... Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 SHUT UP AND START RE-NAMING PLANETS! I think Mercury should be "Replacement Muffler From a 1986 Ford Tempo."
The Czech Republic Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Between you and the idiot in the reflecting pool next to the treasure trove maybe. This makes no grammatical sense. I'm speaking in a colloquial way. You helped me out once but don't push my buttons. Dude, I willingly did some self-effacing to make you look MORE respectable and you still mismanage it... EDIT: I'm renaming Mars "Darius Schmidt."
St. Gabe Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Now I have a question Who would win in a fight between : Fongus Captain Gabriel of Djibouti and Subliminal Animal Dude....I'm 6'5'' 315 pounds. Djibouti Always wins, and by the way...it's ST. Gabriel, thanks.
Guest Fongus Bellpop Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Now I have a question Who would win in a fight between : Fongus Captain Gabriel of Djibouti and Subliminal Animal Dude....I'm 6'5'' 315 pounds. Djibouti Always wins, and by the way...it's ST. Gabriel, thanks. Ah, Dijibouti. Is that a commonwealth in the Afrikan front?
St. Gabe Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Now I have a question Who would win in a fight between : Fongus Captain Gabriel of Djibouti and Subliminal Animal Dude....I'm 6'5'' 315 pounds. Djibouti Always wins, and by the way...it's ST. Gabriel, thanks. Ah, Dijibouti. Is that a commonwealth in the Afrikan front? We are actually located between Eritrea and Ethiopia, and we border the Red Sea. Heres a bit of Political information on Our Fine Country. The French Territory of the Afars and the Issas became Djibouti in 1977. Hassan Gouled APTIDON installed an authoritarian one-party state and proceeded to serve three consecutive six-year terms as president. Unrest among the Afars minority during the 1990s led to multi-party elections resulting in President Ismail Omar GUELLEH attaining office in May 1999. A peace accord in 2001 ended the final phases of a ten-year uprising by Afar rebels. Djibouti occupies a very strategic geographic location at the mouth of the Red Sea and serves as an important transshipment location for goods entering and leaving the east African highlands. GUELLEH favors close ties to France, which maintains a significant military presence in the country. We have a water shortage too Send Aid and relief to me.
Guest Fongus Bellpop Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Back in my salad days, I was reputed to have quite the fancy for a good safari in the Afrikas. My fellowship would regularly hunt for ivory and the precious skins of tigres. Afterwards, a nice steam would be in order. Ah, to be young and rambunctious!
Slayer Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Djibouti Always wins, and by the way...it's ST. Gabriel, thanks. I'll need to see proof of canonization there, buddy
Skywarp! Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 ALL PLANETS SHALL BE NAMED "THE 14TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, FRANKLIN PIERCE!"
... Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Who am I to argue with KANE? *gets chokeslammed*
JJMc Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 How is it that Fongus only has two posts when he's made a good 7-8 just in this thread?
The Amazing Rando Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Fongus found a way to rip through the Space-Time continuum using an old Fleetwood Mac LP, a bottle of Pantene Pro-V, and a shovel. It's quite the sight.
... Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 Oh, hey Fongus. *gets chokeslammed again* Well, I guess that settles that question, Slayer.
Slayer Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 You let me down, Captain... *later, behind the scenes, gives Captain $10 for throwing the match*
The Metal Maniac Posted October 14, 2004 Report Posted October 14, 2004 "Sorry Fry. They re-named Uranus in 2036 to end that stupid joke once and for all." "What's it called now?" "Urectum."
Guest Banders Kennany Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Between you and the idiot in the reflecting pool next to the treasure trove maybe. This makes no grammatical sense. I'm speaking in a colloquial way. You helped me out once but don't push my buttons. Dude, I willingly did some self-effacing I effaced you myself.
The Czech Republic Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Between you and the idiot in the reflecting pool next to the treasure trove maybe. This makes no grammatical sense. I'm speaking in a colloquial way. You helped me out once but don't push my buttons. Dude, I willingly did some self-effacing I effaced you myself. You should be punched in the efface
... Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 *folding up a crisp new 10er* Then he will become disgruntled, unlike his usual gruntled self.
Guest Fongus Bellpop Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 After a delicate debate with the gents, we have come to the conclusion that the moon shall be named "Wilson", after our great war-time leader!
Guest Unfrozen Caveman Poster Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 I do not claim to be a genius. I am just a caveman, who fell into a crevasse, and was thawed out. But what I do know is that the moon scares me. It gives off light, and perhaps there are more people, just like myself, on that moon.
Guest Fongus Bellpop Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Heavens! A manikin from the jurassic era!
... Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Shhh... us modern posters frighten and confuse him.
TheBigSwigg Posted November 7, 2004 Report Posted November 7, 2004 Well we have Yahweh and Jehovah as our names for God, I guess But Yahweh is the Jew name and Jehovah is the Jeavoahs name. There is no Christian name for God which I think he might of meant. Actually, Jehovah isn't really a name for God, it's a mistranslation by nineteenth century German scholars. Yahweh is the name for God in all Judeo-Christian religions. With the exception of Jonathon Coachman, who believes God's name is "G."
The Czech Republic Posted November 7, 2004 Report Posted November 7, 2004 Doesn't the Jehovah-Yahweh thing ahve to do with mistranslating J's and Y's and stuff?
TheBigSwigg Posted November 7, 2004 Report Posted November 7, 2004 Doesn't the Jehovah-Yahweh thing ahve to do with mistranslating J's and Y's and stuff? Something like that. You know those crazy German's!
Guest Banders Kennany Posted November 7, 2004 Report Posted November 7, 2004 Well thanks Swig, I actually didn't know that.
TheBigSwigg Posted November 8, 2004 Report Posted November 8, 2004 I didn't go to college for nothing.
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