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Do you guys have any full service stations? In my town, most of them are full. I work at one, and every day, I get about 10 people that say "isn't it self serve?" upon me asking how I may help them. Yeah, it's self, I'm just the fucking welcoming comitee. Dumb fucks.

So make them pump their own gas.

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Do you guys have any full service stations? In my town, most of them are full. I work at one, and every day, I get about 10 people that say "isn't it self serve?" upon me asking how I may help them. Yeah, it's self, I'm just the fucking welcoming comitee. Dumb fucks.

The only time I ever see a full service gas station is when I'm in Oregon. I don't think I've seen one in Washington the whole time I've lived here.

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In New Jersey self service gas is against the law.

 

The attendant has to pump it for you

My mom would love New Jersey in that case. I shit you not, the woman has never once pumped gas in her life. She is completely reliant on full-serve and more or less refuses to learn to do it herself. Obviously you can see where I get my stubborness from.

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In Illinois, you fill up, go in, pay, and leave. That's all there is to it. Unless you have the card, then you just fill, swipe, leave. Paying after you pump means you get to do the ever-so-fun feathering the pump to get it to land on exactly $20.00.

That's why I prefer paying first. The pump just stops when it hits the total you paid for. Thus, no need to worry about going over.

But what fun is that?!? Feathering is so much better.

I usually like to stop at a completely random # like $14.32.

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In New Jersey self service gas is against the law.

 

The attendant has to pump it for you

Same thing with Oregon. I had a few friends of mine go up there looking to harvest some shrooms when they attempted to pump their own gas and some guy ran out screaming NO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!! IT'S AGAINST THE LAW!!

 

They just about died laughing.

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