godthedog 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 Can't buy alcohol Likes the girls that don't like him Throw it down, big man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 20, 2004 He is going to teach Other people who will teach Drink coffee and preach Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 20, 2004 a twofer- Lesbo fantasy of some chick he doesn't know. Lived his birthday dream. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2004 As I come to post I notice Agent's post count. One one one one one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 20, 2004 The Czech Republic Your brother Slovakia? I thought it was good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Not going with the theme of the thread at all...here's one my friend Petone wrote. Four dead, nine wounded Fuck police brutality Go and kill a cop EDIT: Oh, alright... Phenomenal one AJ Styles? No, much worse Funny Spider-Man Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Why is my baby? Supermarket, she was there.. ..Oh, not this again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Are the cops in Mass. really that bad, Laz? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 This thread's off topic So to realign pronto Meatwad posted here Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 He is a Briton Cool guy, HD forefather Odd music taste though Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2004 Slayer likes metal That's good as it sums him up In five syllables Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Dirty limey Brit Constantly changing his name Contest with Banky? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Spiffy diffy Spiff Likes to hold his banana And feed the dolphins And no, Meatwad. But Petone writes a shitload of haiku's, most of which make no sense whatsoever. That one MAKES sense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 He loves Shadows Fall. Massachussetts indie fan Wants Jarrett to die Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Political pawn Held down by the folder man Free Czech Republic! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Perfxion 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 This is one I wrote about the internet Shes taken her top off laying down, view spread eagle What, free tour over? This is to follow this thread Angel was first name Did like me and cut down name Post whore he is, too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 22, 2004 A Chubby-chasing man More Cushion for the Pushin' Bet she gives good head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 This haiku will suck Because I have nothing else To say for Agent Angel was first name Did like me and cut down name Post whore he is, too. No post whore am I What an absurd thing to say By the way, +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Slayer is good guy American but still I think Slayer be good guy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Nanks Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Some whingeing pommy For his sake I truly hope that he's no sports fan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Phenom Report post Posted October 22, 2004 Nanks likes his beer cold Much like his relationships Get him a pitcher! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted October 27, 2004 Stuck with you again Why can things not ever change? Now, I need to smoke Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2004 Laz, the metal-head Loves to rock, but has no cock... Sorry, that was mean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 28, 2004 Have some more waffles Tits and gut-Stretchmark roadmap Will die a virgin. That was meaner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2004 That was really great! Fat jokes, you're the queen of wit! Next time, try harder. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Metal Maniac 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2004 Hoff ate a baby Somehow, he enjoys this fact They must taste damn good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2004 Umm, he likes metal Iced Earth and Iron Maiden Ummm... errr.... that is all Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted October 29, 2004 That was really great! Fat jokes, you're the queen of wit! Next time, try harder. So wishy washy His dick disappears 'neath rolls Come on heart attack! or: His eyes have no space Between them on his moon face May have Downs Syndrome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Public Account Report post Posted November 7, 2004 Used by everyone I'll regret in the morning This was really dumb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Public Account Report post Posted November 7, 2004 (edited) I eat paint chips for breakfast. EDIT: edit line Edited November 7, 2004 by Public Account Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
