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Guest Agent of Oblivion

He is going to teach

Other people who will teach

Drink coffee and preach

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

a twofer-

 

Lesbo fantasy

of some chick he doesn't know.

Lived his birthday dream.

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Not going with the theme of the thread at all...here's one my friend Petone wrote.

 

Four dead, nine wounded

Fuck police brutality

Go and kill a cop

 

EDIT: Oh, alright...

Phenomenal one

AJ Styles? No, much worse

Funny Spider-Man

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Spiffy diffy Spiff

Likes to hold his banana

And feed the dolphins

 

And no, Meatwad. But Petone writes a shitload of haiku's, most of which make no sense whatsoever. That one MAKES sense.

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This is one I wrote about the internet

 

Shes taken her top off

laying down, view spread eagle

What, free tour over?

 

This is to follow this thread

 

Angel was first name

Did like me and cut down name

Post whore he is, too.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

A Chubby-chasing man

More Cushion for the Pushin'

Bet she gives good head.

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This haiku will suck

Because I have nothing else

To say for Agent

 

Angel was first name

Did like me and cut down name

Post whore he is, too.

No post whore am I

What an absurd thing to say

By the way, +1

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Have some more waffles

Tits and gut-Stretchmark roadmap

Will die a virgin.

 

That was meaner.

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That was really great!

Fat jokes, you're the queen of wit!

Next time, try harder.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion
That was really great!

Fat jokes, you're the queen of wit!

Next time, try harder.

So wishy washy

His dick disappears 'neath rolls

Come on heart attack!

 

or:

 

His eyes have no space

Between them on his moon face

May have Downs Syndrome

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Guest Public Account

I eat paint chips for breakfast.

 

EDIT: edit line

Edited by Public Account

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