KK Rage 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 From the same episode mentioned above. "You know me Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FLAMMMMMINNGGG!!" Homer's enemy is also a classic. Grimes: "Look at Simpson. The man literally eats like a pig!" Carl: "I'd say he eats more a duck. Pigs tend to chew." *Camera cuts to an eclair literally sailing down Homer's throat.* And from the Monorail episode: Marge: "Homer, there is a family of possums living in here!" Homer: "I call the big one bitey." And probably the most rendundant, yet funniest joke they ever ran: "Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN! Lisa needs braces. DENTAL PLAN!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Stark Raving Dad. No suprise there, I'm sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shutterspeed Report post Posted October 31, 2004 Stark Raving Dad is brilliant and has a wonderful message. Oh, how I miss the glory years. Last Exit to Springfield. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2004 I love it in the Itchy And Scratchy Movie eps. where Lisa goes "And the celebrity voices! Michael Jackson, Dustin Hoffman... they changed their names on the credits, but you knew it was them", that's the simpsons that I miss. The ones that didn't go "HEY!!!!! There's a CELEBRITY on here and he's doing something with HOMER!!!!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted October 31, 2004 I've always had a fond liking for the episode where Homer becomes a professional boxer. Everything else mentioned is probably on my list too. "I call the big one bitey" has to be the funniest Simpsons line ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2004 I have a soft spot for the Japanese commercial in the Mr. Sparkle episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2004 I've always had a fond liking for the episode where Homer becomes a professional boxer. Everything else mentioned is probably on my list too. "I call the big one bitey" has to be the funniest Simpsons line ever. I call the big one Bitey. I call the big one Bitey. I call the big one Bitey. The line was good enough, but the thoughts that Marge had just made it so awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2004 I thouight it went like this: "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and East Haverbrook!" "Is there a chance the track could bend?" "I call the big one Bitey." "I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and East Haverbrook!" "Is there a chance the track could bend?" "I call the big one Bitey." or something Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted November 1, 2004 I thought it was North Haverbrooke, but either way, yes, that's how the scene went (Mr. Lanley, Apu, and Homer respectively) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2004 Okay you were right, I checked SNPP. North not East. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2004 the boxing one was great Moe: Youre fighting boxcar Fred Homer: oh is that a tough guy name (im sorry I dont remember what homer said so i made it up) Moe: No he really is homeless , in fact hes fighting for a sandwhich Dr hibbert: why I could wallop you all day with this surgical 2x4 and not knock you down (the fact that he had a surgical 2X4 and took it out of a medical sterilyzed wrap made me rotfl) Buffer: He's known as the Brick Hithouse, while others call him the Southern Dandy, Homer Simpson" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Salacious Crumb Report post Posted November 1, 2004 I really don't watch on a regular basis anymore but it seems everytime that I do they have some pointless celebrity guest. How many episodes a season is a celebrity guest now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2004 "I call the big one bitey" has to be the funniest Simpsons line ever. "Ooooo...I bent my wookie." and "I came here from Canada, and they think I'm slow, eh?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Coffey Report post Posted November 1, 2004 Cape Feare Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Last Free Voice Report post Posted November 1, 2004 The one with Larry Burns (Mr. Burns son) Is pretty funny. The entire "IM NOT MADE OF AIRPORTS!" speil is priceless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest LooneyTune Report post Posted November 1, 2004 the boxing one was great Moe: Youre fighting boxcar "Fred" Homer: Rolled his way out of the boxcars eh? Moe: No he's stll living at the station, but he's a hungry young fighter, in fact, hes fighting for a sandwhich. Fixed it...except I don't remember the name except Boxcar. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zetterberg is God 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2004 Anything from seasons 4-9 does it for me. Those episodes were just joke after joke, and the social and pop culture satire was top notch. Granted, there were some classic episodes before then (Homer at the Bat comes to mind), but the show hit its stride in those years. Season by season, some of my favs: Season 4: Mr. Plow, Marge vs. the Monorail, The Front, Krusty Gets Kancelled Season 5: Too many to name, but Homer Goes to College, The Boy Who Knew Too Much (MacArnagle!!!) and $pringfield are classics. Season 6: Itchy & Scratchyland, Homer the Great, A Star is Burns (perhaps my favorite episode), Lisa's Wedding. Season 7: Who Shot Mr Burns?(part 2), The Simpson's 138th Show Spectacular, Team Homer, Scenes From a Class Struggle in Springfield, 22 Short Films About Springfield, Homerpalooza Season 8: The Homer They Fall, The Springfield Files, Homer's Enemy, Simpsons Spin-off Showcase Season 9: The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson, The Last Temptation of Krust, The Trouble With Trillions Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2004 the boxing one was great Moe: Youre fighting boxcar "Fred" Homer: Rolled his way out of the boxcars eh? Moe: No he's stll living at the station, but he's a hungry young fighter, in fact, hes fighting for a sandwhich. Fixed it...except I don't remember the name except Boxcar. Thank you Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted November 1, 2004 How can ace be 1 *and* 11? HUH? What kind of God would allow that? I dig the one with Millhouse's first girlfriend...in the treehouse...and the school video about the bunnies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shutterspeed Report post Posted November 1, 2004 I dig the one with Millhouse's first girlfriend...in the treehouse...and the school video about the bunnies. Best. Opening. Ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kahran Ramsus 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2004 I dig the one with Millhouse's first girlfriend...in the treehouse...and the school video about the bunnies. Best. Opening. Ever. That is probably my favourite single scene in the entire run of the series. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Crazy Dan Report post Posted November 2, 2004 I forgot that I love Itchy and Scratcy land too. I love anything that skewers Disney. I also like... "Klu Klux Clam, yeah they weren't that funny" "Bort?" "Seering gas painland" "Hey that looks like John Travolta" John Travolta: "Yeah, looks like". Lone Frenchman ticket booth operator: "Hello Euroland Itchy & Scratcy land is open for business, hello..." (which made fun of how the first few years of Eurodisney did terrible in France and then it took off. Which is just funny how that something so American won over the French, irony is awesome sometimes) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted November 2, 2004 "Bart's Friend Falls in Love", Season 3, it is. This is not the best episode of the series. But it's really funny. I almost forgot, it even has the "Indiana Jones" spoof opening in addition to "Fuzzy Bunny's Guide to you Know What". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shutterspeed Report post Posted November 2, 2004 Kent Brockman: "Did you know that 34 million American adults are obese? Taken together, that excess blubber could fill the Grand Canyon two-fifths of the way up. That may not sound impressive, but keep in mind it is a very big canyon." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Agent_Bond34 0 Report post Posted November 3, 2004 Kamp Krusty and Flaming Moe's were two I liked... as well as that Chili Cook-Off episode ... and "I think I bent my wookie" is easily one of the funniest lines ever from the show Ralph rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2004 My favorite is defintely Krusty Gets Busted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jericholic82 0 Report post Posted November 5, 2004 Homer: Thats why I hate the bible, everyones a sinner....except this guy and SAVE ME JEBUS Ted and Amy Ted and Amy, why dont you just marry them Native: You see I told you we should have asked earthquake happens Homer: whats that? Native: we call that (coughing clicking noise-spits out fish bone) oh im sorry we call that earthquake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ray Report post Posted November 6, 2004 The episode where Bart makes a long-distance call to Australia. The booting and so forth. I can't believe I can't think of the name of that episode. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shutterspeed Report post Posted November 6, 2004 "Bart VS Australia". The day that I hear someone in this country speak like that, I'll let you know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Precious Roy 0 Report post Posted November 6, 2004 I'm a big fan of "You only move twice" Not sure why exactly, but that's always the first episode I think of when thinking of great ones, it just cracks me up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites