The OAO Raw Goes Interactive Thread

[Guest Quik]

EDGE AT RAW

NOV. 1, 2004

As WWE moves across the Midwest into Peoria, IL., WWE.com has learned that Edge will, in fact, be at Monday Night RAW.

 

Not only will Edge be at RAW, but he will be defending the World Tag Team Championship, as well. Since capturing the titles, Edge has yet to be seen by the side of his tag team partner, Chris Benoit. Will Edge be in Benoit's corner for this World Tag Team Championship match against La Resistance? Tune in to RAW to find out.

 

In other action, Eugene and Gene Snitsky will go one on one once again. This time, however, they will compete under Hardcore Rules. This one may get ugly.

 

Former Intercontinental Champion Christian will battle The Hurricane.

 

Also, how will Triple H get along with the rest of the RAW roster after being hunted by them last week?

 

 

With General Manager Eric Bischoff back on the job, anything could happen this week.

 

 

Don’t miss RAW (9/8 CT on Spike TV).

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Thank you WWE.com for doing nothing to entice me. Oh, and evidently we can win Wrestlemania tickets. It's interactive, and we know how well that works out for WWE.

[Guest The Shadow Behind You]

I'm praying that Edge walks out again and gets chased down by Jericho and Jericho becomes Benoit's impromtpu tag partner.

[Open the Muggy Gate 0]

Is it just me, or on the WWE preview screen, the D & S in Midwest are bigger? Are they advertising for the Nintendo DS?

[Stephen 0]

If La resistance gets the belts from Edge & Benoit tonight, what exactly was the point of taking them off conway & grenier in the first place?. Why not just trade the tag belts with an actual tag team, then again there are not many around on raw anyways.

[Guest Quik]

Yeah man, I had to fix "Midwest" in my post because it had that fucking DS image in it.

 

WWE SOLD OUT!

[The Czech Republic 0]

Raw is in Peoria tonight? Whoa. That's the home of the IHSA boys' basketball state championships...and not much else. Good to know WWE's hittin' the big cities for Raw.

 

Maybe SmackDown will be in Decatur and Isaac Yankem can make a cameo.

[Guest LooneyTune]

I think having Kane wrestle three times as Issac Yankem, "Diesel", and as Kane in one night would be the funniest thing ever. (I know, Foley did it at the 98 Rumble)

[The Czech Republic 0]

And the Christmas Creature for the hell of it.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

I wonder if they will have Lillian announce that "(Ladies and Gentlemen) Edge has left the building" ??

[Guest LooneyTune]

And the Christmas Creature for the hell of it.

Good call. It is that time of the year again. Although I'm not sure what gimmick to drop of the other 3: Diesel 2 or Isaac Yankem DDS

[The Czech Republic 0]

I wonder if she'll follow it with "Edge has been fined $250 for leaving the show early"

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

".... and $500 for wearing white, cotton, socks with slacks and dress shoes."

[The Czech Republic 0]

$100 for putting ketchup on a hot dog in Illinois

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

In honour of the newest WWE superstars, we should do the OAO Raw all in Arabic... or the closest, stereotypical, Team America proximity to it.

 

Or should I say...

 

"Bahck, Bahck, Allabahck, Allah, Allah, Jihad! KAPLAH!"

[Guest CronoT]

And the Christmas Creature for the hell of it.

Speaking of which, who is going to bitch-slap Santa this year? Austin is gone, so he can't do it. The Rock is a maybe, but I don't know. Personally, I think it'll probably end up being Randy Orton.

[The Czech Republic 0]

In honour of the newest WWE superstars, we should do the OAO Raw all in Arabic... or the closest, stereotypical, Team America proximity to it.

 

Or should I say...

 

"Bahck, Bahck, Allabahck, Allah, Allah, Jihad! KAPLAH!"

Forget the lives, the money

We're in this together

And through it all

They say that nothing's forever

And the refuse to see the bomb on me

WHY WON'T THEY BLOW UP

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

HHH: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the faces are pussies. And Hassan is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fuck this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.

[slimm44 0]

Well it seems the writing team has regrouped seeing as there are announced matches ahead of time...too bad, they definitely had something going on...not something good, just something

[Guest LooneyTune]

With such great matches announced THE HURRICANE vs. CHRISTIAN, who wants a real competitor to WWE back?

[Guest MikeSC]

With such great matches announced THE HURRICANE vs. CHRISTIAN, who wants a real competitor to WWE back?

If given some time, Hurricane v Christian could be a rather good match.

-=Mike

[Der Kommissar 0]

Former Intercontinental Champion Christian will battle The Hurricane.

 

I am somewhat excited about this match, since I do remember these two having somewhat good chemistry in the ring a few years back. Of course, I wonder, "Why the heck are they mentioning a seemingly meaningless match involving The Hurricane in the Raw preview?" That just seems totally out of place.

[RavishingRickRudo 0]

Why did they call Christian "former Intercontinental Champion", why didn't they just say "Sheldon Benjamin will get involved somehow"??

[NYU 0]

*The camera show Lita sitting solemnly on a table in the locker room. Molly and Gail Kim walk by her, stifling a laugh as they cross. Lita looks down sadly, but then looks up to the sky*

 

I'm tho lonely

I'm tho lonely

Tho lonely

Tho lonely and thadly alone

 

There's no one

Justh me only

Although my huthband raped me,

For the futhure, we hath plans

But with my lithp, no one underthandth

Seemth no one takes my feelingth theriously.

 

And tho I'm lonely

A lithle lonely

Poor lithle me

 

There's nobody

I can relath to

Although my love Matt Hardy is thill alive

It'th kinda scary

That the writers forgoth

A phone call to him, I dare not thry.

 

I really mith the feeling of Kane holding my thit

Anth my evil baby making me fat

I wath gonna be a mother, why did Thnitsky take that from me?

For now, I'm thust lonely

Lithle lonely, poor lithle me

I'm tho lonely

I'm tho lonely

 

*The camera focuses on a melancholy Lita as we fade into a commercial*

[The Czech Republic 0]

Those were some pretty cute girls in the front row, I think.

[Guest CronoT]

Those were some pretty cute girls in the front row, I think.

I wouldn't know. I hate CSI.

[Guest Quik]

Allright, do we have to carry this show on our backs tonight? I'm getting sick of making this show watchable for the millions... **Pauses**

 

And millions of people who frequent this board.

[The Czech Republic 0]

I hope Eric Bischoff is back and better than ever tonight.

[Guest LooneyTune]

Lita's lisp isn't THAT bad...she only lisp on "s" and occasionally "t".

[The Czech Republic 0]

Allright, do we have to carry this show on our backs tonight? I'm getting sick of making this show watchable for the millions... **Pauses**

 

And millions of people who frequent this board.

If we have to carry the thread, my back might give out. I think I pulled something.

[Guest Quik]

Randall "Elf Ears" Orton will win the Rumble. I called it.