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HHH ties Flair's record, at which point Flair turns on him. The justification is that Flair finally realizes he doesn't want to be overshadowed by HHH. So they feud, with Flair as the heel. The fans cheer Flair anyway. Flair wins the belt. Nice long feud, culminating with a match at WM. HHH of course wins, then Flair gets on the mike to say how wrong he was, HHH is the greatest, blah blah blah, and fellates HHH in mid-ring to prove the point. Vince McMahon comes out and says he's disbanding the entire fed, because HHH is the perfect champion and human being. All of wrestling has been done to perfection, so there's no point in going on. They then roll the credits for WM over images of HHH while "Close to You" plays.

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Guest Loss

Yes, and people will try to determine main events based on PPV posters. People will also get upset when they accidentally see spoilers, but will continue to check websites to see what the rumored plans are for the next PPV.

 

*rolls eyes*

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Guest The Shadow Behind You

I really want to see WWE have the Royal Rumble Poster with Eugene waving on with cartoon drawings of the rest of the wwe chasing after him. The smarks will infer that means Eugene draws #1 but gets lost going to the ring and the entire roster spends the night looking for him.

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A generic hoss from OVW will enter the WWE under the name "Ben 'The Blue-Bin" Butters". Once again showing how The Genius Vince McMahon has been able to keep up with the times and adapt his time-tested formulas in the modern day market.

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My predictions

 

HHH will unify the two world titles, and pin Jesus and mock God

 

JBL will say that blacks are lazy, that the Holocaust never happened, and will become a nazi sympathizer, all while not getting in trouble with the company. He will also tell us that he prefers Pepsi over Coke.

 

Trish and Molly will still be smockin' hot, as will Gail Kim

 

Undertaker will come back with the purple mask he wore in late 1995

 

Gene Snitsky will be hung on Undertaler's old "symbol." He will return to judge the living and the dead

 

Bischoff will let Evolution get away with murder, and make HHH co-general manager

 

Austin will get in trouble with the law yet again

 

Randy Orton, in Vince's continuing attempts to turn him into the new Austin, will shave his head, grow a mustache and a goatee, flip people off, drink "Ortonweisers," and constantly say "WHAT?"

 

The Rock will finally quit showing up for WWE events when Vince suggests that he wear a tutu and verbally fellate HHH

 

Hogan will reveal a sex tape of his own (complete with lines such as "This is really cool dude!" and "Say your prayers, take you vitamins, and spread you cheeks!")

 

ScoopTHIS will be proven to be prophetic when The Warrior does a show for "Def Comedy Jam"

 

Lawler will get involved in another sexual harassment/rape lawsuit

 

Realizng that none of the fans give a rat's ass about him, HHH will bar fans from entering the arena

 

A match will be determined in which the loser becomes Heindrichs new "buddy"

 

and finally, Vince will once again narrowly avoid being sent to a nuthouse

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In an attempt to spice up the division, Victoria will dye her hair blonde and Trish will dye her hair Black. They will feud for the 1000th time, but JR and the King will completely ignore all the other times they have wrestled and continue to indirectly bury the division through their lackluster and half-hearted commentary.

 

The WWE will hire a new announcer, who will have no previous experience or knowledge of wrestling, and that announcer will add nothing to any of the matches.

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Someone will make a silly comment in a thread. That comment will get blown up into some sort of character that will be beloved by many and hated by Coffey.

 

Edit:: The WWE may or may not steal this idea for a character, then have that character become hugely successful only to have him be a tool for HHH to get heat. HHH will get that heat, and lose it, because the man can't retain any of it, and that character and wrestler portraying it will get buried afterwards.

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Someone will make a silly comment in a thread. That comment will get blown up into some sort of character that will be beloved by many and hated by Coffey.

and that character.... you guessed it.

 

 

 

FRANK STALLONE~!

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A black wrestler not named Booker T will be involved in an angle where his race is degraded. He will be deemed not good enough to defeat a white wrestler and will get a chance to prove it with the belt on the line.

 

He will then get pinned in the center of the ring following a pedigree.

 

People will defend the decision because the WWE can never do wrong. Others will defend the position because said wrestler wasn't ready for the spot.

 

All will be forgotten in a month.

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Someone will make a silly comment in a thread.  That comment will get blown up into some sort of character that will be beloved by many and hated by Coffey.

and that character.... you guessed it.

 

 

 

FRANK STALLONE~!

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How did you know?

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yeah for what? Amish in the City 2?

Probably.

 

Amish in the City and America's Next Top Model both do better ratings than Smackdown, have more of a mainstream buzz and don't have the negative stigma that Wrestling has.

 

Not really in the case of the former. "Amish in the City" fell off sharply in ratings after a strong opening. "America's Next Top Model" is still doing okay.

 

I wouldn't be surprised though if "WWE Smackdown" does get cancelled. The negative stigma among ad buyers is real. UPN just can't get the ad money for "WWE Smackdown" that it can now get for other shows with equivalent ratings.

 

Network fall 2004 ad rates, courtesy of The Futon Critic...

Problem here is, I don't think UPN has any shows with "equivalent ratings" to Smackdown - Thursday night is pretty much the ONLY night of the week that UPN doesn't finish last in the network Nielsen's (sometimes even finishing ahead of FOX and the WB on Thursdays). Smackdown is a pretty big staple of UPN's schedule, and I would think that they'll be interested in keeping it when renewal time rolls around.

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The Hardcore Belt is brought back, with the stupid 24/7 rule in. It's re-absorbed in a month.

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The Highlight Reel will NOT directly lead into a spur of the moment match.

 

Victoria will pose for Playboy just prior to Wrestlemania.

 

Baby O'Mac (Shane's son) comes in to get revenge on Kane. The feud ends with Gene Snitsky turning and killing Baby. This brings back Shane for a feud with Gene.

 

Rico will win the US title.

 

The Marine, starring John Cena, will rake in heaps of dollars. He will then be given the World title and spark a new 'golden era' for WWE.

 

Kane's movie will be nowhere near as successful.

 

Same goes with HHH's movie, but WWE will put a spin on it that makes it sound like it's the second coming of Titanic.

 

The Rock will make 5 appearances spread out over the entire year.

 

Test will return and get a big push, that will actually work.

 

Ric Flair will take a minimum of 50 back body drops.

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After the huge success that the WWE said Taboo Tuesday was, they will create a "Viewers Choice" title, where the fans decide who should be the VC champ and his/her contenders. The WWE will continually remind us that this is a new and revolutionary idea, and -at least in the WWE- a wrestler who is crowned champion on the basis of fan response *is* certainly an original concept.

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After the huge success that the WWE said Taboo Tuesday was, they will create a "Viewers Choice" title, where the fans decide who should be the VC champ and his/her contenders. The WWE will continually remind us that this is a new and revolutionary idea, and -at least in the WWE- a wrestler who is crowned champion on the basis of fan response *is* certainly an original concept.

Steven Richards is the first title-holder.

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I wouldn't be surprised though if "WWE Smackdown" does get cancelled. The negative stigma among ad buyers is real. UPN just can't get the ad money for "WWE Smackdown" that it can now get for other shows with equivalent ratings.

 

I think UPN will keep Smackdown....even if WWE did leave Viacom(the parent company of UPN).....Smackdown is under a different contract I think....

 

What would be funny is...if RAW moved to UPN...

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-Kid Kash and Crowbar feud over 'who's the better chiropractor'

 

-An interpromotional match happens between two mid cards guys arguing over whether 'Day of Reckoning' or 'Raw vs. Samackdown' was better

 

-Sid comes back and wrestles

 

-Big Show gets lyposuction

 

-Eugene still uses the same gimmick

 

-Christian becomes a success and wins the WWE Championship

 

-HHH gets ran over by a car, many many times

 

-Hardcore matches become a normal thing

 

-10 sided rings are used, just to outstage NWA-TNA and UFC

 

-another elimination chamber match is made, most likely for Wrestlemania XXI

 

-Evolution is sung by Motorhead live at WM XXI

 

-Undertaker rises from the dead, much like in his match against Yokozuna back at Royal Rumle 93

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WWE Title Holders: JBL, Undertaker, Kurt Angle

Longshots: Big Show, John Cena

Should but Won't: Eddie, Booker T

 

World Title holders: HHH, HBK, Randy

Longshots: Ric Flair, Edge

Should but Won't: Benoit, Jericho, Kane

 

US Title Holders: Carlito Colon, John Cena, Booker T, Charlie Haas, Kidman

Longshots: Luther Reigns, Orlando Jordan, Roba Van Dam

Should but Won't: Rey Mysterio

 

IC Title Holders: Jericho, Batista, Christian, Edge, Shelton

Longshots: Eugene, Matt Hardy, Rhyno,

Should but Won't: Hurricane, Regal

 

Rey Mysterio, Paul London, Chavo, spike, and funaki will be cruiser champs.

 

All Divas including Christy Hemme will be woman's champs.

 

Wrestlemania 21 will be the worst wrestlemania card in recent memory.

 

WWE will Fire: Billy Gunn, A-Train, Chuck, and HEIDENREICH!

 

Stevie Richards, Ric Flair, Booker T, Undertaker and kurt angle will retire.

 

WWE will Hire: Bland OVW man 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

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