0]

This Fongus guy is fucking great.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Well we have Yahweh and Jehovah as our names for God, I guess

But Yahweh is the Jew name and Jehovah is the Jeavoahs name. There is no Christian name for God which I think he might of meant.

Actually, Jehovah isn't really a name for God, it's a mistranslation by nineteenth century German scholars. Yahweh is the name for God in all Judeo-Christian religions.

 

With the exception of Jonathon Coachman, who believes God's name is "G."

[The Czech Republic 0]

Doesn't the Jehovah-Yahweh thing ahve to do with mistranslating J's and Y's and stuff?

[TheBigSwigg 0]

Doesn't the Jehovah-Yahweh thing ahve to do with mistranslating J's and Y's and stuff?

Something like that. You know those crazy German's!

[Guest Banders Kennany]

Well thanks Swig, I actually didn't know that.

[TheBigSwigg 0]

I didn't go to college for nothing.

[Guest Vitamin X]

Bully!