Guest Dynamite Kido Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Undertaker changes gimmick again. This time it'll be like the Road Warrior Hawk angle where he was screwed up all the time. Undertaker + Barbituates/Methamphetamines = Biggest Draw Ever.
JoeDirt Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Posted October 15, 2004 Undertaker changes gimmick again. This time it'll be like the Road Warrior Hawk angle where he was screwed up all the time. Undertaker + Barbituates/Methamphetamines = Biggest Draw Ever. Amen, brother. Hire this man as a booker, NOW!
The Amazing Rando Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 No No No... I am supposed to be their next booker.
JoeDirt Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Posted October 15, 2004 No No No... I am supposed to be their next booker. As long as it's not Steph and Gerwitz and company...
Guest MikeSC Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 It's so obvious. WWE signs Jeff Jarrett, puts him over Undertaker for the WWE Title, then has him cleanly pin HHH in two minutes to unify the World Titles. When asked why, Vince says "Because I hate humanity". -=Mike
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 It's so obvious. WWE signs Jeff Jarrett, puts him over Undertaker for the WWE Title, then has him cleanly pin HHH in two minutes to unify the World Titles. When asked why, Vince says "Because I hate humanity". -=Mike Mike. A great effort nonetheless. Undertaker is booked solid now for sometime........ Undertaker changes gimmick again. This time it'll be like the Road Warrior Hawk angle where he was screwed up all the time. Undertaker + Barbituates/Methamphetamines = Biggest Draw Ever. Now Mike, I know we don't always see eye to eye on things. I KNOW you see the money in this..........
Guest MikeSC Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 It's so obvious. WWE signs Jeff Jarrett, puts him over Undertaker for the WWE Title, then has him cleanly pin HHH in two minutes to unify the World Titles. When asked why, Vince says "Because I hate humanity". -=Mike Mike. A great effort nonetheless. Undertaker is booked solid now for sometime........ Undertaker changes gimmick again. This time it'll be like the Road Warrior Hawk angle where he was screwed up all the time. Undertaker + Barbituates/Methamphetamines = Biggest Draw Ever. Now Mike, I know we don't always see eye to eye on things. I KNOW you see the money in this.......... JJ is his supplier. Re-doing the gimmick that Vic Grimes did for about a week back in 1999. OR, even better --- have Shannon Moore slap around Undertaker, treating him like his bitch while Undertaker goes out and slaughters people in the ring. -=Mike ...Your idea DOES reek o' big money...
St. Gabe Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 I feel like some one should be chanting eerily in between each post: "IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNDDD, IN THE YEAR TWO THOUSAAAAND" Anyways, Within the next year Brock Lesnar will have returned, Eric Bischoff will leave the company, and there will be a World Title Tournament on one of the Brands, which John Cena will win(don't confuse this with me being a Cena Mark).
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 It's so obvious. WWE signs Jeff Jarrett, puts him over Undertaker for the WWE Title, then has him cleanly pin HHH in two minutes to unify the World Titles. When asked why, Vince says "Because I hate humanity". -=Mike Mike. A great effort nonetheless. Undertaker is booked solid now for sometime........ Undertaker changes gimmick again. This time it'll be like the Road Warrior Hawk angle where he was screwed up all the time. Undertaker + Barbituates/Methamphetamines = Biggest Draw Ever. Now Mike, I know we don't always see eye to eye on things. I KNOW you see the money in this.......... JJ is his supplier. Re-doing the gimmick that Vic Grimes did for about a week back in 1999. OR, even better --- have Shannon Moore slap around Undertaker, treating him like his bitch while Undertaker goes out and slaughters people in the ring. -=Mike ...Your idea DOES reek o' big money... Everything's a go them Mike. We could be like a Modern Day Ferrara/Russo team.............. Meanwhile we could have Mysterio on the side struggling with the everyday life in the game. Should he slang dope or "get real" in the ring only to find out that his girl is pregnant and he got mouths to feed yo.......... Mike.............this shit writes itself.
Guest Loss Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 A 15-minute tag match will take place on RAW that involves Ric Flair and features two hot tags. Michael Cole will ponder the relationship between two heels. Jim Ross will say something stupid that shows he's forgotten everything that has ever happened to him prior to that very moment in storylines. HHH will win some matches. Randy Orton will some matches. Chris Jericho will host an episode of The Highlight Reel. Smackdown will feature piped in crowd noise. The Undertaker will emerge victorious at Wrestlemania XXI. Shawn Michaels will defeat an up-and-coming star cleanly. The Rock will return and be put in a useless segment where he fights off heels no one cares about. Eric Bischoff will favor the heels. John Cena's promos will rhyme. Chris Benoit will have at least one match that consists of chops and rolling German suplexes. Ric Flair will not retire. Stephanie McMahon will favor HHH. The company will debut someone from OVW, push him hard for weeks and then forget about him when he fails to get over immediately. Wade Keller will state the obvious. The Intercontinental title will mean nothing. No new permanent tag teams will be formed. At least one main event will take place that sees the live audience turn on the match. The company will make excuses for the poor reaction from the fans. Rumors will persist of Bret Hart returning to the company, and it will not happen. Mick Foley will respond to a criticism of him in the Observer. Randy Orton will smirk. HHH will remind us that he's a winner. Edge will be sidelined with a minor injury. Christian will debut yet another catchphrase that fails to get over. The women's division will mean no less or no more than it does at this very moment. What starts as a hot storyline will end up squandered. HHH will drop the belt at least once, and will remain the focal point of RAW anyway. The Undertaker will not do a single clean job. The Undertaker will be "killed" in storylines at least once. A babyface will be banned from a building somewhere in America. JBL will say something controversial in the media and it will go ignored by the company. Wrestlers will be encouraged to work a slower style. At least one backstage fight will take place. Kane will have a storyline that contains at least three inconsistencies. Lita will poorly act. Matt Hardy will do a job. Linda McMahon will spin numbers at an investor's conference. Rumors of Hulk Hogan's return will take place and posts will be started at TSM every time a new rumor pops up. WWE will push a tall, muscular wrestler. WWE will release someone for a reason, whether good or bad. Kurt Angle will get heat in the locker room. Eddy Guerrero will get emotional. Rob Van Who?
Guest MikeSC Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 We could have Heidenreich be their "Street" guy. He seems like he'd be great in that role. -=Mike ...Because nothing says "gangsta" like a roided up cracka!
JoeDirt Posted October 15, 2004 Author Report Posted October 15, 2004 Loss, that was beautiful. But not bold. I feel like making a soap opera joke here, but I can't think of one. Great stuff, though.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 We could have Heidenreich be their "Street" guy. He seems like he'd be great in that role. -=Mike ...Because nothing says "gangsta" like a roided up cracka! Mike, we should put him in blackface as well. That's something that's totally offensive that they haven't done on a weekly basis.
razazteca Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 WWE movie studio will remake the classic movie The Wrestler with HHH as the champion that nobody can defeat. The Cast: Vince McMahan - Frank HHH - Matt Ballard Cael Sanderson - Billy Taylor Trish - Debbie Stephanie McMahan - Betty Ballard Chuck Palumbo - Mobster Funaki, Akio, Asai - the japanese bar fighters Bradshaw & Garrison Cade - the cowboys in the bar fight The midcard - as themselves
The Amazing Rando Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Loss's entire post just goes to show you how little he knows... Kane's storyline will have at least SEVEN inconsistencies. Get your facts straight.
Lil' Bitch Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 John Cena will become the WWE Champion Rico will become the US Champion Shawn Michaels will finally job in a singles match clean. The Undertaker will become a 5 time WWE Champion Booker T or RVD will get a main event push again Kurt Angle will retire Hulk Hogan will return
Guest Loss Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Loss's entire post just goes to show you how little he knows... Kane's storyline will have at least SEVEN inconsistencies. Get your facts straight. You saw my three and raised me four, eh? Hit me.
The Amazing Rando Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Also, he will use Fire, but not just any fire... deadly fire. Nobody but himself, the pyro crew, and possibly Shane McMahon will now how to operate it, even though the entire time a five year old is holding a button marked "FIRE!". Sadly, it will be revealed that this button controls half the cruiserweight division as well as Scott Keith. EDIT: There is also a slim chance the button will also raise a briefcase. 1Wrestling is reporting.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 You will groan while reading this
The Amazing Rando Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Actually, I groaned after reading it, and possibly before. I can't really multi-task, so it's one thing at a time.
Guest GreatOne Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 There will be matches at WrestleMania. And I didn't even have to CALL THE HOTLINE!~ for that one
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Rando will become a WWE writer and end up killing himself after trying to explain to Steph why "because I think it's funny" isn't always the best reason for a storyline. (In reality, Rando's dead because Rudo threw him off a roof)
The Amazing Rando Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 *is a sad panda* actually... i would kill myself after Steph failed to understand the reasoning behind "But HHH CAN'T be Women's Champion"
razazteca Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Wrestlemania will have some pop star "celebrities" wasting time in interviews or matches. Possible rematch of Kane vs Drew Carey in an improve sports entertainment match. They will get the topics from fans sending ideas by E-mail 1 hour before the match on a very special edition of Whose Heat is it Anyway. The ending of the match will have Wayne Brady run-in.
RavishingRickRudo Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Does Wayne Brady have to chokeslam a bitch?
spman Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 John Tenta will pass setting the stage for another horrible year of premature wrestling deaths
Guest Banders Kennany Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 The Rock will return and be put in a useless segment where he fights off heels no one cares about. You forgot the part where they squashed by a top face no one likes and people here will complain about the face killing the momentum Rock gave them by beating the mup. Late Year Pick: Gene Snitsky will brought back up from OVW.
Chazz Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Vince Russo will return to The WWE as a Writer. Hopefully his stint this time will last more than a week.
BHK Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 Rumors will persist of Bret Hart returning to the company, and it will not happen. Bret Hart will make a farewell speech in a WWE ring. In Canada. ....seriously.
Guest Sylvan Grenier Posted October 15, 2004 Report Posted October 15, 2004 You will groan while reading this You know what, Rudo, I scrolled down, and scrolled down, thinking "oh good, nobody's written their prediction in bold yet, it's wide open for the takin'," and then BAM there it is. Should've known.
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