Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Actually, I wasn't joking. You probably have. And I don't even know who Randy Orton is, so your clever wrestling (I suppose) reference bears no teeth. Tyler bringing the rage. Kinda sad. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Man, this thread is 18 different sorts of retarded. I'll just say this: at this point in the campaign, photo-ops do absolutely dick to sway someone's vote one way or the other (unless something extraordinary were to happen, like if Kerry had accidentally shot himself in the foot or something like that). By now 99.99% of people are either for one candidate or the other, and the other 00.01% isn't going to make up their mind based upon Kerry wearing camo or Bush wearing a flight suit. Christ, this election can't end quick enough. Whatever happens, I'll just be happy I won't have to see ridiculous threads like this one pop up every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 ...rage?! Wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 23, 2004 ...rage?! Wow. You're really bad at it. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 ...I'm bad at rage? That's a relief, considering I, uh, wouldn't even get remotely mad at some tool who has 9976 posts on a wrestling message board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 23, 2004 ...I'm bad at rage? Well, at expressing it. You are generally an angry and unpleasant person, so you're quite good at being angry. That's a relief, considering I, uh, wouldn't even get remotely mad at some tool who has 9976 posts on a wrestling message board. Nah, you'd just piss and moan to others about him. Are you sure you're a, you know, man? -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Yeah, ask your ex-girlfriend. A MikeSC: CUTE, TYLER. THAT WAS MATURE. I BET YOU HAVE THE IQ THE LEVEL OF A PRISONER'S ASS IN THE GULAG WINTER. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Yeah, ask your ex-girlfriend. She may have been a psychotic drug addict, but she had some standards. I'd mention your ex --- but we all know such a creature only exists in your fertile imagination. A MikeSC: CUTE, TYLER. THAT WAS MATURE. I BET YOU HAVE THE IQ THE LEVEL OF A PRISONER'S ASS IN THE GULAG WINTER. Wow, something else you suck at. Just adding to the list. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Actually, my ex was a hideous beast that both asked me out and dumped me in the period of a week to the tune of my indifference. When I was 16. And nice ineffectual comeback!!! U win teh rpize Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Actually, my ex was a hideous beast that both asked me out and dumped me in the period of a week to the tune of my indifference. When I was 16. Imaginary loves lost are the toughest. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Haha. BRB, continue posting furiously in my absence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GreatOne Report post Posted October 23, 2004 He's gonna go post on Pitt going to the Fiesta Bowl based on that hard-fought win over Rutgers today. Which is an upgrade over him saying 'FUCK YOU PITT, YOU'RE TEH SUXORS' and disassociating himself from them after they lost in the NCAA Tournament in March. Off-topic, but just explaining his absence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Haha. BRB, continue posting furiously in my absence. Can I? Please? Thanks. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vyce 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Jesus, can a mod close this thread? Because when the "discussion" finally breaks down to "Are you a man?!" / "Ask your girlfriend!", then all hope is lost. Someone spare us from this black hole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Tyler and Mike are waving their dicks to see whose is bigger. I think it's safe to say that this is the subject of the worst thread ever. Proving your manhood on an internet messageboard should have been done in the Cock Shots Thread. It's too late now. No one wants to see you guys throw fifth grade insults at each other on what it means to be a man. We only look up to one person on the subject of manliness: For more information on REAL men that aren't limp wristed feminist loving vegetarians, one only need to visit such quality websites as www.manlyweb.com or consult the Big Book of Sheer Manliness: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GreatOne Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Worst thread ever? Nah, I've seen INXS-started threads This is got a ways to go before it sinks to that level. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Which is an upgrade over him saying 'FUCK YOU PITT, YOU'RE TEH SUXORS' and disassociating himself from them after they lost in the NCAA Tournament in March. GreatOne King of the Ring Group: Members Posts: 1519 Member No.: 5633 Joined: 11-July 04 PBP, anyone? By the way, what did I miss while I was gone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GreatOne Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Wow, you can cut and paste! Good boy! BTW idiot, it's not like anybody couldn't actually READ threads without posting before................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 The board is closed to unregistered posters. ... Anyway, I'm not sure I care. Although, I'm someone upset that you're out-trolling me for once. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest GreatOne Report post Posted October 23, 2004 I said BEFORE unregistered members couldn't read the board Nice to know you can't read. But don't make it my problem, ok? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 You guys seem to love bitching about the stupidest things. Oh and for GreatOne; INXS>>Dick-waving Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 Yeah, ask your ex-girlfriend. See, that's where all his combat wounds come from. This thread is so bad that I actually think THIS is an improvement: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. (Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here) How many times have you been wounded in combat? More than Kerry, most likely. -=Mike that's a pretty big bet to put up. How many times have you been wounded in combat? or at all More often than Kerry. -=Mike Bullshit Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Your Paragon of Virtue 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2004 At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. (Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here) How many times have you been wounded in combat? More than Kerry, most likely. -=Mike that's a pretty big bet to put up. How many times have you been wounded in combat? or at all More often than Kerry. -=Mike Bullshit Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right. Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 Which is an upgrade over him saying 'FUCK YOU PITT, YOU'RE TEH SUXORS' and disassociating himself from them after they lost in the NCAA Tournament in March. GreatOne King of the Ring Group: Members Posts: 1519 Member No.: 5633 Joined: 11-July 04 PBP, anyone? By the way, what did I miss while I was gone? God, I hope so...it would explain a lot at least... And yes this thread is terrible, please close it. ....or maybe I'll try to save it. "Wellll John, looks like you gone and killed the wrong there goose!" "My, God. They were right. I am just as bad as the terrorists! "Are you a goose, duck or bird who family member has been injured or killed as a result of negligence? You deserve just compensation...and I can help." Kerry: John, how could you turn on me like this? Edwards: Sorry, John, I can't sit back idlely and let such an injustice stand without full just compensation...now, we could cut a deal of course to make this whole thing go away..." Easy there John, you know I can't make any financial decisions without consulting the misses, she's the breadwinner of the house, you know. "OH GEE GOLLY! Really Teresa? Ya really mean it?" "Yez, John, you haz been a good boy, I vill increase your allowanze, you just bring the Presidency to me, like a good boy" "....well, here you go, John. Thanks for making this lawsuit go away. You're a real stand up guy. Not only do you truly care about the well being of that poor geese family, but you were kind enough to help cut me a deal." Edwards: "Gee thanks, I'm glad you understand my genuiness in my dealings. Now we can focus on the things that matter, like Dick Cheney's lesbian daughter." Kerry: "You can say that again! Dick Cheney does have a gay daughter, but it's nothing him to be ashamed of." Teresa: "Eets just too bad that her mother doz not love her because of her gayness." Kerry: "Oh, Teresa, I love you so much." "Ahhhh....get thee fuck off me, you limp dicked zombee" "Do my ears sense slander? Anyone up for some "pain and suffering rewards?" .....or maybe just close it afterall. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 .....or maybe just close it afterall. The people will not be silenced! RRRRAAAARRRGH! UPSIDE DOWN SIGNS FOR AMERICA! (PS: Feel free to use this picture in your photographic storylines. You're wittier than I am.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 "Proof surfaces that it is actually the Kerry camp that is guilty of disenfranchising black voters, as their heinous scheme of handing out signs, with words on them, to illiterate voters as a means of ridicule is exposed in this photo." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 Well, to be fair, the caption for that photo says those people just finished listening to Al Sharpton talk. So it's possible that Al may have destroyed their brains. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MikeSC Report post Posted October 24, 2004 At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. (Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here) How many times have you been wounded in combat? More than Kerry, most likely. -=Mike that's a pretty big bet to put up. How many times have you been wounded in combat? or at all More often than Kerry. -=Mike Bullshit Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right. Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information. I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has. -=Mike Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2004 At least Kerry actually fired a gun in combat. Also, I'd trust the local newspaper vendor before I'd trust the NRA with any information concerning my vote. (Insert incredibly easy Purple Heart joke here) How many times have you been wounded in combat? More than Kerry, most likely. -=Mike that's a pretty big bet to put up. How many times have you been wounded in combat? or at all More often than Kerry. -=Mike Bullshit Did something stop you from going to the army? Just curious He'll tell that it's none of your business, and he'll be right. Of course, when you make a bold claim like he has, you'd think he'd back it up, but he won't divulge any information. I broke my arm when I was a wee lad. That, alone, means I've suffered more wounds than FrankenKerry has. -=Mike Just posting to add one more level of ridiculous quotation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
