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The OAO Raw Thread, 10/25/04

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Guest MikeSC
Orton needs a new pose.

I'd rather he work on a personality, moveset, and ability to work a match first.

-=Mike

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Didn't X-Box already sponsor a PPV this year?

 

No. SSeries has been sponsored by X-Box for the past 3 years.

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Guest Phenom
Note to Flair: If you want to wrestle at your age, NWA-TNA is in Orlando, FL, not with the WWE.

He'd probably job to Jarrett anyway.

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Total Freudien slip. JR's just jealous because Randy gets top notch pussy, and JR can only half-bang his saggy bitch of a wife.

You sonofabitch. That just made me imagine JR making the "oh" expression, but only with one side of his face.

Here come the JR "by God that's a slobberknocker" orgasm jokes...

"Mah Gawd! Mah Gawd! I think I'm gonna! Aw mah, STONE COLD STONE SO-- Haw! You thought I was fanished, dadn't ya baby? BAH GAWD! MAH GAWD KANG! MAH... GAWD!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST THANG YOU EVER FELT!! KANG!! KANG!! STONE COLD!! I THINK I'M GONNA.... SPLOOGE!!!"

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Flair is walking like a hooker who just had to do anal earlier that night

No, that's McMahon's walk.

McMahon's taken the two-foot ear of corn, actually.

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Of the 58 people reading this thread, why are only 9 posting in it? We're not that entertaining.

Yes, you all are that entertaining.

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Guest MikeSC
But he does the pose so much and it gets nothing! Wrestling is more about poses than actual skill!

I'm half-expecting him to start rapping badly soon.

-=Mike

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Guest Phenom
So they're going to get 20 minutes?

If the Chris & Chris don't do a run-in in 5 minutes than I will be surprised.

It'll be EDGE~!

 

And he'll ruin an already bad show.

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Guest MikeSC
So they're going to get 20 minutes?

If the Chris & Chris don't do a run-in in 5 minutes than I will be surprised.

It'll be EDGE~!

 

And he'll ruin an already bad show.

It should be Snitsky, so when the show sucks, it won't be his fault.

-=Mike

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Total Freudien slip. JR's just jealous because Randy gets top notch pussy, and JR can only half-bang his saggy bitch of a wife.

You sonofabitch. That just made me imagine JR making the "oh" expression, but only with one side of his face.

Here come the JR "by God that's a slobberknocker" orgasm jokes...

"Mah Gawd! Mah Gawd! I think I'm gonna! Aw mah, STONE COLD STONE SO-- Haw! You thought I was fanished, dadn't ya baby? BAH GAWD! MAH GAWD KANG! MAH... GAWD!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST THANG YOU EVER FELT!! KANG!! KANG!! STONE COLD!! I THINK I'M GONNA.... SPLOOGE!!!"

I KNEW you'd finish typing it before me. You win... for now.

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Guest Phenom
Total Freudien slip. JR's just jealous because Randy gets top notch pussy, and JR can only half-bang his saggy bitch of a wife.

You sonofabitch. That just made me imagine JR making the "oh" expression, but only with one side of his face.

Here come the JR "by God that's a slobberknocker" orgasm jokes...

"Mah Gawd! Mah Gawd! I think I'm gonna! Aw mah, STONE COLD STONE SO-- Haw! You thought I was fanished, dadn't ya baby? BAH GAWD! MAH GAWD KANG! MAH... GAWD!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST THANG YOU EVER FELT!! KANG!! KANG!! STONE COLD!! I THINK I'M GONNA.... SPLOOGE!!!"

I KNEW you'd finish typing it before me. You win... for now.

Quik vs. Meatwad IV at the Survivor Series! For only $40!

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Randy is so resilient! Ya gotta be to handle a man in his late fifties in a wrestling match.

 

(Of course, in another era, yeah, you would have to be.)

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Guest MikeSC
Orton missed more than half of those punches. This episode should be nominated for an emmy in comedy

The force of the wind behind his swings is devastating.

-=Mike

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Guest MikeSC
Orton hurts his shoulder...now his knee? Orton Edged-it.

He'll be selling death soon in pursuit of heat.

-=Mike

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