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The OAO Raw Thread, 10/25/04

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I hear Maven was seen swimming only 10 minutes after a meal.

He drank milk THREE DAYS after the expiration date!

 

Maven is the man of no fear!!

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What's with all these new video games?

 

I haven't seen this much Nam footage since the Democratic National Convention.

Between now and Election Day there's about 30+ game titles coming out.

I'm looking forward to "Grand Theft Auto: Hanoi."

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Guest Sylvan Grenier

"bounced him like a Spalding basketball"

 

Survivor Series must be brought to us by Spalding

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Guest MikeSC
What's with all these new video games?

 

I haven't seen this much Nam footage since the Democratic National Convention.

Between now and Election Day there's about 30+ game titles coming out.

I'm looking forward to "Grand Theft Auto: Hanoi."

Well, they'd love you...long time.

-=Mike

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I'd love it if Batista starting smacking Maven with his own hand saying "Stop hitting yourself!" ala Nelson Muntz

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HOLY CRAP, Batistas knee/elbow pads are NOT matching his tights! HE IS LOSING IT.

I'm pretty sure Maven had something to do with it. The guy just doesn't have any limits.

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"bounced him like a Spalding basketball"

 

Survivor Series must be brought to us by Spalding

Don't make Rudo dig out the Castaway references again...

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Guest LooneyTune
"bounced him like a Spalding basketball"

 

Survivor Series must be brought to us by Spalding

That's great...and Batista no-selling a missile dropkick rules. He didn't even bother to move out of the way....MAVEN WON!?

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Guest MikeSC

Batista swatted away the missile Mavenkick. He's God.

 

Too bad he can't kick out of a shitty roll-up that'll lead to Maven's annihilation on PPV.

-=Mike

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Shit, you're GIANT ROIDED UP MEN, do something better than a slap. Even I once split a guy's head open with a tennis racquet when I got in a fight in 8th grade.

Heh, I did that in 8th grade too, 'cept with a saxophone.

 

WTF?!

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Guest Mr. Wrestling

Batista is clearly pissed at Maven's attempt to give him a blowjob in the middle of the ring.

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Guest LooneyTune

The Troopers standing up to Evolution...wow...when did someone use their brain when booking RAW?

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Guest Sylvan Grenier

Okay, this is a big risk, but maybe Randy Orton needs to step in and get Maven to calm down a little bit.

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Come on Batista, you can mow through all three of them.

 

 

Who here wouldn't want to see Rock vs Batista

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Wait..

 

 

You job DAVE BATISTA TO MAVEN? The coolest mofo on Raw to the guy who won Tough Enough? Damn this company. DAMN YOU!

I do not want to see that at Survivor Series.

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